State of the Union Address Cold Open
Monologue
Aquarium on the Go
~Commercia~
Church Pew
Schweddy Balls
~Commercial~
Two A-Holes
Digital Short: Today's the Day
~Commercial~
Update
~Commercial~
Chippendales Audition
Acme
~Commercial~
Hammer Kids
Klondike Mountain
~Commercial~
End Clap
Oh what an amazing night, Matt rocked it up there it was like he was the freakin' God of SNL. The crowd went nuts for the Chippendale's Audition sketch. Probably because Matt has an amazing body. Other than the madness from the show I had a pretty maddening day. Nasim and I decided to go ape-shit with our friendship and walked around the city for 4 hour stopping only once to get food or to take obnoxiously sexy photos (didn't think I'd add sexy to obnoxious did you?) of ourselves. It was fun though I enjoyed myself. Last night I went to Sports Time USA with Nasim as well and now we have matching tattoos, bracelets, stomach acids, rings, sticky hands, army men, tops (spinning tops), and vampire teeth. Every best friend should have those things in common, other wise what's the point in being friends in the first place? GAWRSH. The photo of the day is a picture of Matt and his wife (I know, the lucky bitch) right before the show. Even though I'm extremely jealous of her I must admit, she's really pretty.
