Monday, October 18, 2010

Day 1 {Leo DiCaprio}

I'm going to start off this entry with last night. So it was 10:30pm and I'm in the conference room with Keenan, Abby, Taran, Nasim, Fred, and Jason and we're all watching a movie and while we're watching it the screen goes white and it flashes "10:30" on the screen and immediately everyone goes into chaos. I ask what's going on and why is everyone fixing their hair and make-up Abby says "Leo is suppose to come at 10:30 so he'll be here any minute!" and I stand-up and say "You don't make friends by schmoozing them!" and they all ignore and continue to beautify themselves. I leave the room and walk down the hall and run into Chris Parnell. He loops his arm into mine and forces me to walk with him. As we are walking we realize our feet are making somewhat of a beat and Chris starts to rap and I start to rap. OUR RAP SONG WAS BEAUTIFUL. So beautiful that we walked into the conference room and everyone heard it, including Kristen, Seth, Bill, and LEO. We were applauded when we finished. Applauded to the point where Leo came up to us asking if he could do that with us, as his monologue. Why yes Leo that can definitely be you're monologue...YAY! This is my third monologue and the one with Alec Baldwin wasn't on purpose he just dragged me up there. Today we filmed a commercial (Taco Town) and our Laurence Welk skit which feautures Leo as the singer to the ladies. Tomorrow it's I'm on a Boat and Leo and Meo. Also today I ran out of the building late in a pair of shorts and a T-shirt not realizing it was suppose to pour today. So I called up Julian at first and then remembered he was with his mom in Poukeepsie for the day. So I called up Chris and asked if he could bring a jacket for me and he did! That's all that really happened school-wise today. This is what we have so far for our RAP:


It’s Saturday, Leo’s in the other room.
It’s been over an hour man what’s he doin.
Knock-knock
What up Tina?
Yo Leo, whats crackin?
I’ve got all these pillows
PILLOW FIGHT?
Make it happen!
(pillow fight montage)
Wait a minute little Leo, we need another dude.
You mean the one that you said could make dreams come true?
You know it, hey Parnell grab your pillow son.
Hell yes mother fucker now the game has begun.
(Footie Pajama Parnell comes in secretly)
Let’s team up, Christina can’t throw for shit
Yeah, she’s like a baby fox, so delicate.
That was a pretty awkward example to use?
HEADS UP MOTHER FUCKER, YOU LOSE! (Parnell runs away and Christina hits Leo instead)
Oh, God what have I done I was suppose to hit Chris.
Hey it’s not my fault you went and missed!
Will you shut up for two seconds I need to figure this out
Yahoo Answers is the best
Heh, no doubt.
It says we should remember him for the man he was
Yeah I guess I mean he practically was my cuz
So this is weird.
You bet.
What’s up with the beard?
It must be for a movie.
That or for fear.
He was Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
That is Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
He was Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
This is Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio

WHAT