CHRISTINA
I gotcha.
SETH
Geez, that was...yeah.
JIMMY
(seeing the awkward tension in SETH's gaze he let's go of CHRISTINA and pats her on the back) Alright you're safe (to SETH) now onto you. (he pulls him out of the water)
CHRISTINA
That was frightening, how cold is the water?
SETH
It's actually really nice.
JIMMY
Ha ha, I bet.
We kept on skating after that and then we went to Dunkin Donuts and drove back home to Manhattan. Seth, Jimmy, and I all weren't done having fun just yet so we stayed in Jimmy's room and watched the Blair Witch Project and Anti-Christ. Blair Witch I thought was pretty good, but Anti-Christ really wasn't my cup of tea. It was a little creepy (Blair Witch) because the lake we went ice skating on was surrounded by a forest that was quite brooding...although Jimmy would've dragged me out so I would've been fine, Seth? Not so much...oh I found a online blurb about Julian and I on Perez Hilton's website
Everyone seems to be taking this Essenancas relationship quite well but I am certainly NOT. Has anyone noticed that Christina looks about the age of 18 maybe younger?? We all know that Julian is 32, so let's do the math that's a 14 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE. AND, she might not even be 18! She refuses to get tested to see who's her daddy because she's afraid it might be JULIAN! We all saw how capital
G GROSS Hugh Heffner’s bunnies were and is this situation really different? Uh, no! Don’t get me wrong I love that little star. But that’s what she is, little. Plus her blog is more popular than mine so GO AWAY B**CH!
Here’s some news for you Perez, I AIN’T GOIN’ ANYWHERE. Oh by the way, yesterday while talking to Jimmy in the lobby at NBC Lorne walked by saying that he wants to add some old skits and actors into next week’s show and eventually that conversation led to Jimmy why don’t you host next week with the Roots! He agreed and next week’s guest is Jimmy Fallon with musical guest The Roots! Very cool very cool, Amy and Tina are definitely going to be on the show and Horatio might as well. Although when I was talking to Jimmy and Seth about it in the car
CHRSITINA
No offense and all Jimmy but I find it kind of annoying when old players come back to be in the skits, because it shoves out the new players.
JIMMY
Oh no I understand what you mean, they used to do that to me too since I wasn’t really a remember-able cast member.
SETH
Jimmy, that’s absolute bullshit.
CHRISTINA
Yeah seriously.
JIMMY
Yeah okay guys. What’s my most popular skit?
CHRISTINA
Your most popular anything was Weekend Update!
JIMMY
Damn…
SETH
Ha ha, nailed you on the HEAD.
JIMMY
Oh God penis rings…