CHRISTINA
We should really start practicing our witty banter. Cause if that's not good then we'll be fired.
JOE
Yes because witty banter is something we struggle with.
CHRISTINA
Well maybe not Christina and Joe's witty banter but _______ and ____'s witty banter might need some work.
JOE
Okay. Look can you back up a bit you're a little to close to me.
CHRISTINA
Wait no please let me be close to you,
JOE
I AM MY OWN MAN.
CHRISTINA
ALL I WANT TO DO IS HELP.
JOE
YOU. ARE. A. GIRL.
CHRISTINA
NOOOOOOO! I DO GYMNASTICS!!
JOE
You're right. And that's hot.
CHRISTINA
Thank you, I'm going to get cereal.
JOE
What're you doing?
CHRISTINA
Getting cereal...
JOE
I was going to get cereal.
CHRISTINA
When will you realize that-
JOE
A MAN EATS CEREAL A GIRL EATS SALAD.
CHRISTINA
I DO GYMNASTICCCCCSSSSSSS!!!!
So yes, today was very productive.