ED
Hi I'm Ed Helms hosting SNL this week with musical guest Paul Simon.
CHRISTINA
You know this is the last show before the finale?
PAUL
Really?
CHRISTINA
Yeah so if you blow this everyone will hate you.
ED
...too late.
~TAKE~
ED
Hi I'm Ed Helms hosting SNL this week with musical guest Paul Simon.
CHRISTINA
Ed you are so lucky to have someone as phenomenal as Paul Simon.
ED
Oh trust me I'll forever be in his debt.
PAUL
And that's a promise. (evil red eyes appear on PAUL)
~TAKE~
ED
Hi I'm Ed Helms hosting SNL this week with musical guest Paul Simon.PAUL
So Ed I hear you're afraid of being tickled.
ED
No, I'm not afraid of being tickled, (jokingly) I am afraid of the tickle monster though!
CHRISTINA
(coming out in a giant blue demon costume) BLARRARRGHHHH AAAHHH!!!
ED
OH MOTHERFU*%&@!!!
CHRISTINA
Literally just from spit it's now yellow and brown.
STEPHEN
That is absolutely disgusting! Why would you tell anyone that?
CHRISTINA
I...I have no idea. You jerk you bring out the worst in me.
STEPHEN
Yes it's my fault.
CHRISTINA
Yeah. Jerk.
STEPHEN
Well it makes sense I mean, if I wasn't so...devilishly handsome you would've had better things to discuss.
CHRISTINA
Oh God, yes, you've pinned me down, that's what's happening.
STEPHEN
Ha ha, definitely.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TINA FEY!!