Here are the scenes for Gwyneth Paltrow's week
Record Meeting (Andy, Jason, Paul)
ESPN Deportes (Paul, Nasim, Fred, Jay, Taran)
Barmitzfah (Fred, Vanessa, Jay, Nasim, Christina)
CNN Spitzer Auditions (Taran, Bill, Nasim, Fred)
Update (Seth, Keenan, Vanessa, Bobby, Bill, Nasim, Christina, Kristen, Fred)
Fresh Prince Lost Episodes (Jay, Keenan)
Fox News Cold Open (Abby, Kristen, Bobby, Nasim, Jason, Bill)
Secret Word (Keenan, Taran, Kristen, Bill)
Digital Short: Andy and Pee-Wee's Night Out (Andy, Fred, Kristen, Keenan)
The Cape Promo (Nasim, Bill, Christina, Keenan, Andy, Bobby)
Monologue (Kristen, Jason)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY NICK VALENSI!!! My best friend Nick, was born today, well a long time ago today, but still...today. In celebration Nikolai, Nick and I went out to lunch to Montizimo's and then went back to Nick's apartment and chilled out together then went to Six Flags in New Jersey! New Jersey is lacking many things, but an amusement park is not one. Had a crazy fun time there, then we went back to New York City, Nick's apartment, ordered pizza, and Jules and Albert brought out the cake (vanilla frosting, vanilla cake, Happy Birthday Nick with a cartoon bird and penis behind the words). It was a great party and Nick's apartment once again, is trashed. While we were chilling at Nick's I was on his bed on his laptop looking over an email someone sent me, it was a link to this website called "zestrokes.tumblr.com" and I was going through the pages and it's HILARIOUS! There's all these Strokes references that only I would get and a ton of pictures of The Strokes and girlfriends of The Strokes, really quite an incredible job they did, and Nick hears me laughing my ass off and comes in and plops himself on the bed and I show him the picture I was laughing at and it's this picture of Jules and Nikolai and some chick and the chick has her hand on Julian and Julian must've eaten a crapload that day because he looks pregnant...if I can find it again I'll post it on here but it was just so funny. Then after we had dinner we walked around the city for a bit and had this amazing idea to make a fort of blankets on Nick's apartment structure's roof and sleep there. We did it. There were two outlets on his roof so we had a lava lamp and a laptop up there and we all watched Jim Gaffigan and Russel Brand comedy bits. They're both extraordinarily humorous. At around 3AM we finally fell asleep in our sleeping bags and did not wake up to millions of mosquitoes and spiders. Day well spent.
Oh by the way Julian hates Pringles.
