The show (as anticipated) was dull and boring. The crowd seemed like they knew what was going on (reporters took care of that) so I think they all understood why we couldn't be as peppy as usual. But poor Emma Stone...this was her first hosting so hopefully she'll come back for round 2...however if I were going to give anyone a gold star for trying their hardest it'd be Kristen Wiig. She acted her heart out and the crowd really understood her attempt but it was just a solumn episode. Lorne didn't even get mad at us.
Saturday for me was quite different from everyone else's. Most people on SNL were either practicing or visiting Will (who still hasn't woken up yet) but me, I was at the most epic birthday party ever. Nikolai Fraiture's early one that is. At 2 we went laser tagging (Albert, Nikolai, Me v.s. Julian, Nick, Fab) and we won. By a lot and we had two rounds! Julian and Fab just dragged their team into the dirt...mwahaha.
Then we got pizza, cake, and watched Rocky Horror Picture Show, then at 12am we went to go SEE Rocky Horror Picture Show (I had to leave at around 1:15 for the show and then came back at 1:30 missing the after party). Then we went to Party City, got candy, pinatas, and a fog machine, and made a movie about gay rights. After that we went on Omegle Video and went to bed at around 4am. One hell of a birthday Nikolai...we were going to hire a stripper but we decided against it. Ah well.
Sunday, October 31, 2010
Thursday, October 28, 2010
Day 4 {Emma Stone}
Today was so melancholic and depressing. Such an emotional rollercoaster. So today we filmed the Digital Short and Weekend Update (I talked about the digital short I was in, in the last post). Although since Julian was doing stuff with his band today he decided to send his dog Voltron to accompany me around school! Very humerous Jules...very cute....I'm glad I have someone like Jules who completely understands when I need him, and when I don't. Today for example
Lorne gets a call from the hospital saying the Will Forte is in the hospital from a terrible heart attack and that he probably won't live and we should say our goodbyes. Lorne told us and we all got into our cars and rushed over. He was unconscious and apparently in a coma. It was extremely depressing, people like Kristen, Bill, Seth, and Fred have known Will for many years and they were sobbing throughout the entire visit as well as at home. I was crying for most of it too for Will was the best. I didn't however say my goodbyes because I don't believe he's really gone. I know he'll make it...he's Will Forte he'll make it. I'll officially write a goodbye message if he doesn't pull through, but we all love him so dearly that I don't think he even CAN leave us. God's probably trying to take him but the love we're exerting at him is grounding him back here. I love Will. Please somebody save him...I don't want to cry anymore...
Lorne gets a call from the hospital saying the Will Forte is in the hospital from a terrible heart attack and that he probably won't live and we should say our goodbyes. Lorne told us and we all got into our cars and rushed over. He was unconscious and apparently in a coma. It was extremely depressing, people like Kristen, Bill, Seth, and Fred have known Will for many years and they were sobbing throughout the entire visit as well as at home. I was crying for most of it too for Will was the best. I didn't however say my goodbyes because I don't believe he's really gone. I know he'll make it...he's Will Forte he'll make it. I'll officially write a goodbye message if he doesn't pull through, but we all love him so dearly that I don't think he even CAN leave us. God's probably trying to take him but the love we're exerting at him is grounding him back here. I love Will. Please somebody save him...I don't want to cry anymore...
Day 3 {Emma Stone}
Today we filmed The View and Headline News neither of which I was in. I heard about the Digital Short this week and it's not that funny...I don't know if that's because Andy's really not in it or it's because Emma Stone is the lead role in it...I'm an extra in it so I had to know what it was about and it just seems like our writers were off this week or really really depressed because all the scene this week are kind of dumb. Hopefully her monologue will be fabulous. Modern Family is on tonight! That's something to be happy about!
Tuesday, October 26, 2010
Day 2 {Emma Stone}
Today was very fun, very fun indeed. This morning for first period I have drama and we were performing halloween scenes today. Everyone did a good job, but everyone got negative comments...except our group. EXCEPT OUR GROUP. But the whole thing is a popularity contest and everyone went with the freshman bitch's group because she BRIBED. Now I don't think that really fair, and I don't go out and make enemies but that bitch was asking for it. Forgive my use of age but, GURL I AM WAY OLDER THAN YOU. And not to use my infamy but...DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM??? Anyways I'm fine now. After school Julian walked me back to the NBC building and we started on our costumes for halloween! We've decided to be Harley Quinn and The Joker, why? because Julian has the perfect hair for the job. However, SNL is doing this thing where we all dress up but we have to MAKE our costumes. Yeah well easy for Julian it's pretty much a suit that he's going to spray paint me on the other hand? HA this girl where a full on BODY suit. So I've decided to take a pair of black leggings, and attach a pant leg of white legging on it and spray paint that red (because I don't have red) and then I'm wearing a black bathing suit underneath that and I'm taking the other unused pant leg and sewing it onto the bathing suit so it gives it that checkered look and I'm spray painting that red as well. I HATE SEWING. As of now, because I've stabbed myself a hundred times.
Today we filmed Sex "Ed" Vincent which is an entire scene just for Paul so I didn't get to see it be filmed. I'm going to assume it's awesome and awkward. However I did get to film "My Brother Knows Everything" a skit feauturing me playing a little sister who is obsessed with her older brother Andy who just doesn't give a shit. Speaking of giving a shit GLEE GAVE A SHIT! The episode was amazing! Who knew Mr. Shue had such a hot body...seriously he was DAMN tonight. After that I went to Albert's apartment in Queens to watch tv and hang out and I got to meet his girlfriend! She's a sweetheart and is really just a darling. So yeah I had a great time and I just love me some Strokes!
Today we filmed Sex "Ed" Vincent which is an entire scene just for Paul so I didn't get to see it be filmed. I'm going to assume it's awesome and awkward. However I did get to film "My Brother Knows Everything" a skit feauturing me playing a little sister who is obsessed with her older brother Andy who just doesn't give a shit. Speaking of giving a shit GLEE GAVE A SHIT! The episode was amazing! Who knew Mr. Shue had such a hot body...seriously he was DAMN tonight. After that I went to Albert's apartment in Queens to watch tv and hang out and I got to meet his girlfriend! She's a sweetheart and is really just a darling. So yeah I had a great time and I just love me some Strokes!
Monday, October 25, 2010
Day 1 {Emma Stone}
Today's post is another that starts out with the night before! So last night at around 9 Bobby, Bill, Andy, Nasim and I went out for drinks (I of course did not partake in said activity). We stayed there till about 11 and then Andy ran out of the bar saying he was going on an adventure and that we should all join him, I being the responsible adult, stole Bill's wallet, told Bobby to wait for me outside, and paid for the drinks. Unfortunately Bobby didn't listen and when I went outside it was pouring and I had no umbrella, no jacket, no cell phone, and no cash (i'd spent it all on their drinks). Considering the fact that the NBC Building is about 60 blocks from this bar I decided to run to the closest place that I knew. Nick Valensi's Apartment. I ran down the streets and attempted to stay dry, but when I knocked on Nick's door I was soaked to the bone. He answered on the third knock
NICK
Christina...(placing an arm around her, pulling her in)come in.
CHRISTINA
(shivering) Thanks. This was the closest place to the bar I was just at...(her teeth begin to chatter)
NICK
Here lemme get you some clothes...
CHRISTINA
Oh no I'm just in-and-out...! (NICK comes in giving her a disapproving look)I'll be on my way as soon as I warm up...(NICK gives her the clothes)
NICK
That's cute you know. Put those on.
CHRISTINA
(laughing and pushing the clothes back to NICK) I know I'm adorable. But seriously it's not raining that hard... (NICK walks to window and pulls curtains apart to show the lightning flash the sky) Did I tell you the story of how I was electrocuted during a thunderstorm? Clearly, I am still here.
NICK
Oh well, your lightning stricken days are over. Come on you'll get pneumonia if you go out there now. (CHRISTINA makes a face and goes to the bathroom with the clothes NICK gave her. She comes out several minutes later wearing sweat pants and a band-tee)
CHRISTINA
Fix my hair and I'll be you.
NICK
Sexy no doubt.
CHRISTINA
Oh of course.
NICK
So what happened? How come your alone in my neck of the woods? (CHRISTINA explains what happened) And where's Julian?
CHRISTINA
Uh, I think he told me he had to go to the studio to go play some music or something. He's been doing that a lot recently.
NICK
Typical.
CHRISTINA
What do you mean?
NICK
NICK
(moving to the kitchen) Typical Julian. He lives at the studio...didn't you break up with your last boyfriend because he was never there?
CHRISTINA
Yeah...but I think we'll be okay. I mean it's not for weeks at a time.
NICK
Yeah. (holding up a mug of tea) want some?
CHRISTINA
Oh yes please. (sitting at the bar stool grabbing the tea from NICK. She looks at the kitchen in utter dismay) Well I see that you haven't cleaned up since before...
NICK
Yeah...I'll get around to it
CHRISTINA
(laughs) So, am I gonna stay here till the storm breaks...or...?
NICK
Nope you're in for the sleepover of your life.
CHRISTINA
PILLOW FIGHT!
NICK
MAKE IT HAPPEN!
CHRISTINA
(laughs loudly) that was a kickass episode.
NICK
It was, you were amazing.
CHRISTINA
Why thank you. (smiles brightly) Here, let me help. (CHRISTINA grabs the dish towel next to her and soaks it in water and goes to the floor to mop up the blood that she had left there earlier. NICK takes initiative and takes out a vaccuum and turns it on) What're you using that for?
NICK
The foam.
CHRISTINA
Do you really think you can just suck up the foam? It's foam!! It'll short-circuit the wires in the vacuum!
NICK
Christina I think I know a little more about vacuums than you. (he starts sucking up the foam and immediately it sparks and turns off)
CHRISTINA
What the fuck did I just say.
NICK
I guess you're just too smart for us, Christina.
CHRISTINA
Seems plausible.
NICK
Now what.
CHRISTINA
You still have that nail polish from before?
NICK
Yes...why?
CHRISTINA
Where is it?
NICK
Tell me why first.
CHRISTINA
My question first.
NICK
In my bathroom. Why do you need it.
CHRISTINA
(goes to the bathroom and returns with the black nail polish) Let me see your hands.
NICK
You are not painting my finger nails.
CHRISTINA
Nicholas Big Bird Valensi you give me your damn hands.
NICK
Why would saying my name make me wanna give you my hands?
CHRISTINA
Nick you're holding me hostage, at least let me have some fun.
NICK
(pause) I'm taking it off though. And I'm not doing this sober.
CHRISTINA
Whatever pleases you Nick...(she successfully paints NICK's nail's black while he downs small glasses of wine once she is finished he gets up and goes to the bathroom) No no no, I need a picture first.
NICK
HA! You wish! I told you I would take it off.
CHRISTINA
Ha ha fine. (NICK takes off the nail polish and looks at CHRISTINA holding the tiny wine glass)
NICK
I'm ready for my close-up.
CHRISTINA
(CHRISTINA takes his picture and shows it to him) Oh yeah baby.
NICK
Now what.
CHRISTINA
You still have that nail polish from before?
NICK
Yes...why?
CHRISTINA
Where is it?
NICK
Tell me why first.
CHRISTINA
My question first.
NICK
In my bathroom. Why do you need it.
CHRISTINA
(goes to the bathroom and returns with the black nail polish) Let me see your hands.
NICK
You are not painting my finger nails.
CHRISTINA
Nicholas Big Bird Valensi you give me your damn hands.
NICK
Why would saying my name make me wanna give you my hands?
CHRISTINA
Nick you're holding me hostage, at least let me have some fun.
NICK
(pause) I'm taking it off though. And I'm not doing this sober.
CHRISTINA
Whatever pleases you Nick...(she successfully paints NICK's nail's black while he downs small glasses of wine once she is finished he gets up and goes to the bathroom) No no no, I need a picture first.
NICK
HA! You wish! I told you I would take it off.
CHRISTINA
Ha ha fine. (NICK takes off the nail polish and looks at CHRISTINA holding the tiny wine glass)
NICK
I'm ready for my close-up.
CHRISTINA
(CHRISTINA takes his picture and shows it to him) Oh yeah baby.
NICK
Help me set up the bed on the couch?
CHRISTINA
Suuuuuure. (they go over to the couch and open it up, as the put together the bed their conversation continues) [NOTE: We did fight about who was going to sleep on the couch he said that he was and I'd get his bed and I argued that that would be such an imposition and it ended up with us both saying let's both sleep on the couch, it didn't seem necessary to put the whole dialog in here]
NICK
Have you ever tried making a bed by yourself? It's impossible.
CHRISTINA
Oh God I know. I tried to for my room and I had to have Seth Meyers help me.
NICK
Ugh, it's a tough job.
CHRISTINA
You said it. Is this it?
NICK
What about it?
CHRISTINA
What?
NICK
What about the album?
CHRISTINA
What album?
NICK
Is this it!
CHRISTINA
What...? OH no I meant literally is this it!
NICK
Oh...(laughs) yeah that's it.
CHRISTINA
So are these the first impressions of earth?
NICK
(throwing a pillow at her head) I'll hurt you.
CHRISTINA
Hey remember before?! Room on Fire! (NICK tackles CHRISTINA onto the bed and proceeds to hit her with a pillow and she does so back to him. They both stop and fall back onto the bed gasping for air and are laughing)
NICK
You're strong.
CHRISTINA
You're...fun.
NICK
(laughs) wanna finish V for Vendetta?
CHRISTINA
(jumping under the covers and placing the pillow over her head) Goodnight Nick!
NICK
(laughing and turning the light off) You are one funny girl.
I woke up the next morning to breakfast, clothes, and my back pack next to me. Nick you are one awesome dude. Although when I went to school Nasim and Bobby were freaking out because they had lost me the night previous and they were happy that I was ALIVE. They also gave me my cellphone (I had given it to Nasim to keep handy), It 7 new messages and 4 missed calls.
3 MISSED CALLS FROM Julian Casablancas AT 23:26PM
1 MISSED CALL FROM Bill Hader AT 2:53AM
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 23:31PM <Reminder don't forget to look up munchhousen's or something...>
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 00:03AM <Christina are you still out with Nasim and Bobby? Because it's a little late...no rush though>
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 1:41AM <Don't have all the fun without me...I'm booorreeddd>
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 2:34AM <Your friends are back without you I will look for you if you don't come back soon>
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 2:54AM <Bill said that you were find so I'm going to assume you found yourself a nice hotel...when you get a phone or find your CALL ME>
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 8:11AM <You were at Nick's place? He just came to get your backpack and hassled me on being a bad bf wtf is this shit>
1 NEW MESSAGE FROM Julian Casablancas AT 9:30AM <You scared the living shit out of me, we're officially even from my performance the other night>
People need to seriously calm down. I had to film at 3pm a baby spanx commerical so I didn't see Julian until around 5pm. I think he was just scared something had happened and hated the fact that I went to Nick's house because he knows that Nick has feelings for me (or something). But it was literally the only place to go so I don't think Julian had much leverage in the topic at hand. But everything is fine between us.
Sunday, October 24, 2010
V for Voluptuous
Nick Valensi's apartment will never be the same
Today has been a series of unfortunate, humorous, scary, and unforgetable events. Let me take you through my day, starting from last night. The show was amazing it was the most laughs I've gotten from an audience yet. Everything was just perfect, no mistakes, it was a flawless performance, which we wanted since it was Leo DiCapio! If I were to rate which scenes got the most laughs it'd be 5:Monologue 4:Laurence Welk 3Leo+Meo 2:I'm on a Boat 1:Kissing Family. I was in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE!!! Best show yet, I'm really hoping next week will be the same awesomeness. The rap went amazingly. Everyone loved the fact that Chris was back on the SNL stage and that myself and Leo were there with him. Kissing Family was just a smack in everyone's face and people were rolling on the floor laughing. ROTFL LITERALLY. After that was of course the party, during which The Strokes all congradulated me on my performance. We're all actually pretty good friends actually. We're really close and it's not because of Julian they actually want to be friends with me. Matt Damon also came up to me and gave me a big hug. He's a real sweetie pie, and I'm glad he's staying in the building UNLIKE LEO! I can't believe Leo is leaving, this is unfair. We've become such good friends over the last week, I mean we'll still talk online and stuff (skype) it just sucks though because he's probably going to be working on movies soon. Psh, stupid movies stealing my people.
I woke up at 12:30pm today and noticed my computer was on and there was a video recorded on it from Julian. It was him with Fab and Nick and here's what they say, "Come over here! (nick) Now! (fab) Christina...you're really...fat and uh maybe people don't think you're my favorite bitch but...you are. You're voluptuous, you're beautiful...hope you enjoyed this (jules)" I was laughing my ass off by the end of the video. They're all so funny yet weird, there was an address on the laptop so I went into the conference room to get some breakfast and I left for Nick's apartment. I got there at around 2:30pm (i left at 2pm) and was greeted by "HEY!!"s and "FINALLY"s. We went out to the halloween store, then got some food, played Mine Craft (best game ever) and then watched V for Vendetta. Everything started to go wrong at about an hour and 15 into the film. Lorne told me to be back at the NBC building at 6, since I walked to Nick's I figure I'd walk back with Julian. Oh no of course NOT, it was sprinkling at around 5:10 which meant it would pour in 20 minutes...but the movie was really good so I really didn't want to leave. I decided to wait until 5:30 to leave hoping the sprinkling would stop. During my 20-minute wait period I noticed that Nikolai wasn't watching the movie with us,
Today has been a series of unfortunate, humorous, scary, and unforgetable events. Let me take you through my day, starting from last night. The show was amazing it was the most laughs I've gotten from an audience yet. Everything was just perfect, no mistakes, it was a flawless performance, which we wanted since it was Leo DiCapio! If I were to rate which scenes got the most laughs it'd be 5:Monologue 4:Laurence Welk 3Leo+Meo 2:I'm on a Boat 1:Kissing Family. I was in EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THOSE!!! Best show yet, I'm really hoping next week will be the same awesomeness. The rap went amazingly. Everyone loved the fact that Chris was back on the SNL stage and that myself and Leo were there with him. Kissing Family was just a smack in everyone's face and people were rolling on the floor laughing. ROTFL LITERALLY. After that was of course the party, during which The Strokes all congradulated me on my performance. We're all actually pretty good friends actually. We're really close and it's not because of Julian they actually want to be friends with me. Matt Damon also came up to me and gave me a big hug. He's a real sweetie pie, and I'm glad he's staying in the building UNLIKE LEO! I can't believe Leo is leaving, this is unfair. We've become such good friends over the last week, I mean we'll still talk online and stuff (skype) it just sucks though because he's probably going to be working on movies soon. Psh, stupid movies stealing my people.
I woke up at 12:30pm today and noticed my computer was on and there was a video recorded on it from Julian. It was him with Fab and Nick and here's what they say, "Come over here! (nick) Now! (fab) Christina...you're really...fat and uh maybe people don't think you're my favorite bitch but...you are. You're voluptuous, you're beautiful...hope you enjoyed this (jules)" I was laughing my ass off by the end of the video. They're all so funny yet weird, there was an address on the laptop so I went into the conference room to get some breakfast and I left for Nick's apartment. I got there at around 2:30pm (i left at 2pm) and was greeted by "HEY!!"s and "FINALLY"s. We went out to the halloween store, then got some food, played Mine Craft (best game ever) and then watched V for Vendetta. Everything started to go wrong at about an hour and 15 into the film. Lorne told me to be back at the NBC building at 6, since I walked to Nick's I figure I'd walk back with Julian. Oh no of course NOT, it was sprinkling at around 5:10 which meant it would pour in 20 minutes...but the movie was really good so I really didn't want to leave. I decided to wait until 5:30 to leave hoping the sprinkling would stop. During my 20-minute wait period I noticed that Nikolai wasn't watching the movie with us,
CHRISTINA
Where the hell is Nikolai...
NIKOLAI
In the kitchen!
CHRISTINA
(going to the kitchen) What the hell are you doing...? Ha ha nice apron.
NIKOLAI
Makin' bacon the old fashioned way.
CHRISTINA
Oh shit bacon. Can I just-have a-little piece? Little-little piece of your delicious bacon?
NIKOLAI
Nope, no way. I've SLAVED over this bacon.
CHRISTINA
Nikolai...you have 300 pieces of bacon all I ask for is one piece...
NIKOLAI
Oh one piece? Sure.
CHRISTINA
Well...by one I meant 5...
NIKOLAI
Hell no.
CHRISTINA
YOU'D STILL HAVE 295 PIECES!
JULIAN
Oh hey Nikolai can I have some bacon?
NIKOLAI
Oh yeah buddy take as much as you want
JULIAN
(grabbing a handful) thanks man.
CHRISTINA
Nikolai I hate you. (leaving she steps on a piece of glass and screams while making several swears and nasty statements)
FAB
(leaping up from the couch) Oh man.
ALBERT
(leaping up from the couch) Dude!
ALBERT
(leaping up from the couch) Dude!
NICK
(leaping up from the couch) Christina, oh my God.
NIKOLAI
Christina, you're not getting any no matter how much you whine about it.
NICK
Shut up man she's bleeding everywhere...
NIKOLAI
Wait, what? (walks over to me) Oh shit Christina!
JULIAN
(walks out of bathroom) what's everyone christina-ing about? What the fuck happened?
CHRISTINA
I NEED SOME PAPER TOWELS PLEASE!!!!
NIKOLAI
Shit, yeah hold on. (runs into the kitchen)
CHRISTINA
Why the fuck do you have broken bottles on your floor?!?!
NICK
I-I uh dunno...Jesus...
NIKOLAI
Here take this...
JULIAN
Here I got you (picks her up and lays her on the couch and pushes back hair) what the heck were you doing...?
FAB
Oh my God. (nudging ALBERT and pointing to my foot)
CHRISTINA
What?
ALBERT
Holy shit. (NICK, JULIAN, and NIKOLAI walk over and cover their mouths )
CHRISTINA
WHAT?!
ALBERT
Your cut, is in the shape of a V...for vendetta.
CHRISTINA
What...?
FAB
That's pretty fucking crazy man. (NICK and NIKOLAI start to smile and so does CHRISTINA they all start to laugh which gradually increases)
CHRISTINA
Only me...only I am this retardedly gifted...
JULIAN
(wraping gauze around my foot) we're definitely not walking home with your foot like this.
CHRISTINA
Yeah...(sniffing) what's that smell?
NICK
(to NIKOLAI) Weren't you just cooking?
FIRE ALARM
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP(everyone rushes into the kitchen {christina limps in}to see that NIKOLAI'S apron he threw on the counter is on fire)
JULIAN
Where's your fire extinguisher!?!
NICK
I don't think I have one!
FAB
Get it on the floor!
ALBERT
IT'S ON FIRE SHIT HEAD. (CHRISTINA grabs the broom next to her and FAB runs out of the room, she uses the handle to pick up the apron and puts it on the ground)
CHRISTINA
STEP ON IT! (everyone goes over and stomps/jumps on the apron until it is put out FAB comes running in)
FAB
I got it!! (sprays the entire kitchen with the fire extinguisher until he realizes that the fire was already put out. FAB puts down the extinguisher and NICK leans against the counter as does ALBERT and CHRISTINA)
NIKOLAI
Anyone want bacon? (walks over to pan of bacon and slips on the white foam on the ground and hits head on floor)
ALBERT
Nikolai!
JULIAN
What the fuck is going on today..! (everyone rushes down to NIKOLAI who is now unconscious)
NICK
Is he breathing? (JULIAN leans down and listens to his cheast, we he gets up he nods his head)
CHRISTINA
When I passed out in Alaska Amy Poehler used nailpolish to wake me up.
FAB
Oh lemme just whip out my handy-dandy nail polish.
NICK
Wait, I think I have some (gets up and carefully runs out of the kitchen)
FAB
Fuck man I did this to him...
ALBERT
No you didn't shut-up Fab. (short pause, NICK returns with black nailpolish. He hands it to CHRISTINA)
NICK
Here.
CHRISTINA
Okay (to ALBERT) give me a paper-towel. (he grabs a papertowel from behind him and passes it to CHRISTINA, she pours the nail polish on it and balls it up, then she places it by NIKOLAI's face. Immediately he wrinkles his nose and gasps sharply as he rises)
ALBERT
Nikolai!
JULIAN
Shit man, are you okay?
NIKOLAI
My head...what happened?
NIKOLAI
Christina, you're not getting any no matter how much you whine about it.
NICK
Shut up man she's bleeding everywhere...
NIKOLAI
Wait, what? (walks over to me) Oh shit Christina!
JULIAN
(walks out of bathroom) what's everyone christina-ing about? What the fuck happened?
CHRISTINA
I NEED SOME PAPER TOWELS PLEASE!!!!
NIKOLAI
Shit, yeah hold on. (runs into the kitchen)
CHRISTINA
Why the fuck do you have broken bottles on your floor?!?!
NICK
I-I uh dunno...Jesus...
NIKOLAI
Here take this...
JULIAN
Here I got you (picks her up and lays her on the couch and pushes back hair) what the heck were you doing...?
FAB
Oh my God. (nudging ALBERT and pointing to my foot)
CHRISTINA
What?
ALBERT
Holy shit. (NICK, JULIAN, and NIKOLAI walk over and cover their mouths )
CHRISTINA
WHAT?!
ALBERT
Your cut, is in the shape of a V...for vendetta.
CHRISTINA
What...?
FAB
That's pretty fucking crazy man. (NICK and NIKOLAI start to smile and so does CHRISTINA they all start to laugh which gradually increases)
CHRISTINA
Only me...only I am this retardedly gifted...
JULIAN
(wraping gauze around my foot) we're definitely not walking home with your foot like this.
CHRISTINA
Yeah...(sniffing) what's that smell?
NICK
(to NIKOLAI) Weren't you just cooking?
FIRE ALARM
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP(everyone rushes into the kitchen {christina limps in}to see that NIKOLAI'S apron he threw on the counter is on fire)
JULIAN
Where's your fire extinguisher!?!
NICK
I don't think I have one!
FAB
Get it on the floor!
ALBERT
IT'S ON FIRE SHIT HEAD. (CHRISTINA grabs the broom next to her and FAB runs out of the room, she uses the handle to pick up the apron and puts it on the ground)
CHRISTINA
STEP ON IT! (everyone goes over and stomps/jumps on the apron until it is put out FAB comes running in)
FAB
I got it!! (sprays the entire kitchen with the fire extinguisher until he realizes that the fire was already put out. FAB puts down the extinguisher and NICK leans against the counter as does ALBERT and CHRISTINA)
NIKOLAI
Anyone want bacon? (walks over to pan of bacon and slips on the white foam on the ground and hits head on floor)
ALBERT
Nikolai!
JULIAN
What the fuck is going on today..! (everyone rushes down to NIKOLAI who is now unconscious)
NICK
Is he breathing? (JULIAN leans down and listens to his cheast, we he gets up he nods his head)
CHRISTINA
When I passed out in Alaska Amy Poehler used nailpolish to wake me up.
FAB
Oh lemme just whip out my handy-dandy nail polish.
NICK
Wait, I think I have some (gets up and carefully runs out of the kitchen)
FAB
Fuck man I did this to him...
ALBERT
No you didn't shut-up Fab. (short pause, NICK returns with black nailpolish. He hands it to CHRISTINA)
NICK
Here.
CHRISTINA
Okay (to ALBERT) give me a paper-towel. (he grabs a papertowel from behind him and passes it to CHRISTINA, she pours the nail polish on it and balls it up, then she places it by NIKOLAI's face. Immediately he wrinkles his nose and gasps sharply as he rises)
ALBERT
Nikolai!
JULIAN
Shit man, are you okay?
NIKOLAI
My head...what happened?
And that's basically what happened. The scar on my foot will remind me to never fuck with bacon. Ever.
Saturday, October 23, 2010
Interviewers
I have finally figured out why interviewers hate The Strokes. I knew they hated them but I was just so unsure of what the reason was as to why! So, I was behind some cameras watching The Strokes be interviewed about 20 minutes ago (9:50pm) about SNL and their music. They never answer a single question seriously. Honestly, every single answer is either a sarcastic remark or a joke and the interviewers find it impossible to get answers! Very funny to watch the interviews struggle but very annoying for their bosses when they give the answers over to them...poor interviewers...
Leo DiCaprio hosts SNL
Here's the line-up!
Spring Break Cold Open (2:42)
Monologue (4.03)
Taco Town (1:24)
~Commercial~ (3.00)
Lawrence Welk (4:31)
He Likes You (2:50)
SNL Digital Short: Laser Cats 4 (4:27)
Dad (0:56)
~Commercial~ (4.00)
Update (12.00)
Leo+Meo (3:10)
Funeral (7:03)
~Commercial~ (4.00)
SNL Digital Short: I'm on a Boat (3:04)
Kissing Family (4:10)
It's only 6:42 I'm not sure why I'm freaking out so much! I mean the most nerve wracking scenes to be in are Update and the Cold Open and I'm in neither of those...but maybe it's because I'm in the other 8 SCENES. There's so many lines to memorize!
Spring Break Cold Open (2:42)
Monologue (4.03)
Taco Town (1:24)
~Commercial~ (3.00)
Lawrence Welk (4:31)
He Likes You (2:50)
SNL Digital Short: Laser Cats 4 (4:27)
Dad (0:56)
~Commercial~ (4.00)
Update (12.00)
Leo+Meo (3:10)
Funeral (7:03)
~Commercial~ (4.00)
SNL Digital Short: I'm on a Boat (3:04)
Kissing Family (4:10)
It's only 6:42 I'm not sure why I'm freaking out so much! I mean the most nerve wracking scenes to be in are Update and the Cold Open and I'm in neither of those...but maybe it's because I'm in the other 8 SCENES. There's so many lines to memorize!
CHRISTINA (monologue)
-It’s Saturday, Leo’s in the other room.
-It’s been over an hour man what’s he doin.
-Knock-knock
-It’s been over an hour man what’s he doin.
-Knock-knock
CHRISTINA (lawrence welk)
There's one more thing we'd like to see...and that's if you can dance!
CHRISTINA (laser cats 4)
No! You were the bravest man who ever lived...I've never felt closer to someone in my whole life...you...do you feel the same way?
CHRISTINA (dad)
That's not my dad...that's our Morgan Stanley guy, Hi Dad!
CHRISTINA (leo+meo)
Yeah I was lying, just a second ago I have thought about it a lot. Beat it. Why don't we go into my room and talk-shh shh shh Leo! Have a seat youngster, this isn't deception. Get it? Like Inception. I just made that up right now-off the cuff.
CHRISTINA (kissing family)
Oh there you are, you're such a little man now! I was worried that, with the weather that, you would be stranded, up at college, but here you are!
CHRISTINA (i'm on a boat)
I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat every body look at me cause I'm sailing on a boat. I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat take a good hard look at the mother fucking boat! I'm a boat mother fucker take a look at me, strait floating on a boat in the deep blue sea, busting 5 naughts wind whippin' out my coat. You can't stop mother fucker cause I'm on a boat.
It's a lot of lines. Oh boy 7:29pm...4 more hours...I know Matt and The Strokes are coming to the show tonight which makes me even MORE nervous. Speaking of nervous, I'm nervous over what I'm going to be for halloween! It's right around the corner and I can't think of a single thing to be...Julian wanted to do something with me like him be a plug and I be a socket...we decided against that because it seems too provacative...8:24pm and I'm going to go get some food. Toodles!
Day 5 {Leo DiCaprio}
I'm going to miss Leo when he's gone he's such a funny guy and really sweet, why do I say this? He bought me the most AWESOME chapstick in the world, it's Peep Flavoured. PEEP FLAVOURED! I've been licking my lips all day. So I know it's Saturday and this post clearly it suppose to be about Friday...deal. Yesterday we worked on two scenes called Funeral and Kissing Family. In funeral I played a small part, I was Fred's "blonde" and in kissing family I play Leo's and Bill's mom, Nasim and Paul's daughter, and Fred's wife. I love this scene so so much, it's all about a family who's so poor that they can't exchange gifts for christmas other than hugs or kisses. So it starts off with me kissing Leo on the cheek several hundred times and a kiss on the lips, then Fred kissing him on the forehead, then I go in again for the cheek and mouth, and Kristen (Leo's girlfriend) gives him weird looks, then Fred and I mumble words of affection to eachother while kissing and then tongue eachother, then Bill comes down and smooches Leo for a while, then Bill, Fred, and I kiss in a triangle several times, then Keenan comes in with a package and Fred kisses him goodbye, then Bill and Fred kiss several times, then theres a mention of a family bath, then grandma and grandpa (Nasim and Paul) come in and they kiss everyone and Bill takes a hold onto Nasim's boob, then Kristen wants to leave and Fred explain the importance of family and then Leo tongues Paul and everyone's happy! Yeah just a little bit sexual.
But tonight is the night! I believe we have Emma Stone hosting next week and that should be exciting considering her movie Easy A just came out. Well, I'm off to hang out with Taran toodles!
But tonight is the night! I believe we have Emma Stone hosting next week and that should be exciting considering her movie Easy A just came out. Well, I'm off to hang out with Taran toodles!
Thursday, October 21, 2010
Day 4 {Leo DiCaprio}
Today we filmed a commerical called "Dad" and a scene called "Leo and Meo" which was just so funny to film. It involves me professing my love for Leo which is just too damn funny. Too make up for what Julian did the other day he took me to Dylan's Candy Bar, because God knows I am a candy whore. Seriously ever want to send me a present? Candy, oh and better yet, candy CORN is amazing. I think candy is one of the main things Julian and I have in common. The list contitutes of: music, sarcasm, and candy. Oh and love of eachother! Can't forget that...wanna talk about an epic night? I played monopoly for 3 HOURS with Leo and Matt last night. THAT was epic. I was in dead last but Matt came out on top. Leo was winning for most of the game but then he kept on landing on Matt's Park Place. I wanted to die at around 2 and a half hours though. And that was my thursday, we also went out to dinner with Kristen, Fred, Nasim, Paul, Bobby, Julian, and myself to McCormick and Schmicks. Very fancy. We had our own private room and everything. Let's just say it ended with Kristen having two vodka martinis and accidently punching me in the mouth (I'm fine). It was an interesting night!
Wednesday, October 20, 2010
Day 3 {Leo DiCaprio}
The school district has been ignoring both myself and Lorne Michaels and this English class situation is getting out of hand. My teacher has emailed Lorne saying that he has no influence over this. I might as well just move on but the injustice at this school is unbelievable. It feels like I'm dreaming. Like, none of this is real and I'm just asleep and I need to die to wake-up. Fear not readers I'm not suicidal whatsoever. In fact, no offense or anything but I greatly frown upon suicide. It's lame to take your life and super selfish. Speaking of suicide I wore purple today to support the gay kids who died. I think it's ridiculous that we're remembering them for being gay, we should remember them because they died and wear BLACK and NOT single them out by their sexual preference. That's the whole point to why they killed themselves, they wanted to be like everyone else and decided to kill themselves because they didn't acheive that. Ugh, life is tough.
Today we filmed the Digital Short: Boat. That idea was from SUCH a long time ago and we actually had the sound recording done over a month ago. It all happened in Alaska, we were on the boat to go look at an iceberg and we had a band open up for us and their beat/rythmn is the same as the Digital Short and the entire chorus of their song (written by a way different Kevin Garnett) was "Anything is possible". So today we filmed it in the atlantic ocean I think...not exactly sure it might have been a bay. But it was so much fun. Andy is really a good friend now that we've broken up and he's so crazy. Although I still don't feel comfortable hanging out with him one-on-one it'd have to be with Jorma or Kiv. But today's shoot was with our musical guest, Andy, and Jorma and Kiv was the director, (obviously). Plus I got to wear this gorgeous gold dress and Andy was in a full on tuxedo. Very fun.
Today we also filmed Laser Cats 4! The synopsis of this is: Leo goes into Lorne's office saying he has an idea for Lizard Cats and Bill, Andy, and I whisper-yell Laser Cats! And so Lorne obviously recognizes the title and is upset (real reaction he hates Laser Cats but Andy and Bill wrote it so he's okay with it, except with this episode I helped write it as well)then it starts off with Paul introducing several people to Jay who is a killer laser-cat robot thing and then Jay kills Paul and then we flash over to Bill and Andy on Mars where they meet me and then we hear from homebase about Jay and then we go to Earth and go to destroy him and it turns out that Bill and Andy are brothers and it ends with me being stabbed by Jay. Too epic for words honestly.
I'm very frustated with Julian for his belligerent attitude last night but of course I have forgiven him I mean he was drunk...there really is nothing to say except that he was acting dumb because of the alcohol. Do I still love him? Of course, have I chatised him for his actions? Of course. It's just frustating to read things like this in the tabloids:
ESSENANCAS HAS ISSUES
Couple Julian Casablancas and Christina Essenelle had a rough night in New York City's Bowery Ballroom. The Strokes were to perform last night to promote their possibly new album. Christina, a friend to the bandmembers of The Strokes was backstage to watch the horror play out in front of her eyes. A member from the audience told us, "He was a mess from the start and I don't think he would've recovered at any point from it". At the end of the concert when Julian jumped off stage into the hands of his fans, security had to drag him from the Bowery Ballroom. Christina at this point took action and chased after the security guards demanded they let her boyfriend go. Instead they both left the Bowery Ballroom leaving The Stokes to deal with the mess behind them. Paparazzi waiting outside for the couple they asked for a statement not realizing what had happened outside. Christina fuming replied "No comment." and pushed past the crowd while Julian went on saying, "She's just mad because she didn't get to hear my solo" and "Isn't there a playground you should be being?". For more information on the event visit our website at http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrities/
Got to go to Comedy Sportz for my daily dosage of random! Bye!
Today we filmed the Digital Short: Boat. That idea was from SUCH a long time ago and we actually had the sound recording done over a month ago. It all happened in Alaska, we were on the boat to go look at an iceberg and we had a band open up for us and their beat/rythmn is the same as the Digital Short and the entire chorus of their song (written by a way different Kevin Garnett) was "Anything is possible". So today we filmed it in the atlantic ocean I think...not exactly sure it might have been a bay. But it was so much fun. Andy is really a good friend now that we've broken up and he's so crazy. Although I still don't feel comfortable hanging out with him one-on-one it'd have to be with Jorma or Kiv. But today's shoot was with our musical guest, Andy, and Jorma and Kiv was the director, (obviously). Plus I got to wear this gorgeous gold dress and Andy was in a full on tuxedo. Very fun.
Today we also filmed Laser Cats 4! The synopsis of this is: Leo goes into Lorne's office saying he has an idea for Lizard Cats and Bill, Andy, and I whisper-yell Laser Cats! And so Lorne obviously recognizes the title and is upset (real reaction he hates Laser Cats but Andy and Bill wrote it so he's okay with it, except with this episode I helped write it as well)then it starts off with Paul introducing several people to Jay who is a killer laser-cat robot thing and then Jay kills Paul and then we flash over to Bill and Andy on Mars where they meet me and then we hear from homebase about Jay and then we go to Earth and go to destroy him and it turns out that Bill and Andy are brothers and it ends with me being stabbed by Jay. Too epic for words honestly.
I'm very frustated with Julian for his belligerent attitude last night but of course I have forgiven him I mean he was drunk...there really is nothing to say except that he was acting dumb because of the alcohol. Do I still love him? Of course, have I chatised him for his actions? Of course. It's just frustating to read things like this in the tabloids:
ESSENANCAS HAS ISSUES
Couple Julian Casablancas and Christina Essenelle had a rough night in New York City's Bowery Ballroom. The Strokes were to perform last night to promote their possibly new album. Christina, a friend to the bandmembers of The Strokes was backstage to watch the horror play out in front of her eyes. A member from the audience told us, "He was a mess from the start and I don't think he would've recovered at any point from it". At the end of the concert when Julian jumped off stage into the hands of his fans, security had to drag him from the Bowery Ballroom. Christina at this point took action and chased after the security guards demanded they let her boyfriend go. Instead they both left the Bowery Ballroom leaving The Stokes to deal with the mess behind them. Paparazzi waiting outside for the couple they asked for a statement not realizing what had happened outside. Christina fuming replied "No comment." and pushed past the crowd while Julian went on saying, "She's just mad because she didn't get to hear my solo" and "Isn't there a playground you should be being?". For more information on the event visit our website at http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrities/
Got to go to Comedy Sportz for my daily dosage of random! Bye!
Drunken Performance
I have no comment to the actions from last night but here's someone else's report:
THE STROKES frontman JULIAN CASABLANCAS was so inebriated during last night's gig, he caused his guitarist to storm off in a rage. According to the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS website, Casablancas was already drunk when he took to the stage at Manhattan's BOWERY BALLROOM, and promptly indulged in more alcohol - drinking during the set. After stumbling off the stage, the singer rested in the arms of the crowd before security and his girlfriend CHRISTINA ESSENELLE dragged him out. Casablancas subsequently swigged from an assortment of drinks at drummer FABRIZIO MORETTI's feet, and halfway through the set, he started singing the wrong song - causing disgruntled guitarist NICK VALENSI to march offstage. However, Valensi returned and a chastened Casablancas got it sufficiently together to finish the set.
THE STROKES frontman JULIAN CASABLANCAS was so inebriated during last night's gig, he caused his guitarist to storm off in a rage. According to the NEW YORK DAILY NEWS website, Casablancas was already drunk when he took to the stage at Manhattan's BOWERY BALLROOM, and promptly indulged in more alcohol - drinking during the set. After stumbling off the stage, the singer rested in the arms of the crowd before security and his girlfriend CHRISTINA ESSENELLE dragged him out. Casablancas subsequently swigged from an assortment of drinks at drummer FABRIZIO MORETTI's feet, and halfway through the set, he started singing the wrong song - causing disgruntled guitarist NICK VALENSI to march offstage. However, Valensi returned and a chastened Casablancas got it sufficiently together to finish the set.
Tuesday, October 19, 2010
Day 2 {Leo Dicaprio}
Oy ya vey. Today has been quite dramatic. I was called down to the office this morning because NASIM wrote Christina + (my english teacher) all over the classroom walls and now I'm being removed from the class because the teacher now feels awkward with the situation. SO LAME NASIM SO LAME. So I got to miss BOTH filmings for today because they dragged Lorne into this. And shit just hit the fan. They called Julian as well which I thought was funny but I was practically crying all day. I'm three scenes this week with Nasim so Seth called us both into his office and said he's not making the writers write new scenes with us separated and basically we're friends again. UGH. But it sucks now because I was suppose to film two scenes today and now I've got the rest of the week full because today I "took the day off" HA yeah right, so instead of filming Leo and Meo and the Digital Short they filmed He likes You, and Update which has NEVER been filmed on Tuesdays which means we have to film Leo and Meo on that day instead which means whatever else is going on that day needs to be filmed in front of a live studio audience because we can't refund those tickets! UGH today has just not been well.
But the sleep was wonderful...
Last night after [H]ouse was over (in order from left to right on the couch) Abby, Seth, Myself, Leo, and Keenan all fell asleep in the conference room and for the entire night slept in there. I don't know when or how but Jimmy Fallon made his way into our little cuddle puddle and we woke up to him at Seth and mine feet. Pretty funny yet disturbing at the same time. Lorne is coming to school with me tomorrow to straighten this English crap for I do not want to deal with it myself. So fingers crossed for his conference tomorrow...
But the sleep was wonderful...
Last night after [H]ouse was over (in order from left to right on the couch) Abby, Seth, Myself, Leo, and Keenan all fell asleep in the conference room and for the entire night slept in there. I don't know when or how but Jimmy Fallon made his way into our little cuddle puddle and we woke up to him at Seth and mine feet. Pretty funny yet disturbing at the same time. Lorne is coming to school with me tomorrow to straighten this English crap for I do not want to deal with it myself. So fingers crossed for his conference tomorrow...
Monday, October 18, 2010
Day 1 {Leo DiCaprio}
I'm going to start off this entry with last night. So it was 10:30pm and I'm in the conference room with Keenan, Abby, Taran, Nasim, Fred, and Jason and we're all watching a movie and while we're watching it the screen goes white and it flashes "10:30" on the screen and immediately everyone goes into chaos. I ask what's going on and why is everyone fixing their hair and make-up Abby says "Leo is suppose to come at 10:30 so he'll be here any minute!" and I stand-up and say "You don't make friends by schmoozing them!" and they all ignore and continue to beautify themselves. I leave the room and walk down the hall and run into Chris Parnell. He loops his arm into mine and forces me to walk with him. As we are walking we realize our feet are making somewhat of a beat and Chris starts to rap and I start to rap. OUR RAP SONG WAS BEAUTIFUL. So beautiful that we walked into the conference room and everyone heard it, including Kristen, Seth, Bill, and LEO. We were applauded when we finished. Applauded to the point where Leo came up to us asking if he could do that with us, as his monologue. Why yes Leo that can definitely be you're monologue...YAY! This is my third monologue and the one with Alec Baldwin wasn't on purpose he just dragged me up there. Today we filmed a commercial (Taco Town) and our Laurence Welk skit which feautures Leo as the singer to the ladies. Tomorrow it's I'm on a Boat and Leo and Meo. Also today I ran out of the building late in a pair of shorts and a T-shirt not realizing it was suppose to pour today. So I called up Julian at first and then remembered he was with his mom in Poukeepsie for the day. So I called up Chris and asked if he could bring a jacket for me and he did! That's all that really happened school-wise today. This is what we have so far for our RAP:
It’s Saturday, Leo’s in the other room.
It’s been over an hour man what’s he doin.
Knock-knock
What up Tina?
Yo Leo, whats crackin?
I’ve got all these pillows
PILLOW FIGHT?
Make it happen!
(pillow fight montage)
Wait a minute little Leo, we need another dude.
You mean the one that you said could make dreams come true?
You know it, hey Parnell grab your pillow son.
Hell yes mother fucker now the game has begun.
(Footie Pajama Parnell comes in secretly)
Let’s team up, Christina can’t throw for shit
Yeah, she’s like a baby fox, so delicate.
That was a pretty awkward example to use?
HEADS UP MOTHER FUCKER, YOU LOSE! (Parnell runs away and Christina hits Leo instead)
Oh, God what have I done I was suppose to hit Chris.
Hey it’s not my fault you went and missed!
Will you shut up for two seconds I need to figure this out
Yahoo Answers is the best
Heh, no doubt.
It says we should remember him for the man he was
Yeah I guess I mean he practically was my cuz
So this is weird.
You bet.
What’s up with the beard?
It must be for a movie.
That or for fear.
He was Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
That is Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
He was Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
This is Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
WHAT
It’s Saturday, Leo’s in the other room.
It’s been over an hour man what’s he doin.
Knock-knock
What up Tina?
Yo Leo, whats crackin?
I’ve got all these pillows
PILLOW FIGHT?
Make it happen!
(pillow fight montage)
Wait a minute little Leo, we need another dude.
You mean the one that you said could make dreams come true?
You know it, hey Parnell grab your pillow son.
Hell yes mother fucker now the game has begun.
(Footie Pajama Parnell comes in secretly)
Let’s team up, Christina can’t throw for shit
Yeah, she’s like a baby fox, so delicate.
That was a pretty awkward example to use?
HEADS UP MOTHER FUCKER, YOU LOSE! (Parnell runs away and Christina hits Leo instead)
Oh, God what have I done I was suppose to hit Chris.
Hey it’s not my fault you went and missed!
Will you shut up for two seconds I need to figure this out
Yahoo Answers is the best
Heh, no doubt.
It says we should remember him for the man he was
Yeah I guess I mean he practically was my cuz
So this is weird.
You bet.
What’s up with the beard?
It must be for a movie.
That or for fear.
He was Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
That is Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
He was Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
This is Leo (what?)
Leo DiCaprio
WHAT
Sunday, October 17, 2010
Jane Lynch hosts SNL
Big letters of something meaningful yet interesting
Chris is awesome. So today we were walking through Central Park and there was a festival going on there, and in that festival was a MASSIVE bobbing for apples contest, with 3rd place prize of an XBOX, 2nd place 2 tickets to SNL (didn't need that) and first place prize of 2 Broadway tickets for "Wiked". So the adventurous girl in me decided, hey why not! 5 dollars and 5 minutes later I was being cheering and adored by tons of people and being given the first place prize. Chris was so ecstatic. After signing a few autographs and some pictures we were on our merry way to the Fun Factory! That factory is one hell of a time. They have two roller coasters and a ferris weel, it's basically the Palisades Mall without the stupid New Jerseyians. Chris won be this lanyard bracelet that had batman symbols on it for me, I'm defintely not ever taking that off. 1 because it's tied too tight and won't come off and 2 because it's FREAKIN AWESOME. After that we were going to go see a movie when Nasim and Paul ran into us at the theatre, I agreed to seeing a movie with them because I assumed it would not be a problem until Chris pulled me to the side and said he didn't want to go see a movie with Paul. I was very confused for Paul has given me no other impression than extremely nice! But apparently Paul and Chris had this little battle a few weeks back before Paul wqas on the show and Chris now hates him for it. Chris never told me what the fight was about but it must've been crazy.
Initially we were going to go see "It's kind of a funny story" because Nasim wanted to so much and whatever Nasim wants and Chris doesn't want Paul will agree against Chris, however, the theatre did not have that movie so we watched RED instead. And it. was. AWESOME. Not sure exactly how to categorize it because it was definitely an action film, with definite romance, with obvious comedy, and very much drama and family ties. So it's a RomCom DramFam Action film. Oh yeah.
After that it was nearly show time and we rushed back to the NBC Building. The show went fabulously although one of the skits made Jane Lynch cry after it was over. The Digital Short for this week feautured Jane and Andy and Jane was a creepy therapist who randomly popped up next to him with her shirt off and in fact naked next to him. She was so upset because when they showed the audience that profile of her being naked everyone was all "EWW" rather than "OMG!!" so she was sad over that. And guess who had to console her back to her regular nice state. That's right, Fred, Abby, and Me. It was a tough job because she's really self-loathing but she came through after Andy gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said she was beautiful. Andy if you're reading this THANK YOU. Jane if you're reading this YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
Oh God the after party last night was insane. Like I said Matt Damon was suppose to be there because he had been on 30 Rock for the past few weeks and he had never been to SNL After-Parties. Although, the way I met Matt Damon was simply hilarious. I was walking over to Keenan and Taran when a hand smacked into my boob and an ounce of wine with it as well. I gasped and looked down and my now ruined baby-blue shirt. I didn't even look up to see who did it and he just kept on appologizing and then he said he knew where to find some Tide-to-Go so I said Okay and went with him down the hallway. It was till I was mid-way down the hall when I checked to see who had doused me in wine. (the format for this isn't working so I can't use different fonts and make things look like a script..damnation.)
CE: Oh, wow. I heard you were coming tonight.
MD: What's that?
CE: Oh I'm sorry that probably sounded really creepy, I'm Christina Essenelle.
MD: Oh, no no I know who you are. (laugh) Yeah everyone knows who you are.
CE: Well I wasn't sure since you're pretty famous...Mr. Damon.
MD: What people like me can't know people like you? And hey, (nudges me) we even work in the same building.
CE: (raising hands) Mr. Damon everyone works in this building.
MD: (laugh) Yeah I guess...and please call me Matt and I'm really sorry about your shirt-
CE: For the one millionth time I forgive you! Our after-parties always end with someone getting stuff on them. Plus this is SNLs shirt not mine.
MD: (laughs, and scratches back of head) well this isn't how I planned to meet you...
CE: You planned on meeting me??
MD: Well yeah, I was going to talk to you when you were on 30 Rock but everyone beat me to it...how is it that you know everyone??
CE: Hardly, I knew Alec because he was the first person I hosted with, Tina was a host on SNL and we went to Alaska together-
MD: Yeah I heard about that, that was your first time out of New York?
CE: (laugh) Yeah I know hard to believe...
MD: Well you never really had a family so it's understandable I guess...
CE: Ah well, I turned out okay!
MD: (checking me out) (pause) definitely.
CE: (awkward pause) So, have any new movies coming out?
MD: Nah, I've been taking a break actually I wanna settle down for a while and then maybe get back into movies.
CE: (laugh) So, TV is your break??
MD: (laugh) Yeah I guess so!
CE: (laugh) Not to be super awkward but, you have the blue-est eyes I've ever seen.
MD: (quietly) aw gee thanks. I read your blog by the way.
CE: Oh really....I seriously need to not write so much information in that thing. I'm sure tomorrow this entire conversation will be documented.
MD: You must have a good memory then.
CE: (laugh) I'd like to think so. Although I tend to make people more dramatic then they seem. I'm sure I'll say you spilt a bucket of sharpie ink instead of wine.
MD: (laugh) I certainly hope not...Hey, wanna go out for coffee tomorrow? If you're not to mad at me that is...
CE: (laugh) calm down you! It's not even my shirt...and sure! When would you want to go?
MD: I can meet you down in the lobby...how about at 1pm?
CE: Sounds great, and speaking of great tide-to-go!
MD: Told you I had some. (handing me the stick) Miss Essenelle.
CE: Oh, actually it's pronouced Christina.
MD: Oh geez I'm so sorry.
CE: (cleaning off shirt) It's okay, a lot of people make that mistake.
MD: (laugh) shall I accompany you back to the party?
CE: That sounds like a wonderful idea Matt.
MD: (holding out his arm) Perfect Christina, let's go.
And we went! Julian of course interrogated me and after I explained what happened he said okay and kissed me on my forehead and asked if I wanted to play Dance Dance Revolution. I of course lost because I can't hit the stupid pads hard enough. DAMNED GAME. The party was great though.
My friends, we have a host for this week. It's Leonardo Di-Freaking-Caprio. Who's excited? I'M EXCITED. And our lovely writers have the scenes already done. PLUS they know that one of the main reasons why Leonardo DiCaprio is even hosting is because of me that I'm in a LOT of scene this week, and also because I was only in 2 last week. WOOT! By the way, I'm not sure if you've noticed but whenever someone is coming to the show or is at a party and I know them because of their famous-ness I try to call them by either their proper name or Mrs/Ms/Mr last name. I do this because 1) it's polite and 2) it forces them to make me call them by their perferred name making me seem like their "buddy". Hey, I think it's a smart tactic. 12 scenes this week...I'm excited...
MONDAY
10am Taco Town (Andy, Bill, Jason)
3pm Laurence Welk (Kristen, Fred, Christina, Nasim, Abby, Leo)
TUESDAY
10am DiCaprio Cheerios (Christina, Leo, Vanessa)
3pm Digital Short (Andy, T-Pain, Jorma, Christina)
WEDNESDAY
10am He Likes You (Abby, Vanessa, Nasim, Leo, Bill, Jason, Keenan, Taran, Paul)
3pm Laser Cats (Leo, Lorne, Bill, Christina, Andy, Jay, Paul)
THURSDAY
10am Lazy Saturday Remix (Chris Parnell, Christina)
3pm Update (Seth, Bobby, Andy)
FRIDAY
10am Funeral (Abby, Leo, Bobby, Kristen, Jay, Taran, Christina)
3pm Kissing Family (Leo, Christina, Kristen, Keenan, Fred, Bill, Nasim, Paul)
SATURDAY
Spring Break Cold Open (Kristen, Abby, Keenan, Vanessa)
Monologue (Leo)
The stats for this week are:
Abby 4
Andy 4
Bobby 2
Bill 4
Fred 2
Nasim 3
Jay 2
Jason 2
Taran 2
Kristen 4
Keenan 3
Christina 7
Seth 1
Vanessa 3
Paul 3
Which means it's my week!! This should be a very amazingly awesome show...I hope. Speaking of amazing awesomeness, I had a heart to heart with Julian last night, it turns out he loves me. YAY. Anyways, today was super fun. I woke up at 11am next to Julian, took a shower, ate cereal and went down to the lobby to meet up with Matt (Damon). We had a really nice time actually, Matt signed a lot of autographs though and it got a little annoying but he was really nice about it. We went to Central Park and took a little stroll, it was nice to step away from SNL for two seconds and talk to someone not involved/on the show. Although the step away I took was not very large considering he is still on 30 Rock. But he's seriously a really nice guy, and I'm glad I met him. He's going to probably hang around the SNL set now...or I'm going to hang around the 30 Rock one, who knows!
Well it's Amazing Race time, toodles!
Chris is awesome. So today we were walking through Central Park and there was a festival going on there, and in that festival was a MASSIVE bobbing for apples contest, with 3rd place prize of an XBOX, 2nd place 2 tickets to SNL (didn't need that) and first place prize of 2 Broadway tickets for "Wiked". So the adventurous girl in me decided, hey why not! 5 dollars and 5 minutes later I was being cheering and adored by tons of people and being given the first place prize. Chris was so ecstatic. After signing a few autographs and some pictures we were on our merry way to the Fun Factory! That factory is one hell of a time. They have two roller coasters and a ferris weel, it's basically the Palisades Mall without the stupid New Jerseyians. Chris won be this lanyard bracelet that had batman symbols on it for me, I'm defintely not ever taking that off. 1 because it's tied too tight and won't come off and 2 because it's FREAKIN AWESOME. After that we were going to go see a movie when Nasim and Paul ran into us at the theatre, I agreed to seeing a movie with them because I assumed it would not be a problem until Chris pulled me to the side and said he didn't want to go see a movie with Paul. I was very confused for Paul has given me no other impression than extremely nice! But apparently Paul and Chris had this little battle a few weeks back before Paul wqas on the show and Chris now hates him for it. Chris never told me what the fight was about but it must've been crazy.
Initially we were going to go see "It's kind of a funny story" because Nasim wanted to so much and whatever Nasim wants and Chris doesn't want Paul will agree against Chris, however, the theatre did not have that movie so we watched RED instead. And it. was. AWESOME. Not sure exactly how to categorize it because it was definitely an action film, with definite romance, with obvious comedy, and very much drama and family ties. So it's a RomCom DramFam Action film. Oh yeah.
After that it was nearly show time and we rushed back to the NBC Building. The show went fabulously although one of the skits made Jane Lynch cry after it was over. The Digital Short for this week feautured Jane and Andy and Jane was a creepy therapist who randomly popped up next to him with her shirt off and in fact naked next to him. She was so upset because when they showed the audience that profile of her being naked everyone was all "EWW" rather than "OMG!!" so she was sad over that. And guess who had to console her back to her regular nice state. That's right, Fred, Abby, and Me. It was a tough job because she's really self-loathing but she came through after Andy gave her a big kiss on the cheek and said she was beautiful. Andy if you're reading this THANK YOU. Jane if you're reading this YOU'RE GORGEOUS.
Oh God the after party last night was insane. Like I said Matt Damon was suppose to be there because he had been on 30 Rock for the past few weeks and he had never been to SNL After-Parties. Although, the way I met Matt Damon was simply hilarious. I was walking over to Keenan and Taran when a hand smacked into my boob and an ounce of wine with it as well. I gasped and looked down and my now ruined baby-blue shirt. I didn't even look up to see who did it and he just kept on appologizing and then he said he knew where to find some Tide-to-Go so I said Okay and went with him down the hallway. It was till I was mid-way down the hall when I checked to see who had doused me in wine. (the format for this isn't working so I can't use different fonts and make things look like a script..damnation.)
CE: Oh, wow. I heard you were coming tonight.
MD: What's that?
CE: Oh I'm sorry that probably sounded really creepy, I'm Christina Essenelle.
MD: Oh, no no I know who you are. (laugh) Yeah everyone knows who you are.
CE: Well I wasn't sure since you're pretty famous...Mr. Damon.
MD: What people like me can't know people like you? And hey, (nudges me) we even work in the same building.
CE: (raising hands) Mr. Damon everyone works in this building.
MD: (laugh) Yeah I guess...and please call me Matt and I'm really sorry about your shirt-
CE: For the one millionth time I forgive you! Our after-parties always end with someone getting stuff on them. Plus this is SNLs shirt not mine.
MD: (laughs, and scratches back of head) well this isn't how I planned to meet you...
CE: You planned on meeting me??
MD: Well yeah, I was going to talk to you when you were on 30 Rock but everyone beat me to it...how is it that you know everyone??
CE: Hardly, I knew Alec because he was the first person I hosted with, Tina was a host on SNL and we went to Alaska together-
MD: Yeah I heard about that, that was your first time out of New York?
CE: (laugh) Yeah I know hard to believe...
MD: Well you never really had a family so it's understandable I guess...
CE: Ah well, I turned out okay!
MD: (checking me out) (pause) definitely.
CE: (awkward pause) So, have any new movies coming out?
MD: Nah, I've been taking a break actually I wanna settle down for a while and then maybe get back into movies.
CE: (laugh) So, TV is your break??
MD: (laugh) Yeah I guess so!
CE: (laugh) Not to be super awkward but, you have the blue-est eyes I've ever seen.
MD: (quietly) aw gee thanks. I read your blog by the way.
CE: Oh really....I seriously need to not write so much information in that thing. I'm sure tomorrow this entire conversation will be documented.
MD: You must have a good memory then.
CE: (laugh) I'd like to think so. Although I tend to make people more dramatic then they seem. I'm sure I'll say you spilt a bucket of sharpie ink instead of wine.
MD: (laugh) I certainly hope not...Hey, wanna go out for coffee tomorrow? If you're not to mad at me that is...
CE: (laugh) calm down you! It's not even my shirt...and sure! When would you want to go?
MD: I can meet you down in the lobby...how about at 1pm?
CE: Sounds great, and speaking of great tide-to-go!
MD: Told you I had some. (handing me the stick) Miss Essenelle.
CE: Oh, actually it's pronouced Christina.
MD: Oh geez I'm so sorry.
CE: (cleaning off shirt) It's okay, a lot of people make that mistake.
MD: (laugh) shall I accompany you back to the party?
CE: That sounds like a wonderful idea Matt.
MD: (holding out his arm) Perfect Christina, let's go.
And we went! Julian of course interrogated me and after I explained what happened he said okay and kissed me on my forehead and asked if I wanted to play Dance Dance Revolution. I of course lost because I can't hit the stupid pads hard enough. DAMNED GAME. The party was great though.
My friends, we have a host for this week. It's Leonardo Di-Freaking-Caprio. Who's excited? I'M EXCITED. And our lovely writers have the scenes already done. PLUS they know that one of the main reasons why Leonardo DiCaprio is even hosting is because of me that I'm in a LOT of scene this week, and also because I was only in 2 last week. WOOT! By the way, I'm not sure if you've noticed but whenever someone is coming to the show or is at a party and I know them because of their famous-ness I try to call them by either their proper name or Mrs/Ms/Mr last name. I do this because 1) it's polite and 2) it forces them to make me call them by their perferred name making me seem like their "buddy". Hey, I think it's a smart tactic. 12 scenes this week...I'm excited...
MONDAY
10am Taco Town (Andy, Bill, Jason)
3pm Laurence Welk (Kristen, Fred, Christina, Nasim, Abby, Leo)
TUESDAY
10am DiCaprio Cheerios (Christina, Leo, Vanessa)
3pm Digital Short (Andy, T-Pain, Jorma, Christina)
WEDNESDAY
10am He Likes You (Abby, Vanessa, Nasim, Leo, Bill, Jason, Keenan, Taran, Paul)
3pm Laser Cats (Leo, Lorne, Bill, Christina, Andy, Jay, Paul)
THURSDAY
10am Lazy Saturday Remix (Chris Parnell, Christina)
3pm Update (Seth, Bobby, Andy)
FRIDAY
10am Funeral (Abby, Leo, Bobby, Kristen, Jay, Taran, Christina)
3pm Kissing Family (Leo, Christina, Kristen, Keenan, Fred, Bill, Nasim, Paul)
SATURDAY
Spring Break Cold Open (Kristen, Abby, Keenan, Vanessa)
Monologue (Leo)
The stats for this week are:
Abby 4
Andy 4
Bobby 2
Bill 4
Fred 2
Nasim 3
Jay 2
Jason 2
Taran 2
Kristen 4
Keenan 3
Christina 7
Seth 1
Vanessa 3
Paul 3
Which means it's my week!! This should be a very amazingly awesome show...I hope. Speaking of amazing awesomeness, I had a heart to heart with Julian last night, it turns out he loves me. YAY. Anyways, today was super fun. I woke up at 11am next to Julian, took a shower, ate cereal and went down to the lobby to meet up with Matt (Damon). We had a really nice time actually, Matt signed a lot of autographs though and it got a little annoying but he was really nice about it. We went to Central Park and took a little stroll, it was nice to step away from SNL for two seconds and talk to someone not involved/on the show. Although the step away I took was not very large considering he is still on 30 Rock. But he's seriously a really nice guy, and I'm glad I met him. He's going to probably hang around the SNL set now...or I'm going to hang around the 30 Rock one, who knows!
Well it's Amazing Race time, toodles!
Saturday, October 16, 2010
Day 5 {Jane Lynch}
30 Rock was amazing! Next week they're doing a live show, in both Los Angeles and New York! And Bill Hader, Jon Hamm (!), and Chris Parnell are starring in it just like I did! Very, very cool. So, good for them could you imagine SNL doing a live show? That. Was. A. Joke. Tonight's the night! Jane Lynch was hanging out with us yesterday after filming and she is so nice. Contrary to popular belief, she's really caring and wouldn't dare be mean to someone! But similar to popular belief she is REALLY REALLY REALLY TALL. I think she's 6"8 or something equally ridiculous. By the way, Chris Parnell and I are hanging out today. We're going to go see a movie and then go to the 'Fun Factory'. Andy and Jorma were going to come over but they cancelled because they wanted to do a digital short. Something with Ryan Phillipe and "another man" or something. Whatever it is Nasim and one of Andy's friends is in it as well.
The status on Leonardo DiCaprio coming onto SNL is unsure now because we're not even sure if there is a show next week! But if there is then we'll definitely have him on it and bring out all the bells and whistles. Emma Stone has also opted to be on the show, obviously we would choose him over her but legally it gets fishy...
Matt Damon is coming to the after party tonight. I'm excited.
The status on Leonardo DiCaprio coming onto SNL is unsure now because we're not even sure if there is a show next week! But if there is then we'll definitely have him on it and bring out all the bells and whistles. Emma Stone has also opted to be on the show, obviously we would choose him over her but legally it gets fishy...
Matt Damon is coming to the after party tonight. I'm excited.
Thursday, October 14, 2010
Memento
I think I have found my fetish and I'm so happy Julian Casablancas shares it with me.
PYSHCOLOGICAL THRILLERS
or more commonly known as
MIND FUCKS
I just saw Momento...oh my Jesus it was beautiful. So, so very beautiful very much like Shutter Island and I loved Shutter Island. I want to be in a psychological thriller if I go into movie-acting. That'll be my first role. Maybe.
Who are you again?
PYSHCOLOGICAL THRILLERS
or more commonly known as
MIND FUCKS
I just saw Momento...oh my Jesus it was beautiful. So, so very beautiful very much like Shutter Island and I loved Shutter Island. I want to be in a psychological thriller if I go into movie-acting. That'll be my first role. Maybe.
Who are you again?
Day 4 {Jane Lynch}
So, I'm not sure why it's in Courier New but it is...today was somewhat uneventful. We filmed for SNL we filmed for 30 Rock, it's premiering tomorrow -excitement-. The somewhat part is from Julian visiting me at school and decided to tag along with me for all of my classes and he even won the oreo competition in Science...don't ask...I really do adore that boy.
Wednesday, October 13, 2010
Prep Time
Just in case Leonardo DiCaprio comes in tomorrow to talk about his coming in or not next week I've been prepping myself on his movies. So far I've watched Shutter Island, Inception, Catch Me if You Can, Titanic, and at the moment I'm watching The Departed and it's all thanks to Rotten Tomatoes for giving me the top ten movies on Mr. DiCaprio. I. Am. PUMPED.
Day 3 {Jane Lynch}
One of my favorite characters that Kristen Wiig plays is Suzie Orman because she does it FLAWLESSLY. I'm really shocked that she's not in more movies! Also today we filmed was the new boyfriend talk show with Jane, Andy, and Jason which was done beautifully as well. But the main news for today is one that the tabloids told me. I nearly pissed myself.
Dreams Come True If You Blog Them
Christina Essenelle's wildly popular blog on Blogger.com has gained the attention of thousands of viewers, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Being a new cast member to Saturday Night Live (SNL) get's you almost no leniency on who's the next host will be, however Christina had blogged recently saying, " ...If Leo DiCaprio were to come here I would push her out of the way because that boy is DELICIOUS! Seriously, Leo if you're reading this, come to SNL..." and with the click of her magic ENTER button, Leo contacted Lorne Michaels (producer of the show) almost immediately after. Viewers for the past few years have tried to get Leonardo DiCaprio on the show, but he's refused ever since. We caught Leo on the way out and he replied to these interesting points with, "SNL is a great show and I'd love to be apart of it". When we asked why now and why right after the blog post he gave in and confessed to us the truth, "Yes I am one of Christina Essenelle's readers as are most people in New York City at this time, and I'm not necessarily saying that I decided to be on the show because of the post, but it was a nice little push in the correct direction." It does seem odd, however, that a small blog post could cause such a highly respected man to be a host on a show that people of much higher status have begged him to do in the past! The one thing we all are sure of is why he reads her blog. From inside scoops on what's happening on SNL for the week to secret scandels within the cast itself! Like why Jenny Slate really left, and what kind of a person Jason Sudeikis really is. It's these kind of blogs that really get our goats. But I'm sure you're asking yourself, why is everyone so nice to her if she writes these undescribable truths about them? Well the answer to that is that she's blacked out her website to everyone in 30 Rockefeller Plaza and the entire street! The girl's got smarts, looks, and talent backing her up 150%, and boy Christina do we love you ever so much and we have to hand it to you, Leo's a tough man to reach! and we're all anticipating his episode in the future. Log on to http://mysnlstory.blogspot.com/ for her incredible journey through her life as an everyday cast member, on SNL.
So, my dear readers there you have it. Dreams really do come true. And today, is our n00b Jay Pharoah's birthday. Yay.
Dreams Come True If You Blog Them
Christina Essenelle's wildly popular blog on Blogger.com has gained the attention of thousands of viewers, and Leonardo DiCaprio. Being a new cast member to Saturday Night Live (SNL) get's you almost no leniency on who's the next host will be, however Christina had blogged recently saying, " ...If Leo DiCaprio were to come here I would push her out of the way because that boy is DELICIOUS! Seriously, Leo if you're reading this, come to SNL..." and with the click of her magic ENTER button, Leo contacted Lorne Michaels (producer of the show) almost immediately after. Viewers for the past few years have tried to get Leonardo DiCaprio on the show, but he's refused ever since. We caught Leo on the way out and he replied to these interesting points with, "SNL is a great show and I'd love to be apart of it". When we asked why now and why right after the blog post he gave in and confessed to us the truth, "Yes I am one of Christina Essenelle's readers as are most people in New York City at this time, and I'm not necessarily saying that I decided to be on the show because of the post, but it was a nice little push in the correct direction." It does seem odd, however, that a small blog post could cause such a highly respected man to be a host on a show that people of much higher status have begged him to do in the past! The one thing we all are sure of is why he reads her blog. From inside scoops on what's happening on SNL for the week to secret scandels within the cast itself! Like why Jenny Slate really left, and what kind of a person Jason Sudeikis really is. It's these kind of blogs that really get our goats. But I'm sure you're asking yourself, why is everyone so nice to her if she writes these undescribable truths about them? Well the answer to that is that she's blacked out her website to everyone in 30 Rockefeller Plaza and the entire street! The girl's got smarts, looks, and talent backing her up 150%, and boy Christina do we love you ever so much and we have to hand it to you, Leo's a tough man to reach! and we're all anticipating his episode in the future. Log on to http://mysnlstory.blogspot.com/ for her incredible journey through her life as an everyday cast member, on SNL.
So, my dear readers there you have it. Dreams really do come true. And today, is our n00b Jay Pharoah's birthday. Yay.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Day 2 {Jane Lynch}
I've been somewhat obsessed with Inception lately. I don't know if it's just Leo DiCaprio (I was just watching Shutter Island and Titanic...) or my love for dream weirdness. I love dreams, I think they're incredible. Plus I think that linked together dreams can tell the future...maybe.
Anyways, today we filmed a funny sportz sketch and THE CREEPIEST SKETCH EVER. I'm surprised I'm even in it, it's a sketch where Jason has a twin brother connected to his head. As Laurence Welk would say "Tat's werd". I think you'll love and hate it at the same time. I need help viewers!! I don't know what to be for halloween and it's driving me crazy! I want to be something intuitive but something awesome at the same time. UGH. Lorne had a very angry conversation with Kristen yesterday, if we weren't all watching House I'm sure no one would have noticed. But still it was pretty awkward. Kristen is back though. Comedy Sportz is awesome! I don't know if I've said that yet, but it is! I love the improv games we do and almost everyone on SNL is there so it's even MORE fun that way. Speaking of fun, I've taken up being the chef of the family alongside Kristen. Tonight is steak, potatoes and salad. Wish me luck!
Anyways, today we filmed a funny sportz sketch and THE CREEPIEST SKETCH EVER. I'm surprised I'm even in it, it's a sketch where Jason has a twin brother connected to his head. As Laurence Welk would say "Tat's werd". I think you'll love and hate it at the same time. I need help viewers!! I don't know what to be for halloween and it's driving me crazy! I want to be something intuitive but something awesome at the same time. UGH. Lorne had a very angry conversation with Kristen yesterday, if we weren't all watching House I'm sure no one would have noticed. But still it was pretty awkward. Kristen is back though. Comedy Sportz is awesome! I don't know if I've said that yet, but it is! I love the improv games we do and almost everyone on SNL is there so it's even MORE fun that way. Speaking of fun, I've taken up being the chef of the family alongside Kristen. Tonight is steak, potatoes and salad. Wish me luck!
Monday, October 11, 2010
Day 1 {30 Rock}
Filming for 30 Rock today was a blast! I got to meet everyone on the crew and got a big re-hello from Alec, gotta love that man! My role on the show this week is to prep Kenneth on his audition back into the show/office. I have to be a ruthless wench who takes no prisoners and doesn't give a damn about feelings. Friday, Saturday, and Sunday they were all working on scenes I wasn't in and I watched those today with them in their conference room and the episode is looking great! Also, I got to meet Queen Latifa! She's a smack of fresh air and is hilarious. She said she loved my performances on SNL and my "duty as a citizen" in NYC. She's really political, which is funny because in the episode for this week she's really REALLY political. Very excited for the episode to be done. I'm not filming tomorrow but Wednesday I am. My first appearance in the episode is when Mizz Maroonie asks for Vagitrax (for her dry knees of course) and Kenneth explains that he's not back but he might be soon, to which she calls for my help in prepping him. Then after about 6 or 7 minutes we flash over to Kenneth and I. He's tap dancing for me and I ridicule him and don't even give him an A for effort. Then after another few minutes we flash over to Kenneth and I again, and I'm trying to "re-create him". Then after a lovely commercial break Kenneth comes to me saying that they rejected him to which I reply OBVIOUSLY THE BRIDE WAS WRONG, except with more fancy words then soon after I start to accident rant like I'm Lorne Michaels criticizing me (which he never did but he's really my only "parent" so to say) The rant's actually really funny here it is:
Then soon after that scene I go and find the auditioner and Alec and beg for Kenneth's job back which Alec forces the auditioner to give to him. Super exciting! More filming this week...wish me luck!
CHRISTINA
And where was your sparkle?! You emabarassed me in front of all the other directors! If you think you're going to Sizzler tonight Christina you got another thing coming! Oh you'll be practicing your steps in the garage until the school boat comes! If I hadn't seen you arm-in-arm with Seth Meyers I'd swear you weren't on my show! ... Oh my God... what just happened?
KENNETH
I think you just turned into-
CHRISTINA
Let me get there! ... I've turned into Lorne Michaels! ... and I turned you...into me! You're welcome but it was wrong!
KENNETH
Well, to make it up to-
CHRISTINA
Let me get there! To make it up to you, I'm going to get your job back or my name isn't Lorne Michaels! I-I mean Christina Essenelle!
Then soon after that scene I go and find the auditioner and Alec and beg for Kenneth's job back which Alec forces the auditioner to give to him. Super exciting! More filming this week...wish me luck!
Day 1 {Jane Lynch}
Last night was SO MUCH FUN. We were to leave at 5:30 so at 5:30 Bill and I were in the conference room talking about random stuff like gay people's voices and what not and Bill tells me that Kristen is back, that she came back Sunday morning sobbing and ran to her room in which she confessed to Bill everything. She wants Fred back (obviously) and she wants to stay on the show (thank God). So the Fred and Kristen department is A-okay. After that conversation Bill and I were playing on Omegle (to those of you who saw us...hey) and I would play on the piano and Bill would talk to them via microphone and stay stupid things etc. anyways at one point I go into the cabinet in the room and see that there are six thousand candles in there and four million matches (i never exaggerate) so I take them and place them all around the piano, lit, and play songs for the fellow Omegle participants. Soon after came the lets-burn-some-tissues-for-fun game which led to a small fire in the conference room and now there are imoveable black stains on the carpet. No one will know where they came from except for Bill and I....anywho shortly after the stains I ask "Is there a fire alarm in here?" to which he responds "No there was but I'm pretty sure it's broken now" "Oh oka-" BEEEEEEEEEPPPPPP. Yup the fire alarm went off. We blew out those candles like a bat out of hell and ran into Bill room and hung out there. Omegle participants watched the whole thing. Julian, Abby, Paul, and Nasim arrived in the conference room at around 6 as did Bill and I. We were under the impression that Seth, Amy, and Fred would come get us at 5:30....nope 6:30 was the actual time they were coming. Fortunately there was no traffic and we got there at 7:20.
First we went on the Boomerang to which we split up into pairs of two, Julian and Myself in the very back, Nasim and Paul in front of us, then Abby and Bill, Seth and Amy, and Fred in the front. That was a fun ride because it had loops and went very fast. Then we went onto Supreme Scream, and Abby and Nasim didn't want to go on that one (psh wus) so that one we split into Julian and Me on the two seater, Bill, Fred, Paul, and invisible rider on the four seater, and Seth and Amy on the two seater behind us. That ride is the scariest ride out there! When you're going up it's scary as hell because it's the highest ride in the park and when you get to the very top it stops and then there this big POP and you fall. The scariest part is at the very top it says "Sponsored by TOYOTA" to which Bill screamed "THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THIS THING AAHHHH" and then we fell. We loved it so much we made Nasim and Abby wait again so we could go on it a second time. After that we felt bad for the two girls and went on the swings which is only fun when you're kicking the person in front of you making them fly twenty feet outwardly. After that we got a call from Kristen saying she was at the park asking if she could hang out with us and Fred said yes. We got her and immediately went into "The Doll Factory". It was a maze that fit every pedophile/rapist's dream house look. Super creepy, but the worst part was that the crew members in costumes would come out and scare you and some would just follow you all the way around the thing. REALLY CREEPY. Although Julian was the perfect boyfriend and fended most of them off. Score!
We grabbed some hot dogs and burgers after and went to Dr. Something's Freak Show. It was a freak show indeed, they had people with no legs and magic and hoop rollers. It was crazy. But nothing could beat the fact that Julian and Bill the entire time were screaming out random innapropiate words, for example the magician would ask "Can I get a volunteer from the audience?" and Julian and Bill would scream "MY PENIS WANTS YOUR BODY". It was all very random. After that Abby, Bill, Paul, Fred, Kristen, Nasim, and Amy went on La Revolucion and Seth, Julian, and I waited on the Silver Bullet because the line was extremely long. Little did they know we cut through a maze to get there and that second maze was SO much better than the first. It was called Virus 2 and was really, really creepy. Zombies and dead babies everywhere. The others took and extremely long time with La Revolucion so we actually got to ride the Silver Bullet twice. Soon after all the rides started to close because it was getting around closing time so our last ride was the Sierra Sidewander which was fun.
We decided to not go back home to New York and stay in a hotel in New Jersey and we were accidently late this morning to filming, Lorne was really pissed about that because everyone (except Jane Lynch) who was in that scene was at Six Flags. It was secret word with Bill, Fred, Kristen, and Paul. We literally all got texts from Lorne saying "It's Monday, you're working let's go" to which I replied "Yes I'm coming now" and he said "Good bring the others". Fortunately Nasim, Abby, Seth, and Myself got lucky because I'm not fiming till 3pm. A nice little commerical feauturing Christine O'Donnell. I have yet to meet Jane Lynch yet because I've been eating breakfast and what not, but I better go. Toodles!
First we went on the Boomerang to which we split up into pairs of two, Julian and Myself in the very back, Nasim and Paul in front of us, then Abby and Bill, Seth and Amy, and Fred in the front. That was a fun ride because it had loops and went very fast. Then we went onto Supreme Scream, and Abby and Nasim didn't want to go on that one (psh wus) so that one we split into Julian and Me on the two seater, Bill, Fred, Paul, and invisible rider on the four seater, and Seth and Amy on the two seater behind us. That ride is the scariest ride out there! When you're going up it's scary as hell because it's the highest ride in the park and when you get to the very top it stops and then there this big POP and you fall. The scariest part is at the very top it says "Sponsored by TOYOTA" to which Bill screamed "THERE'S NO BRAKES ON THIS THING AAHHHH" and then we fell. We loved it so much we made Nasim and Abby wait again so we could go on it a second time. After that we felt bad for the two girls and went on the swings which is only fun when you're kicking the person in front of you making them fly twenty feet outwardly. After that we got a call from Kristen saying she was at the park asking if she could hang out with us and Fred said yes. We got her and immediately went into "The Doll Factory". It was a maze that fit every pedophile/rapist's dream house look. Super creepy, but the worst part was that the crew members in costumes would come out and scare you and some would just follow you all the way around the thing. REALLY CREEPY. Although Julian was the perfect boyfriend and fended most of them off. Score!
We grabbed some hot dogs and burgers after and went to Dr. Something's Freak Show. It was a freak show indeed, they had people with no legs and magic and hoop rollers. It was crazy. But nothing could beat the fact that Julian and Bill the entire time were screaming out random innapropiate words, for example the magician would ask "Can I get a volunteer from the audience?" and Julian and Bill would scream "MY PENIS WANTS YOUR BODY". It was all very random. After that Abby, Bill, Paul, Fred, Kristen, Nasim, and Amy went on La Revolucion and Seth, Julian, and I waited on the Silver Bullet because the line was extremely long. Little did they know we cut through a maze to get there and that second maze was SO much better than the first. It was called Virus 2 and was really, really creepy. Zombies and dead babies everywhere. The others took and extremely long time with La Revolucion so we actually got to ride the Silver Bullet twice. Soon after all the rides started to close because it was getting around closing time so our last ride was the Sierra Sidewander which was fun.
We decided to not go back home to New York and stay in a hotel in New Jersey and we were accidently late this morning to filming, Lorne was really pissed about that because everyone (except Jane Lynch) who was in that scene was at Six Flags. It was secret word with Bill, Fred, Kristen, and Paul. We literally all got texts from Lorne saying "It's Monday, you're working let's go" to which I replied "Yes I'm coming now" and he said "Good bring the others". Fortunately Nasim, Abby, Seth, and Myself got lucky because I'm not fiming till 3pm. A nice little commerical feauturing Christine O'Donnell. I have yet to meet Jane Lynch yet because I've been eating breakfast and what not, but I better go. Toodles!
Sunday, October 10, 2010
Writers at Work
These writers are so amazing they already have the schedule for this week out....ALREADY! They usually have it done by tomorrow but we have it now! Now we can start practicing early because we have all 12 scenes to do this week. (This will of course change if Kristen is coming back...)
The line-up for this week is
MONDAY
10am Secret Word (Fred, Paul, Bill, Jane, Kristen)
3pm Christine O'Donnell (Christina)
TUESDAY
10am Sunday Night Kick Off (Jason, Bill, Jane)
3pm Tax Masters (Jason, Christina, Vanessa, Bobby, Taran, Keenan, Fred)
WEDNESDAY
10am Suzie Orman (Kristen, Jane, Bill)
3pm New Boyfriend Talk Show (Andy, Jane, Jason, Fred, Bobby, Keenan)
THURSDAY
10am Update (Seth, Andy, Fred)
3pm Facebook (Andy, Taran, Bill, Abby, Jane)
FRIDAY
10am Digital Short (Andy, Jane)
3pm Macy's Returns (Bobby, Vanessa, Jane, Jay)
SATURDAY
Cold Open Ask Gloria Allred (Nasim)
Monologue (Jane, Fred, Jason)
Which means the stats for this week are
Fred 5
Abby 1
Bill 5
Seth 1
Bobby 3
Andy 4
Jason 4
Keenan 2
Kristen 2
Vanessa 2
Paul 1
Christina 2
Taran 2
Nasim 1
Jay 1
Also today is a VERY cool and awesome day because Nasim, Fred, Abby, Vanessa, Julian, Seth, Amy, Paul, Bill, and I are all going to Six Flags in New Jersey today! It's halloween themed so we're going at 5 in the afternoon. I'll report on the awesomeness later. Thankfully Fred's no longer a mope about Kristen and he'll go an have some fun. Keenan was suppose to go with us but instead he went to go visit his parents or something. So that's why Amy is coming (she's our extra ticket). More on everything later, toodles!
The line-up for this week is
MONDAY
10am Secret Word (Fred, Paul, Bill, Jane, Kristen)
3pm Christine O'Donnell (Christina)
TUESDAY
10am Sunday Night Kick Off (Jason, Bill, Jane)
3pm Tax Masters (Jason, Christina, Vanessa, Bobby, Taran, Keenan, Fred)
WEDNESDAY
10am Suzie Orman (Kristen, Jane, Bill)
3pm New Boyfriend Talk Show (Andy, Jane, Jason, Fred, Bobby, Keenan)
THURSDAY
10am Update (Seth, Andy, Fred)
3pm Facebook (Andy, Taran, Bill, Abby, Jane)
FRIDAY
10am Digital Short (Andy, Jane)
3pm Macy's Returns (Bobby, Vanessa, Jane, Jay)
SATURDAY
Cold Open Ask Gloria Allred (Nasim)
Monologue (Jane, Fred, Jason)
Which means the stats for this week are
Fred 5
Abby 1
Bill 5
Seth 1
Bobby 3
Andy 4
Jason 4
Keenan 2
Kristen 2
Vanessa 2
Paul 1
Christina 2
Taran 2
Nasim 1
Jay 1
Also today is a VERY cool and awesome day because Nasim, Fred, Abby, Vanessa, Julian, Seth, Amy, Paul, Bill, and I are all going to Six Flags in New Jersey today! It's halloween themed so we're going at 5 in the afternoon. I'll report on the awesomeness later. Thankfully Fred's no longer a mope about Kristen and he'll go an have some fun. Keenan was suppose to go with us but instead he went to go visit his parents or something. So that's why Amy is coming (she's our extra ticket). More on everything later, toodles!
Bryan Cranston hosts SNL
Schedule for tonight was
Cold Open
Monologue
Peptobismal Ice
Miley Cyrus Show
What Up with That?
Shanna
Digital Short
Update
Kid Smartz
Bjellan Brothers
Basement Karate
End Clap
The show was fantastic and Bryan did an amazing job. I'm just sad to say goodbye to him. BRYAN I LOVE YOU! In a friend way, Abby never got her wish, he didn't even stay for the after party. Probably for the better... There was only one problem with the show last night and that was Basement Karate because the set was moving constantly throughout the scene, but nonetheless they weren't distracted and the audience probably didn't notice.
Cold Open
Monologue
Peptobismal Ice
Miley Cyrus Show
What Up with That?
Shanna
Digital Short
Update
Kid Smartz
Bjellan Brothers
Basement Karate
End Clap
The show was fantastic and Bryan did an amazing job. I'm just sad to say goodbye to him. BRYAN I LOVE YOU! In a friend way, Abby never got her wish, he didn't even stay for the after party. Probably for the better... There was only one problem with the show last night and that was Basement Karate because the set was moving constantly throughout the scene, but nonetheless they weren't distracted and the audience probably didn't notice.
Saturday, October 9, 2010
Homecoming Dance
Jules is attending the homecoming dance with me tonight with Nasim and Paul, Abby and Bill (as friends) and Bobby and this chick who goes to our school (her name is Alice). The theme is I <3 New York (ironic I know) so I expect gangs and cell phones. However I have to leave the 7pm-12am dance at 11pm because of the show. I'm not mad about it I'm just sad that I have to miss it and probably next year's too. Ah well. Julian is wearing the cutest outfit so I'm all good.
Bill, Andy, Bobby, Vanessa, and I watched "The Hurt Locker" today...well we watched about 60% of it, we missed the beginning and missed some of the end so...yeah but it was really good. I now understand why it won all of those awards! Bryan has been really weird today. Either he's super hyper or super mellow. Either way it's still fun to watch.
This morning Seth and I watched Inception on my computer. It's the 4th time I watched it so naturally I mimicked everything they were going to say but....man...it's such an amazing movie! My dream host is Leo DiCaprio because he's just so amazing. Although I'm sure if he ever did come on the show while I was here Abby would be the first to jump on that. I say this not in a malicious way but in an honest way. She's such a person-who-likes-older-people person. Although I think if Leo DiCaprio were to come here I would push her out of the way because that boy is DELICIOUS! Seriously, Leo if you're reading this...come to SNL...actually Leo don't read this because I don't want you to know that I think you're delicious...come to SNL... oh God I hope he reads this...
By the power invested in this computer...bring me Leo!
Bill, Andy, Bobby, Vanessa, and I watched "The Hurt Locker" today...well we watched about 60% of it, we missed the beginning and missed some of the end so...yeah but it was really good. I now understand why it won all of those awards! Bryan has been really weird today. Either he's super hyper or super mellow. Either way it's still fun to watch.
This morning Seth and I watched Inception on my computer. It's the 4th time I watched it so naturally I mimicked everything they were going to say but....man...it's such an amazing movie! My dream host is Leo DiCaprio because he's just so amazing. Although I'm sure if he ever did come on the show while I was here Abby would be the first to jump on that. I say this not in a malicious way but in an honest way. She's such a person-who-likes-older-people person. Although I think if Leo DiCaprio were to come here I would push her out of the way because that boy is DELICIOUS! Seriously, Leo if you're reading this...come to SNL...actually Leo don't read this because I don't want you to know that I think you're delicious...come to SNL... oh God I hope he reads this...
By the power invested in this computer...bring me Leo!
Friday, October 8, 2010
Day 5 {Bryan Cranston}
Last day of filming is here! Julian and I kissed under the Homecoming Game fireworks...it was magical...anyways back to my sleepover.
Thursday, October 7, 2010
Byron Cramdon!
Bryan Cranston is NOT a family name, in fact Vanessa got it wrong when she was introducing herself and now we all make fun of her for being so...misinformed. Although thanks to Vanessa's mistake Bryan has decided to make that apart of his monologue via musical number, because Vanessa's right. Bryan Cranston isn't known by everyone heck Bobby had to tell me that it was the guy from Malcolm in the Middle for me to understand who we were hosting with! So, in the musical number is Keenan, Bill, Andy, Taran, and Bobby singing next to Bryan in somewhat of a barbershop quartet and they all mistake his name including myself and Nasim who walk on with the wrong portrait of him and wrong name tag. It's all quite humerous when you see it on SATURDAY NIGHT!
Be there or be hated.
Be there or be hated.
Day 4 {Bryan Cranston}
I actually have been sleeping in the audio studio up on the 21st floor while Julian works and have had to be carried down to my floor and room. Super funny, super sweet. So far he's gotten Ludlow St., Out of the Blue, and Old Hollywood done but right now at the moment he's working on 4 Chords of the Apocalypse. Julian has such a wide range of music, he can go from rock to smooth blues. I love it.
Today we filmed Update obviously and something else that I wasn't in that I forget. But more importantly Nasim was knocked back down to "Featuring...". Lorne called her into his office directly after school and when she came out she was crying, I consoled her the best I could so hopefully she'll be okay but being on the show for 3 years and still being a feauturette really sucks. I personally think Abby and Nasim should switch places, not because Abby likes to be a homewrecker but because Nasim has a lot more characters and diversity than Abby. I mean the only character I know Abby is known for is Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep! Ah well, life is life. 30 Rock and The Office were great tonight! I love Jack McBrayer on that show he's just amazing. The accent drives me crazy, and I was really surprised at Tina while watching the show she just seems so...fake, most of the characters do except for Alec and if Tina wasn't a good friend of mine it would seriously bother me. OY
Nasim finally got her head in the game today, after the bad news from Lorne she went to Paul for comfort when all he wanted was a nice smooch, she yelled at him and stormed off to (you guessed it) me. I feel like the mediator of this disgruntled family, I mean I'm always the one to console Fred about Kristen, Nasim about everyone, Abby about anything, Jason about everything, it's tough! And I can only turn toward Jules and I don't want to bug him with personal stuff like that...I'd rather just dump it all on Seth and walk away unscathed....well maybe not..
Tomorrow is SPIRIT DAY! At school so where your finest! Toodles
Today we filmed Update obviously and something else that I wasn't in that I forget. But more importantly Nasim was knocked back down to "Featuring...". Lorne called her into his office directly after school and when she came out she was crying, I consoled her the best I could so hopefully she'll be okay but being on the show for 3 years and still being a feauturette really sucks. I personally think Abby and Nasim should switch places, not because Abby likes to be a homewrecker but because Nasim has a lot more characters and diversity than Abby. I mean the only character I know Abby is known for is Angelina Jolie and Meryl Streep! Ah well, life is life. 30 Rock and The Office were great tonight! I love Jack McBrayer on that show he's just amazing. The accent drives me crazy, and I was really surprised at Tina while watching the show she just seems so...fake, most of the characters do except for Alec and if Tina wasn't a good friend of mine it would seriously bother me. OY
Nasim finally got her head in the game today, after the bad news from Lorne she went to Paul for comfort when all he wanted was a nice smooch, she yelled at him and stormed off to (you guessed it) me. I feel like the mediator of this disgruntled family, I mean I'm always the one to console Fred about Kristen, Nasim about everyone, Abby about anything, Jason about everything, it's tough! And I can only turn toward Jules and I don't want to bug him with personal stuff like that...I'd rather just dump it all on Seth and walk away unscathed....well maybe not..
Tomorrow is SPIRIT DAY! At school so where your finest! Toodles
Wednesday, October 6, 2010
30 Rock
30 Rock is on every thursday at 8:30, filming of course is done Friday through Wednesday. So, similar to SNL 30 Rock is film for several days, premier, film again for several days. The only difference with SNL is that we get this lovely day off and that's SUNDAY. Best day of the week. I love Sundays...even though it's cloudy. Anyways, I was down in the writers quarters because I was going to go say Hi to Seth when I bumped into Tina and Jack McBrayer. I introduced myself to Jack and we talked a little bit over random stuff but then end of the conversation ending in
TINA
(laughing) So, do you want to be a guest star appearance on the show next week?
CHRISTINA
(laughter dies down) What?
TINA
The 30 Rock Episode for next week, do you want to be the guest star, we have one almost every week and I think it'd be great to-
CHRISTINA
I-I'd love to! Yeah! Absolutely!
JACK
(smiling) That's wonderful! Do you know anyone on the cast besides now myself and Tina?
CHRISTINA
I know Alec! He was my first episode host!
JACK
Awesome!
TINA
Great, I'll tell Lorne you're doing filming with us and he'll pull you out from SNL next week.
CHRISTINA
Woah wait, I can't be taken away from SNL...
TINA
It's only for a week, and besides it's just one episode.
CHRISTINA
Maybe, we don't have to tell Lorne about it and I can do both.
JACK
You do realize he's the producer for the show right?
CHRISTINA
Damn...well how about I do 30 Rock and only 1 or 2 scenes next week for SNL....does that sound okay?
TINA
Sounds perfect, on Friday come to the 5th floor, it's where we have our meetings.
CHRISTINA
I will be there, and thanks so much guys
TINA
Oh shut up you.
JACK
Really nice to finally meet you Christina, see you soon!
CHRISTINA
Bye, Jack!!
I'm really excited for 30 Rock but....I just found out that Jane Lynch is definitely hosting next week...DAMN! Maybe I can be in just a few more scenes than 1 or 2....let's see how persuasive I can be to Seth tonight...
Day 3 {Bryan Cranston}
kid smartz
Today was a boring day. Lorne yelled at me because my grades are slipping. UGH, it's hard to be working 24/7 have a relationship 24/7 and have school work 24/7! It's extremely difficult to excuse ME Lorne if I can't get As in all classes! And I have loads of time to finish them so, HA. Glee last night....oh God was I crying! I can't believe how well done it was, I'm glad Jane Lynch wasn't here for this week because she wouldn't have made as well of an episode. After Glee was Bad Girls Club which was FABULOUS as always. There's a new bad girl named Christina and she's from Staten Island and everyone hates her, my heart fluttered for the HATE of staten islanders. They're just...they're just gross.
Today I filmed Kid Smartz with Abby, Keenan, Andy and Bryan. Very VERY interesting because the game show host is suppose to give a kiss to every contestant...including Abby. In order for who he kisses first it's Abby, Andy, Myself, and Keenan and it's suppose to be a kiss on the cheek for Abby, kiss on the lips for myself, numerous kisses for Andy, and no kisses for Keenan. So I, right on cue, got a lecture from Abby
Today was a boring day. Lorne yelled at me because my grades are slipping. UGH, it's hard to be working 24/7 have a relationship 24/7 and have school work 24/7! It's extremely difficult to excuse ME Lorne if I can't get As in all classes! And I have loads of time to finish them so, HA. Glee last night....oh God was I crying! I can't believe how well done it was, I'm glad Jane Lynch wasn't here for this week because she wouldn't have made as well of an episode. After Glee was Bad Girls Club which was FABULOUS as always. There's a new bad girl named Christina and she's from Staten Island and everyone hates her, my heart fluttered for the HATE of staten islanders. They're just...they're just gross.
Today I filmed Kid Smartz with Abby, Keenan, Andy and Bryan. Very VERY interesting because the game show host is suppose to give a kiss to every contestant...including Abby. In order for who he kisses first it's Abby, Andy, Myself, and Keenan and it's suppose to be a kiss on the cheek for Abby, kiss on the lips for myself, numerous kisses for Andy, and no kisses for Keenan. So I, right on cue, got a lecture from Abby
ABBY
You know how much I like him Christina, why can't you just switch places with me, if it's part of the scene it's not cheating...
CHRISTINA
Abby, he's married. End of story!
ABBY
Christina, what can I do to change your mind?
CHRISTINA
...Abby!!! He has a daughter, please don't be a homewrecker.
ABBY
It's part of the scene!! It's ok-
SETH
Don't be a whore Abby. I'm not changing it.
ABBY
Seth, no one was talking to you.
CHRISTINA
He's right Abby, he's not changing it.
ABBY
You would side with him.
CHRISTINA
ABBY DON'T BE A HOMEWRECKER.
ABBY
IT'S A SCENE NO ONE CARES.
CHRISTINA
UGH!
Think Abby is so prude now? UGH, where's Jules dammit.
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