NOW ALL I NEED IS X!!! Anyways, so the Ben Stiller party just ended and he left his giant leather jacket here...I now have it...Ben if you're reading this...come get your jacket...or reply to the awkward text I sent you...
CHRISTINA
Hey Ben it's Christina. You wouldn't by any chance like toothpicks and McDonalds would you?
BEN
(INSERT NO REPLY)
By the way he had a crap-load of toothpicks and a McDonalds receipt in his jacket so...yeah.
