SNL Hell, here we go.
Tuesday September 30th
9am-10:15am work out with trainer for movie
10:30am-11:20am chemistry lecture
11:30am-1:20pm chemistry lab
BREAK TO EAT HANG OUT WITH JULES IN SECRECY AND WATCH TV
4:30pm-5:45pm ethics lecture
short break to get dressed and look like a not exhausted human
7pm-9pm SNL writers meeting
9pm-11pm The Strokes on Jimmy Fallon
Wednesday October 1st
9:30am-11:25am forensics lab
12pm-3pm writers meeting
3:30pm-4:20pm work out with trainer for movie
4:30pm-5:45pm psychology lecture
6pm-7:30pm SNL cast meeting and greeting
7:30pm-9pm concert by the Roots
I am dead. Here are the sketches for this week!
Marvel Trailer (filmed) - Beck, Christina, Bobby, Jay, Taran, Kyle
Bad Boys - Beck and Kyle
Booty Rap - Aidy, Sasheer, Vanessa, Bobby, Kate, Cecily, Beck, Kyle
NFL Intros - Kenan, Beck, Taran, Bobby, Jay, Kyle, Michael, Colin, Pete
He-Man and Lion-O - Kyle, Taran, Christina
Video Game - Bobby, Sasheer, Pete, Christina, Taran, Kyle
Cialis Turnt (filmed) - Taran, Cecily, Aidy, Beck
Vet Office - Kate, Cecily, Vanessa, Bobby
NFL Cold Open - Aidy, Jay, Kenan
Weekend Update - Colin, Michael, Cecily, Pete
Which means the stats for this week are:
Vanessa-2
Aidy-3
Christina-3
Taran-5
Kate-2
Bobby-3
Jay-3
Kenan-2
Cecily-4
Beck-5
Michael-2
Pete-3
Colin-2
Kyle-6
Sasheer-2
AKA Top Players this week are, 1. Kyle Mooney at 6 scenes! 2. Taran Killam and Beck Bennet at 5 scenes and Cecily Strong at 4. Rock on you crazy mo-fos. My scenes are all ridiculous, in Video Game I get to make out with Chris Pratt, in He-Man and Lion-O I get to be a bitchy sister, and in Marvel Trailer I am...PAM! Don't forget to watch this Saturday!
