Too Many

Beck Bennett, John Milhiser, Kyle Mooney, Mike O’Brien, Noel Wells, and Brooks Wheelan: A.K.A THE N00BS. Honestly, I'm not okay with it. 

New Cast
Vanessa Bayer
Aidy Bryant
Christina Essenelle
Taran Killam
Kate McKinnon
Seth Meyers
Bobby Moynihan
Nasim Pedrad
Jay Pharoah
Cecily Strong
Kenan Thompson

Feauturing:
Beck Bennett
John Milhiser
Kyle Mooney
Mike O'Brien
Noel Wells
Brooks Wheelan

Which means...Tim is no longer with the SNL cast. I figured, but that's okay. I am currently extremely sick, DayQuil is not working and the tissues just make me sad. Had a sore throat for all of Tina's episode. Yuck.

Family Times!

The whole family is getting back together! This weekend Bradley and I will be in 30 Rock and Jen and Tyson will be in a hotel near by! THE FAMILY IS BACK TOGETHER. They're here for just this weekend so it'll be a shortlived awesomeness but awesomeness nonetheless.

I think this summer I'll be filming stuff in either Ireland or London. Which would be amazing! But it's a big maybe right now. I'd be there for about 8 weeks so I'd have to get a place in one of the countries and that's a bit expensive so...we'll see. But it would be quite exciting to work there.

I was on Conan today! I always have an amazing time on Conan. Oh, and this week SNL comes back! With host Tina Fey woo woo!

Jimmy Kimmel Live! After the Emmys

JIMMY

My next guest just won her first Emmy and is a close personal friend of mine, so without further ado, for the first time ever Emmy award winning actress Christina Essenelle! (the doors open and confetti canyons shoot off and the stage is covered in falling bits of colored confetti, CHRISTINA is surprised and covers her mouth in awe. JIMMY gets up and kisses her cheek and she hugs him tightly back. They both sit down)

CHRISTINA

Oh my gosh! This is insane!

JIMMY

Have you done any other talk shows since the awards show?

CHRISTINA

No, you're my first!

JIMMY

Well then let me be the first person to congratulate you on your first big award! That's amazing! And you were up against some tough acts too. 

CHRISTINA

I know! Jane Lynch, Sofia Vergara, Julie Bowen...and I watch those shows too they are fantastic!

JIMMY

Well it just goes to show, you are more talented than they are.

CHRISTINA

(laughs) Yeah okay. I was gonna mention you in my speech but then I just got so swept up in excitement that I winged it.

JIMMY

So I hear. We have a clip of your actual speech, here it is now. (they play the clip and once it finishes the audience cheers and the lights go back on) I got to say, I'm honored to have been your seat mate. Did you run into Guillermo on the red carpet?

CHRISTINA

(CHRISTINA laughs) I did actually. He didn't offer me a shot of tequila! I was surprised because I totally would've taken it too. 

JIMMY

(laughing) Well why not have it now?

CHRISTINA

Oh God, now?

JIMMY

It's not like you haven't drank on TV before. Guillermo come over here!

CHRISTINA

(laughs while JIMMY takes out a bottle of tequila and three shot glasses) I'm gonna be on Girls Gone Wild by the end of this segment. (the audience cheers very loudly)

GUILLERMO 

I'm very sorry for not offering you my tequila. I thought you were too young. (everyone laughs)

CHRISTINA

I just turned 23! 

JIMMY

Hey, it's a good thing he think you're underage, now older guys may not hit on you as much. (the audience laughs as JIMMY's passes out the shot glasses) To your first big award, and for more to come!

CHRISTINA, GUILLERMO, JIMMY

CHEERS! (they all down the shot and GUILLERMO is unfazed while JIMMY and CHRISTINA make pained expressions)

CHRISTINA

Oh Christ.

JIMMY

What is this?

GUILLERMO

Strong. (everyone laughs)

CHRISTINA

I can only imagine what will happen if I win another award.

JIMMY

Two shots!

CHRISTINA

You say that now! But let's say I get an Oscar, a golden globe, a SAG award, a BAFTA, an MTV movie award, kids choice award, and people's choice award, will you really do 7 shots with me?

JIMMY

(raising his hand in the air) My hand to God.

CHRISTINA

(puts out her hand for a handshake) You got a deal buddy.

JIMMY

(he shakes it) That means you too, Guillermo.

GUILLERMO

(laughs) Fine by me!
JIMMY
So one thing that's circling around you right now is you and Bradley Cooper at the Emmys.
CHRISTINA
Oh yes, quite the scandal that I mentioned about 2 weeks prior to the Emmys. People were so angry about it!
JIMMY
What, cause the age difference or...?
CHRISTINA
I honestly think it's because it wasn't Jen Lawrence with him.
JIMMY
What!
CHRISTINA
Yeah! I was talking to one host lady and she asked Bradley, who was next to me, if it was weird being at an awards show without Jennifer Lawrence, laughing and having a great time. And I'm just standing there like....what the hell! Bradley can't laugh and have a great time with me? 
JIMMY
Yeah how rude! A CBS reporter no doubt.
CHRISTINA
Ha ha, that'd be pretty funny but no I think it was for a magazine trying to stir up drama.
JIMMY
Well in that sense then yeah she pretty much did her job.
CHRISTINA
Whatever. I went with Bradley and that's that. Jennifer isn't even in California, she's out promoting the hunger games.
JIMMY
How dare she!
CHRISTINA
Oh no, go Jen, that movie is gonna be amazing but people kept asking Bradley where she was and I'm like "Hello! I'm here!" but you know, she did just win an Oscar.
JIMMY
I can see how people would compare the two of you, you're both funny girls who're with Bradley Cooper often.
CHRISTINA
Ha ha, yeah I suppose. But she's blond, I feel like that should make us different.
JIMMY
(laughs loudly with the audience) Just by hair color?
CHRISTINA
Totally different people. I don't act like a blond. I have waaaaayyy less fun.
JIMMY
I gotta say one thing about your Emmy speech that I forgot to bring up earlier that just made me laugh out loud.
CHRISTINA
What?
JIMMY
You slammed Miley Cyrus!
CHRISTINA
I didn't slam Miley Cyrus, I just said that I wouldn't disappoint all her fans and America like she did. (the audience oooo's) And I really don't care what people have to say about it, I mean for God sakes she's only 20 years old! She's not even legal to drink and she's out there grinding and licking phallic objects, and I didn't want the audience to think that I was anything like her. Even though my generation tends to be on the sexy side of things and the my-body-down-with-the-man attitude, but I'm not like that, I respect myself, respect who I represent, that being Saturday Night Live and NBC as a whole, and I really want to prove to people that a girl my age can do some amazing things without being some sort of sex doll. (the audience applauds and some even stand up to cheer)
JIMMY
You've sold them! 
CHRISTINA
Well, I'm just speaking from the heart, and telling it like it is. 
JIMMY
So how awkward is it going to be for the second episode of Saturday Night Live when Miley Cyrus is host and musical guest.
CHRISTINA
Oh extremely awkward, I plan on being out of town for that episode. (JIMMY and the audience laugh loudly)
JIMMY
EMMY WINNING ACTRESS CHRISTINA ESSENELLE EVERYBODY! 

And the Emmy goes to...!

This morning we woke up to the doorbell, it was our formal attire fitters, hair stylists, and make-up artists. Bradley and I decided to stay in opposite ends of the house so that once we got all of our stuff on and we were looking good it would be a surprise. The dress/hair/make-up people got to the house around...11AM? Yeah, 11AM, and I didn't get fully done and ready till 2PM. Bradley was done by 12:30PM and was taunting me on the other side of the house with good TV and food being delivered to the house. Bitch.

The reason why it took so long to get me all dolled up was because of this dress! Georgio Armani dresses are to die for and this one is GORGEOUS, but it is so freakin delicate! And God knows I'm no delicate flower. So this dress (for those of you who didn't happen to see it) is all black, sweetheart neckline and mermaid style, then at the top is black lace flowers that become sleeves and then that also follows down my back. So to get in this dress I had to squat (this is in heels by the way) and put my arms up while Lisa (my lovely helper) gingerly put the dress over my head and put my arms through the extraordinarily fragile sleeves. Then for the neck they had 4 little black buttons so I could get my head through the hole and once that was accomplished I could finally stand. That itself took about a half hour, but it took another half hour just to figure that method out. Oh, and before all this another half hour was spent on getting me into a corset. So we're at 12:30PM already, then I got my hair done, an hour, and then my make-up, a half hour. 2PM! But once I stepped out of my side of the house and saw Bradley in his tight tuxedo, sexy tousled hair and manly stubble, I could've fainted right then and there.

CHRISTINA

(mouth agape) Oh my God!

BRADLEY

You look unbelievable.

CHRISTINA

Me!? Look at yourself! 

BRADLEY

Christina, you are obscenely beautiful.

CHRISTINA

Aww. Ya cutie.

And after watching some TV and eating sushi, we headed out to Hollywood and Highland! Bradley stepped out first and then helped me out of the limo, it was an immediate bombardment of cameras flashing and people shouting things at us. Bradley, the pro, just put his arm around my waist and smiled, I did the same. We got there around 4:15PM I believe. Then we did pictures on the CBS/Emmy backdrop and then we mingled with others we knew there. I got to hang out with Jane Lynch, Amy, Tina, Kristen, Bill, Will, Alec, Ellie, Ed, and many others. Got to say hi to Bryan Cranston (one of my first SNL hosts), honestly I hope Breaking Bad wins ever award possible, that show has brought me to tears and makes me scream with anticipation in almost every episode. ALL THE AWARDS TO THEM. 

CHRISTINA

GUILLERMO!

GUILLERMO

Oh Miss Essenelle! Let me interview you!

CHRISTINA

Ha ha, sure! I know how this bit goes.

GUILLERMO

Oh ok, but I can't give you any of my expensive tequila.

CHRISTINA

Drank it all already?

GUILLERMO

Ha ha, no, none for you!

CHRISTINA

Fine! Ask me your questions. 

GUILLERMO

You excited! Mr. Jimmy Kimmel is here as well. 

CHRISTINA

Yeah I just saw him, I'm surprised he didn't take you as his date!

GUILLERMO

Me too, that's why we have the tequila. Ha ha!

CHRISTINA

Ha ha, right! 

GUILLERMO

So what you wearing?

CHRISTINA

What I wearing? Georgio Armani. It's gorgeous isn't it?

GUILLERMO 

Yes you look very lovely Miss Christina.

BRADLEY 

(BRADLEY walks over with MELISSA MCCARTHY) Who's lovely?

GUILLERMO

(points to CHRISTINA) Her! Hello Mr. Cooper, Miss McCarthy!

MELISSA

(to CHRISTINA) You haven't drank any of his tequila have you?

CHRISTINA

No he won't let me. 

MELISSA AND BRADLEY

Good.

CHRISTINA

Oh shut up, hey Melissa by the way.

MELISSA

(gives CHRISTINA a big hug) I'm so proud of you! Your first nomination and my GOD this dress is stunning on you!

CHRISTINA

Aw thanks! You don't look to bad yourself.

MELISSA

Oh please, Bradley over here was just telling me it took you 3 hours to get ready!

CHRISTINA

This dress is skin tight and I really don't want to rip it.

MELISSA

God no!

CHRISTINA

So yeah I think 3 hours is appropriate!

GUILLERMO

Mr. Franco! Mr. Franco!

JAMES

(everyone turns and sees JAMES FRANCO who is looking very out of place, MELISSA blows CHRISTINA a kiss, mouths the words 'good luck' and walks off, BRADLEY whispers in CHRISTINA's ear that he's going to say hi to AMY POEHLER, and leaves CHRISTINA with GUILLERMO and JAMES) Uh, hey how's it going.

GUILLERMO
You don't look so good.
CHRISTINA
(hitting GUILLERMO's shoulder) Guillermo!
GUILLERMO
What! Not ok? Ok. (GUILLERMO then sees BRYAN CRANSTON and runs over to him, they both laugh)
JAMES
I guess I'm not important enough.
CHRISTINA
Ha ha, you're fine. Have we met formally before?
JAMES
I think so, I've seen you around NBC before when I did Mindy Project and 30 Rock.
CHRISTINA
I'm sure I've seen you somewhere.
JAMES
So you won an award.
CHRISTINA
Oh no I didn't win an award I got nominated for one.
JAMES
Who won the award?
CHRISTINA
We don't know yet the show hasn't started.
JAMES
Oh...I'm sorry I'm a little-
CHRISTINA
High?
JAMES
Ha ha ha, yeah.
CHRISTINA
Ha ha, that's fine. You don't seem too obvious.
JAMES
(smiles) Sure. You live in California now?
CHRISTINA
No I'm in New York still, gotta be there for Saturday Night Live. Do you live here?
JAMES
Yeah I live in out in Palo Alto.
CHRISTINA
Oh cool, cool. 
JAMES
Hey listen, I'm having a thing at my house tonight after this if you wanna come. It'll be a pretty small crowd but a lotta fun. You should go.
CHRISTINA
(BRADLEY comes over with AMY who hugs CHRISTINA excitedly) Oh-hey! 
AMY
MY BABY IS ALL GROWN UP!
CHRISTINA
Ha ha, stop! I'm just nominated. As are you!
AMY
Eh, so what, I'm so proud! (she hugs her again)
CHRISTINA
Hold on, (to JAMES) Hey do you want to give me your number and I can text you later what my plan is?
JAMES
(reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cell phone) I'll text it to you, what's your number?
CHRISTINA
(takes JAMES' phone and puts her number in and hands it back to him) Ta da! I'll text you!

JAMES
Alright, you look great tonight by the way.

BRADLEY

(puts arm around CHRISTINA's waist) You do look great (he kisses the side of her head) let's head inside.

CHRISTINA

After you Mr. Cooper. Bye James! (JAMES' waves goodbye) 

At around 4:45PM, after being complimented on "locking down" Bradley, we headed to the Dolby theater. I don't know how but Bradley got Ellie (Kemper), Ed (Helms), and Jimmy (Kimmel) to sit next to us but he did and I'm so happy to cause they were such emotional support. After watching the opening video and a few quick jokes from veteran hosts, we got started on the awards and oddly enough, my category was first! So they announced the nominated actresses and a clip went along with each and it was Amy and Tina who were presenting this award! So Amy then says:

AMY

And the Emmy award goes to... (she excitedly screams and jumps up and down)

TINA

Who? (looks at the card and also screams and jumps up and down)

AMY AND TINA

CHRISTINA ESSENELLE!

BRADLEY

(throws her fists in the air and screams, everyone is clapping and cheering and BRADLEY stands up to give her a big hug, then she hugs JIMMY as well and he kisses her cheek, she then hurriedly power walks over to the stage) Don't fall! 

CHRISTINA

(she turns around and gives BRADLEY a thumbs up. After climbing the stairs AMY and TINA give her a huge hug and hand her her Emmy, CHRISTINA goes to the microphone) Oh my God I'm already crying. If someone told me five years ago I'd be in Los Angeles receiving an Emmy I would've told them to lay off the crack pipe. I mean this is just unreal! My first award show and I won...and I know I'm really young and I promise you all, I won't ever pose naked with a wrecking ball. (the audience laughs and applauds loudly) I just have one shout out to give and that's to Seth Meyers, without him I probably would be posing naked on a wrecking ball. Seriously Seth, you are a God among men and I am forever in debt to you. (holding up the Emmy) Thank you all so much, I won't let you down! (everyone stays standing and applauding for a moment and then sits down)

It's funny, I prepared something to say that was pretty funny but I chose to ad lib, here's my original speech: "Wow! You know the past few weeks people have been asking me "Oh what're you going to say if you win? You should say this!" and they would say something ridiculous and I'd be like "Yeah ok" but now I present to you, the tidbits of advice three of my friends told me to say here tonight: from my good friend Jennifer Lawrence "I'd like to thank Dr. Romaz for doing my boob job, I didn't think it'd take this long to get an Emmy but hey, titties take time." Bradley Cooper told me to tell them  "I'd like to thank my parents for supporting me through all the tough times" and my comedic inspiration, also known as Jimmy Kimmel told me to say "tell them you only got the Emmy because it's being aired on CBS and they owe you one"

but in all seriousness thanks to everyone who made this possible and god bless. " That was my original speech but I decided to keep it nice and heart felt. I'm still so shocked I mean, MODERN FAMILY DIDN'T WIN!? Crazy! My Emmy pool did pretty poorly actually, I only got 8 right out of 28. Awkward...but again...thank you to everyone who voted, SNL never wins awards for their characters but today I did. Ya'll are amazing and I meant what I said, I will NOT let you down! 

Stay Classy.

Friday of Emmy Weekend!

And after the long flight I arrived in California! Since I no longer have my beautiful party mansion I asked Bradley if I could crash with him at his party mansion in Venice Beach, and he said yeah! So yeah! But since he's getting back to California a little later than I, I'll be in the house, messing things up, before he comes home. Hehe, LET CHAOS ENSUE.

So, I changed all the pictures in his house with pictures of Nicholas Cage, left little post-it notes in weird spaces (like under the bed or on the ceiling) and then just to be cute I took some roses from his backyard and distributed them among the house (he is my hot date to the Emmy's after all...). I got to Venice at around 9PM, Bradley didn't get there until 11PM. Once he got home it was hug time, and I say hug time because we hugged each other for like 45 minutes, we missed each other! Bradley got me this big beautiful bouquet of flowers with the most perfect note on it. Then we Jacuzzied for a bit, talked, and went to bed, we were exhausted!

I love that guy...a beautiful home with a beautiful man. ;)

Uno Mas

I leave for California tomorrow!! And after talking to Bradley yesterday, Ellie, Ed, and Jimmy are gonna sit next to us at the Emmys! AH SO MUCH FUN AND EXCITEMENT HAPPENING.

Go team!

GO TEAM!

I was so freakin' bored yesterday. SO freakin' bored. So bored that Bradley called me up, asked me to pick up a package for him in BROOKLYN and I WALKED. Like...that's just insane. So I got the package, went back to my place, and got another call from Bradley saying to open it. That adorable piece of ass bought me a big fluffy blanket and pizza rolls-cause I'm always complaining how hungry and cold I am whenever we skype. What a guy (:

Then at around 12:30PM I get a call from Jimmy Kimmel saying he's in NYC till 4PM and that we have to hang out, so I take him to a Rutgers game! I haven't really been to too many football games but this one was SO MUCH FUN. Well first off we tailgated a little bit (the game started at 1PM so tailgating for us was more like chugging a few beers and then heading to the game), then the stadium was PACKED, Jimmy and I were sitting at the very tippy top rows, because it was so packed. I saw some people standing in the stairs for the whole game! Man, I had a blast, every time Rutgers scored Jimmy would lift me up in the air for however many points they had, but after 10 he gave up quite quickly. Jimmy's a lot of fun to hang out with, especially at a setting like this, we had our faces painted and we were SCREAMING for the majority of the game. AND RUTGERS WON! Well we had to leave the game a little early because Jimmy had to make his next flight but eventually they won! Haha, all in all it was a lot of fun, and I had an interesting conversation with Jimmy as we were heading to the airport:

JIMMY

You know I think you and Bradley look good together.

CHRISTINA

Whaaaaat?

JIMMY

Every time I've been around you two you just seem to be having so much fun and, I don't know, sexiest man alive and Maxim's top 10...

CHRISTINA

Ha ha, well I am going to the Emmy's with him.

JIMMY

As friends, or?

CHRISTINA

No I actually made a decision for once, he's my date.

JIMMY

That's gonna be so much fun, I really do hope you win.

CHRISTINA

I hope you win too! We should sit next to each other!

JIMMY

Yeah right.

CHRISTINA

I'll be counting my lucky stars.

Then I called Bradley, told him what Jimmy said and immediately responded with "Oh wow...that's so weird cause I thought he liked you!"

Oh Bradley. 

Bradley Cooper the Movie Buff

BRADLEY

Well you survived and that's all that matters. 

CHRISTINA

Yes, it was quite dire...oh I saw an interview of you and some chick today and-

BRADLEY

You gotta stop watching my interviews.

CHRISTINA

NEVER! Anyways-

BRADLEY

Oh my God.

CHRISTINA

ANYWAYS, you two played this game where you'd get a celebrity name and then you'd list off all the movies they were in.

BRADLEY

Oh you know I actually liked that game, wanna play?

CHRISTINA

Sure!

BRADLEY

Alright, uh, Johnny Depp.

CHRISTINA

Ooh, ok. Pirates of the Caribbean. 

BRADLEY

Pirates of the Caribbean 2.

CHRISTINA

Pirates of the Caribbean 3.

BRADLEY

Pirates of the Caribbean 4!

CHRISTINA

Oh damn that's right they made a fourth one...Cry Baby.

BRADLEY

Ooh, old school. Corpse Bride.

CHRISTINA

Sweeney Todd.

BRADLEY

He's in like every Tim Burton movie. 

CHRISTINA

I know. Ha ha.

BRADLEY

Alice in Wonderland.

CHRISTINA

Sleepy Hollow.

BRADLEY

Oh yeah...forgot about that one. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

CHRISTINA

Hmm, now it's tough. Do you have one?

BRADLEY

Oh yeah.

CHRISTINA

Agh...oh! He was in that one with the vampire family, another Tim Burton one uhh...

BRADLEY

I'll just give it to you, Edward Scissorhands. 

CHRISTINA

Oh DUH! I should've remembered that one...uh I give this one to you.

BRADLEY

Good, cause you were missing Public Enemies-

CHRISTINA

Damn!

BRADLEY

Alice in Wonderland, and Rango were my last few.

CHRISTINA

DAMN DAMN! Alright now I'll choose.

BRADLEY

Do one you actually know. Ha ha.

CHRISTINA

Ha ha, I know right. Alright. Ryan Gosling!

BRADLEY

You're gonna get smoked. 

CHRISTINA

You'd be surprised.

BRADLEY

Blue Valentine.

CHRISTINA

Crazy, Stupid, Love.

BRADLEY

The Notebook.

CHRISTINA

Gangster Squad.

BRADLEY

The Place Beyond the Pines.

CHRISTINA

Oh gee how'd you know...

BRADLEY

Ha ha.

CHRISTINA

Does Mickey Mouse Club count as a movie?

BRADLEY

Definitely not, can you really not think of another one?

CHRISTINA

IT'S COMING TO ME. You take all the good ones. Oh, Drive.

BRADLEY

See that was mine. Hmm, I'll give it to you. Did you have one?

CHRISTINA

Nah. Ha ha. 

BRADLEY 

ALRIGHT ONE AND ONE! Let's do a girl, uhh Anne Hathaway.

CHRISTINA

Dark Knight Rises.

BRADLEY

Les Miserables.

CHRISTINA

Devil Wears Prada.

BRADLEY 

Ohh I forgot that one, Love and Other Drugs.

CHRISTINA

I literally sobbed during that movie. So good. Uh, The Princess Diaries.

BRADLEY

Wasn't she also in Alice in Wonderland? Yeah she was the queen.

CHRISTINA

Oh yeah...Princess Diaries 2! The Royal Engagement.

BRADLEY

There was a second one? God. I give up.

CHRISTINA

I still didn't have a second one. Ha ha.

BRADLEY

You barely one Essenelle....best 3 out of 5?

CHRISTINA

Bring it.

BRADLEY

Alright you choose.

CHRISTINA

Robert De Niro!

BRADLEY

You're gonna lose. Limitless.

CHRISTINA

Funny, I would've figured you'd say Silver Linings Playbook first.

BRADLEY

Nah, Taxi Driver was a close first though.

CHRISTINA

Meet the Parents.

BRADLEY

Meet the Fockers.

CHRISTINA

Meet the Parents 2, which was basically meet the kids.

BRADLEY

It was Little Fockers but sure. The God Father.

CHRISTINA

The Family.

BRADLEY 

Movie not out yet doesn't count.

CHRISTINA

What! Fine, The GodFather 2.

BRADLEY

The Good Shepard.

CHRISTINA

...yeah you win.

BRADLEY

Already? No Stardust or Machete? I'm ashamed.

CHRISTINA

Oh well, you pick. 2 ON 2!

BRADLEY

Leonardo DiCaprio for the win.

CHRISTINA

Ooh I think we both have pretty big hard-ons for Leo...Titanic!

BRADLEY

Romeo and Juliet.

CHRISTINA

Shutter Island.

BRADLEY

Blood Diamond.

CHRISTINA

Inception.

BRADLEY

The Departed.

CHRISTINA

Titanic 2!

BRADLEY

NO!

CHRISTINA

I'm joking. The Great Gatsby.

BRADLEY

The Aviator.

CHRISTINA

Catch Me if You Can. I cried.

BRADLEY

 Fantastic movie. What's Eating Gilbert Grape?

CHRISTINA

DAMN THAT WAS MY LAST ONE!

BRADLEY

AND WE HAVE A WINNER! 

CHRISTINA

Aaagh. Ok. You win a high five via skype.

BRADLEY

I'm looking forward to it.

#twerkwerk

I think I said on here that I was leaving for California on the 17th...which is totally wrong I'm leaving on the 20th. Now I'm not 100% sure I wrote the 17th but I have a sneaking feeling I did. Any who, I leave the 20th. They're having a little Indian hand-made goods sale at 30 Rock all this week and I got some cute stuff! Got some handmade lanyard bracelets, got a really cool blanket for my couch (not 100% sure if it's handmade...it probably is). Classes are going well...hottest day ever was yesterday and my only class was cancelled, woo! My forensics teacher was sick (I wish you a happy recovery sir). So I decided to do my laundry (not in my room, but down 2 floors), and to do my laundry you first put it in the wash cycle for 30 minutes and then the dryer for 45, so while my clothes were in the dryer I decided to take a swim. Now something ya'll might not know is that the room doors at 30 Rock automatically lock, so if you're out of your room and your keys are inside...you're locked out! Nasim has an extra key for my room and I have hers, but if Nasim is busy then you can go to Lorne who has extra keys for everyone's rooms, and if he's not around then you can go down to the first level to the front desk which also has extra keys. So I get my towel on, get my little pool caddy, bikini on, and flip flops and slam my door shut. Now...normally my keys are in my little pool caddy but this time they were in my room. I go to Nasim-she's not there, I go to Lorne-he's not there! So now I'm just walking around 30 Rock in my bikini and towel wrapped around me and it's getting embarrassing. Jimmy Fallon asked me

JIMMY

Where in Gods name are you going like that?

CHRISTINA

I got locked out of my room.

JIMMY

Ha ha!! Oh man. Have fun with that.

then ran into Brian Williams as well

BRIAN

I agree! It's so hot outside!

CHRISTINA

Yup, I did this on purpose.

BRIAN

Good for you. 

I went down to the laundry room, got some clothes on, and then went down to the front desk and got my replacement key. Ugh, my life is quite embarrassing.

ALRIGHT NOW SOME CRAZYNESS JUST HAPPENED. I watched, on my own accord, no one told me to, this twerking video where the girl in it crashes on a plate class table and sets her leg on fire. I thought this video was hilarious! Perfectly well done and awesome, and sad cause that girl set her leg on fire. But then I find out it was a JIMMY KIMMEL PRANK!? AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH.

Jimmy got me good. He got us all. 
Damn you Jimmy you crafty son of a bitch.
<3
christina

SNL Info Yo

First episode is on September 28th featuring Tina Fey with musical guest Arcade Fire.
Second episode is on October 5th featuring Miley Cyrus with the same musical guest.
Third episode is on October 12th featuring Bruce Willis with musical guest Katy Perry.

SO GET PUMPED AND READY CAUSE TINA FEY IS STARTING THIS MOFO.

Also new release date for Nightwing: December 1st.

Random Thoughts

NBC onion rings are not delicious, I am sad.
Patty melts are pretty bomb though.
Paper Mario is so fucking easy until flower fields.
I left 30 Rock once today to get food.
Taran Killam Taran Killam Taran Killam!
September is such a Green Day month.
When will I be Slim Shady?
I'm currently wrapped up in a blanket with a penguin that looks like Harry Potter.
Too much sugar in tea is gross.
I am literally too excited to be going back to California.
Ed Helms is such a normal guy.
Rashida Jones is technically black, what.
Aaron Paul sounds like a man in youtube videos and a sexy young adult on TV.
What I wouldn't give to have a Klondike bar right now.
Do people realize that the word dike is in Klondike bar?
Blows minds, huh?
I don't ever use a spoon to eat applesauce, I only lick it gingerly.
I brunette-ly put on shorts this morning.
Nasim Pedrad is prettier than a Georgia peach.
Fuckin' ANTM is fuckin' awesome.

Happy September 8th!

HERE'S PICS FROM THE SLEEPOVER

Hotter than Cajun

Got a hot date for the Emmy's...

mmmhm.

NBC girls sleepover! All the girls of NBC are getting together tonight and are having a sleepover in studio 10G before they tear that puppy up for a new show. God knows what will ensure but I'm excited. Nasim, Amy, and I are getting fro-yo before hand.

Life's good.

Frates

Do you ever just listen to a song and instantaneously you're taken off into a new place? I love that about the song I'm listening to now. Ah. Things are interesting here in New York. Ryan Gosling has definitely been a help with getting back into the swing of things, and his ukulele playing is a nice added feature to being his friend. I haven't spoken to Bradley in a while, he's busy doing interviews for Serena and doing promos for American Hustle.

School is fun! My classes are relatively easy and livable, some I can't stay awake in without coffee but hey, that's the college life right? The Emmy's are coming up! T minus 17 days! I'll be going to California on the 19th and will be staying till the 23rd (SNL's first episode will be that Saturday so I can't stay longer). I've already arranged to be on Jimmy Kimmel Live! and Conan (because I miss my LA talk show hosts so much...) and can't wait to see who wins what!

But in general I miss this idiot.

 

Happy September!

I can't believe it's fall already but I am PUMPED! SNL starts soon and I gotta start thinking of more sketch ideas...ahh. You know who I talked to today? Julian! It was nice hearing from him, he's out in South America right now working on some music, gaining some culture and it was a pleasant surprise to see he messaged me. Thank god we're past the awkward phase and onto the being normal phase...haha...whew.