Today we filmed Estro-Maxx and Spa Talk. Estro-Maxx is the commercial of the week and that one is about men who are so busy that they can't take multiple hormone supplements a day and need one big one for the whole day. Again, sexual undertone. Spa Talk I believe is the only non-sexual undertone sketch we have besides the monologue, Update, cold-open, and one scene. It's about a healer who calms people down by putting animal poop on their faces. Sometimes I wonder just how the writer's come up with that kind of stuff...I'm having my weekly dinner-at-a-Strokes-house dinner tonight and it's in Julian's room so that should be fun. The picture of the day is of Will backstage before he left....with a mustache on.
There's been a crazy ice storm these past few days in New York and I'm so so very fortunate that I'm in a cozy bed for this insane winter. I've never seen so much snow in one winter it's ridiculous. So the dinner at Jules' was great! The theme was formal so we got some good tomato sauce on our nice formal wear. He made lasagna (really the only thing he can make [just pastas in general]) and it was a grand ol' time. Everyone slept over as well and we played Championship Othello after we learned how to play it. Nikolai won....bastard. It's nights like this that make me miss that European tour even more.
NICK
(finishing his dinner) So let me get this straight...Julian cooked this?
JULIAN
Yup.
FAB
Wait actually?
JULIAN
Yeah wasn't that what we were suppose to do?
FAB
Yeah but this is actually good.
NIKOLAI
We just assumed Christina would cook.
CHRISTINA
Thank you stereotypical man.
ALBERT
Oh come on, we've known Jules for a while, he can't cook.
JULIAN
I tried real hard this time.
CHRISTINA
(giving him a kiss on the cheek) and you succeeded.
ALBERT
God, fuck you guys and your perfect relationship.
CHRISTINA
(giving ALBERT a kiss on the cheek) It's not our fault you choose dike-y bitches as for girlfriends.
JULIAN
My balls have never been the same.
CHRISTINA AND FAB
I know. (they look at each other with much confusion) what the fuck!?
NICK
That was fucking weird.
JULIAN
I can explain.
CHRISTINA
(laughing) Really? Cause for you it's usually hard to explain.
NICK
(throwing his napkin across the table at CHRISTINA) oh my God make another cheesy Strokes reference, I dare you.
CHRISTINA
Yeah, I'm not really one to be trying my luck tonight.
NICK
One more... and I'll have my way with you.
CHRISTINA
Oh come on Nick I'm barely legal. (they all start laughing except for NICK and he threw spaghetti directly in CHRISTINA's face. She is stunned and everyone goes silent) You know Nick, when it started it was funny but now things aren't under control. I mean yeah I'll try anything once but just ask me anything and you'll know the last thing I want is food in my hair, so it's red light on this situation. (groans) Julian can you meet me in the bathroom? I need help getting this out. (she walks to the bathroom to a round of applause from the other 4 Strokes and she enters for a moment before she returns with toothpaste and squeezes it into NICK's hair. He gasps for a moment and then gets up to chase CHRISTINA around the apartment. The other 4 Strokes get up and cheer them on from the table and it ends up with Nick tackling her on the couch. CHRISTINA is exasperated) The end has no end huh?
NICK
(exasperated as well, he leans into her neck and whispers in her ear) Damn girl, I wanna dance inside your star. But I'm too far gone and it ends tonight. Why worry, if you change your mind I know you'll find your way back to me. At 11:11 time stands still so don't leave me because I believe in happy endings.
CHRISTINA
(laughs in disbelief) How did you know I would understand what that meant.
NICK
You spent an awful amount with Tyson while he was here.
CHRISTINA
I'm no cheater.
NICK
Yeah that's what Sarah said, but your heart is an empty room, and I know someday you will be loved, so for now I'll possess your heart and we'll have our movie script ending where soul meets body.
CHRISTINA
You're truly amazing, but how did you know I would understand that one?
NICK
That one was because I'm a good friend.
CHRISTINA
Rock it baby!
NICK
You're a good friend too.
CHRISTINA
You're helping me get this shit out of my hair.
NICK
AS TO YOU.
CHRISTINA
Great, now GET OFF ME.
The Strokes Reference
The All-American Rejects Reference
Death Cab for Cutie Reference
Bob Marley Reference
