TMZ you sing to my heart cords
Abby Elliot has been in a lot of celebrity gossip lately. If you even consider her a celebrity. As a third generation Saturday Night Live (SNL) cast member, Abby Elliot is known for being in the background of great scenes. The background. You may ask yourself then, why is she still on the show? Well we've been asking ourselves those questions too. Recently there has been a lot of animosity between cast member Christina Essenelle and Abby. Why? According to Christina's blog Abby has been just an all-around bitch. This is exciting news people, someone who can make a difference about this person hates her too! Someone people LIKE. Remember when Danielle Fimmer had that problem with Abby Elliott and nothing happened to Abby because no one KNEW Danielle Fimmer? Well, now there'll be a change on the SNL cast and it better be the removal of Abby Elliott. We've taken her bullshit for too long, Lorne Michaels please. Fire the bitch.
Oh TMZ why you so awesome. Sometimes, actually TMZ you've been really nice to me so I like you! Even though everyone else in the world doesn't. Sorry guys. Jules, oh Jules:
NASIM
Are you sitting with us in the library?
CHRISTINA
Uh, nah I think I'm gonna go to the quad.
NASIM
You should go to the library.
CHRISTINA
Why?
NASIM
You just should.
CHRISTINA
Should I be scared?
NASIM
Not sure...
CHRISTINA
Now I'm excited
NASIM
(laughs) You'll see. (CHRISTINA and NASIM walk into the library and sit down at a table. From the top balcony of the upstairs homework section is JULIAN, FAB, and ALBERT. ALBERT and FAB are holding a big white sign that says on it "PROM?" and JULIAN is holding a microphone)
JULIAN
CHRISTINA!!
CHRISTINA
Oh my God...
JULIAN
WILL YOU GO TO PROM WITH ME?
CHRISTINA
He's really doing this here...(laughs)
STUDENTS
That is so cute...why is he so loud...this is a library...oh I know them...is that Julian Casablancas...?
JULIAN
WILL YOU? I LOVE YOU SO MUCH CHRISTINA.
CHRISTINA
YES! YES I WILL, NOW GET DOWN!
JULIAN
(JULIAN slides down the railing reaching CHRISTINA and he hands her a red rose. CHRISTINA smiles widely and kisses him to the students applause)
