Day 2 {Vegas!}

First off, CONGRATS TO CONAN ON HIS AWARD! And to Glee, Jayne Lynch, and Rhianna as well! Although SCREW YOU TWILIGHT, Inception was clearly better in both categories. CLEARLY BETTER. Ugh, tweens...

My second day in Vegas was very eventful. It was definitely weird though waking up alone, I've never woken up alone in my life so...it was weird. We all got up at 8AM and went to the room we're having the wedding in and saw it's progress and helped out for a bit, after that we got breakfast and went to New York, New York (the hotel/casino) and gambled there and went on their roller coaster (!), after that we went to Monteray Bay to go see their exhibits, then at 12PM we had to go help out with the flowers at the Bellagio. After that we were out to lunch and then gambling some more at MGM Grand. It wasn't until 7PM when we went to the airport to go get everyone. I was glad to be reunited with Julian, and I know that sounds really dramatic seeing as we were only apart for 24 hours but I still enjoyed being reunited. I'm no codependent person, but it's nice to know you'll have someone with you 50% of the time. Although the bus ride back was interesting; with 8 SNLers, 5 Strokes, and 20+ Familyers it was a crowded bus ride...but in my room is Julian, Nick, Nasim, Fab, and Bill. Another room is Nikolai, Abby, Albert, Bobby, Jay, and Vanessa. And the last room I know of is Seth's room with Amy, Tina, Jimmy, Will, Andy, Jason, and Lorne. The wedding is tomorrow at 8PM, be there or be square.

Day 1 {Vegas!}

I've been receiving very angry texts from Amy, Tina, and Kristen. They only say the words "Grumble" but I know deep down it's "You complete bitch I fucking hate you, go to hell". But I made it! I had to ride the plane by myself which was slightly frightening (I promised Julian I wouldn't put him through the hell of making him sit and watch a wedding 100 times) but I was in first class so it wasn't that frightening. Everyone's really nice to you when you're in first class...the flight was only 4.5 hours so I got Dinner for Schmucks done. Paul Rudd forced us all to get some kind of copy of it and watch it. It was very funny! I love Steve and Paul so why wouldn't I love it? When I arrived in Vegas I was in complete awe. I left NYC at 5PM to make my 7PM flight at JFK and when I got there it was like watching a movie (The Hangover of course). Lights were everywhere, I was in New York, Paris, and Vegas all at the same time and it was just a complete culture shock. It was also slightly warmer there too. Even at night! I believe it was 29 degrees when we left and now it's 35 degrees so slightly warmer. How I envy you Orlando, Florida...(only during winter though because it's 67 degrees there apparently!) I arrived to a big reception at the Bellagio and the first thing I did was go into Kristen's suite (SPECTACULAR) and see her wedding gown. She looks amazing, I can't describe the dress now just because I don't want Fred to be reading this and know (it's tradition isn't it?). Speaking of tradition, I know I have lots of girls as my friends but I've just generally been more comfortable around guys and when it's "Tradition" for only the bridesmaids to help carry a 50lb case of chairs I really start missing Jason, Bill, Seth, and Keenan. It was...gruesome. After that I watched a bunch of them play slots because I can't prove that I'm 18 or 21 which was fun because I didn't have to lose any money! Anyways I must be off because we're going to go through our little speechs with the wedding planner person. Toodles!

P.S.
Abby is dumb sometimes. Don't account her for everything she does. Ha ha, why do you think Bill left NYC early?

Jizz in my Pants

I wear rubber at all times it's a necessity. Yeah, not really. But I am listening to that song at the moment. I think the Lonely Island is an amazing band, aside from the fact that I'm friends with all of their members. Plus I'm an honorary member because when you're in 5 or more of their songs you're a honorary member: Jizz in my Pants, I'm on a Boat, Great Day, I Broke my Arm, and Boombox. I might have been in more I'm not sure. But boy did I get a hell of a lot money for singing in the songs, for I'm on a Boat and Great Day? So. Much. Money. Well...to me at least. I went to Nikolai's apartment for dinner and hang-outness with The Strokes but I had also promised that night that I would out with Nick V. down at Rockefeller Ice Rink so I had to leave early and I had a fabulous time with Nick. I know these posts are extremely boring but literally nothing is going on right now.

Sleep

I used to have a pretty okay sleep schedule but now it's completely screwed up. For school I would wake up at 7:30AM and go to bed at 10:30PM.  Staying up for 15 hours and sleeping for 9 hours. But during the break I got more lazy, I woke up at 11:30AM and went to bed at 1AM. Staying up for 13.5 hours and sleeping for 10.5 hours. Julian has a wacky sleep schedule, because it's never consistent. Always different, and sometimes he doesn't sleep at all. After school I hung out with 30 Rock people (minus Tina) and that was fun, because right now everyone's all boring because there's no show this week. Life nowadays...Jason, Keenan, Seth, and Bill left at 6PM tonight for Vegas, the hotel we're staying at is called the Bellagio and from photos online it is gorgeous. They're staying in the Grandlake View suite while the rest of us are staying in Executive suits in sixes. I'm very VERY excited for this expensive wedding.

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Who doesn't love a good Inception reference? So today I went out to breakfast at Chong's with Keenan and Jay because they say I don't hang out with them enough (and I agree) and then I told Julian I would be back at 12:15 and not a minute later but I got caught up and Julian freaked out and started searching for me around town because he thought another December 28th was going to happen. But we're all good now, he's just a bit paranoid now but you know...whatever. After that I went to an SAT Prep class, boring as usual, then The Strokes and I went out to dinner at the Chart House in Brooklyn; very nice place. Then during the dinner Nick asked if him and I were going to let the bird house and I said hell yeah so we're going to do that tonight. Lots of things to do...oh this week is going to be very confusing because Kristen and Fred have already left for Vegas and the bridesmaids and best man (Will Forte) are suppose to be there tomorrow but I can't get off from school until Wednesday, so I'll be two days late...everyone's going there on Thursday and is staying overnight because it's about a 4.5 hour flight to Vegas. Ugh school again...

BATTLE OF THE BANDS WAS JUST A FEW HOURS AGO AND IT WAS OFF THE HOOK AND OFF THE WALL. The Stokes won by barely anything but they did win: here is how things played out.

The Strokes VS Passion Pit-----------------------------------The Strokes VS Nine Inch Nails-----------The Strokes---------------------The Strokes

The All-American Rejects VS Anberlin --------------------The All-American Rejects VS Ludo-------The All-American Rejects

Owl City VS Nine Inch Nails----------------------------------Nine Inch Nails 

Ludo VS Oasis---------------------------------------------------Ludo

THE STROKES

Reptilia

THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS

I Wanna

THE STROKES

Evening Sun

THE ALL-AMERICAN REJECTS

The Last Song

Cillian Murphy hosts SNL

Today is the day! Here's the line-up:

History Channel Cold Open
Monologue
Shimmer Floor Wax
~Commercial~
Down by the River
Russian Brides
~Commercial~
Cloud Gazing
My Testicles
Killer on the Loose Digital Short
~Commercial~
Update
Chewable Pampers
~Commercial~
Flight Announcement
Under 21
End Clap

I got all of my 74 stitches out today, that hurt like hell. Cillian went with me then we went to go film the rest of the Digital Short (I passed out before we could finish). All that went well...onto the show!

The show was more than I could of ever asked for, as you probably know Cillian asked me to come out during his monologue and told the audience about my attack and that he was happy that I was still there and well...here:

CILLIAN

Come here you...(he holds out his arms and as CHRISTINA is about to walk over the crowd starts cheering, walking on stage is SARAH SILVERMAN)

SARAH

Woah woah woah, I was praying for Essenelle here for WEEKS before the accident even happened so I think I deserve the end-of-monologue hug. (CHRISTINA is seen smiling hugely and she shrugs her shoulders and starts to hug again when the crowd roars again and TOM FELTON walks on stage)

CILLIAN

Oh no, the British!

TOM

(CHRISTINA is seen with her hand over her mouth in shock)Yeah that's right, Sarah you've never even met Christina before, I definitely deserve the end-of-monologue hug! (CHRISTINA removes her hand and goes over to hug TOM when the crowd roars again and MATTHEW GOODE walks downstage) Oh no!

MATTHEW

Oh come on, end-of-monologue hug to a kid like him? You need a MAN to give you the end-of-monologue hug. I mean if it's got to be British then it's got to be me. (CHRISTINA now has her hands on her cheeks in utter shock when before she can even try to hug MATTHEW, TOM HANKS walks downstage. To this entrance she falls on her butt dumbfounded.)

TOM H.

Excuse me! This is an American show not a British one, and certainly not an Irish one.

CILLIAN

Hey!

TOM H.

I definitely deserve the end-of-monologue hug! (CHRISTINA looks at the audience in amazement while they are still cheering loudly and they get even louder when JIM CARREY walks downstage)

JIM

NO!

TOM H.

Oh here we go!

JIM

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!! Do I even need a reason?! (CHRISTINA has completely fallen over now and she sits up for a moment to only be greeted by JULIAN CASABLANCAS helping her up)

SARAH

Oh come on!

TOM F.

Now that's hardly fair.

MATTHEW

Bloody Americans...

JULIAN

I'm Danish and Spanish.

MATTHEW

You know what I meant...

CILLIAN

So what now?

CHRISTINA

I've got an idea. (she whispers in JULIAN's ear and he then picks her up bridal style and she waves goodbye to everyone) 

JIM

You haven't heard that last of me Essenelle! 

TOM F.

I'm calling my agent this is ridiculous.

TOM H.

(spits on CILLIAN's shoe) Pathetic.

SARAH

Meh. (MATTHEW looks at CILLIAN depressed and leaves the stage sad)

CILLIAN

Despite that...we have a great show for you tonight so stick around, Owl City is here! (the crowd roars with cheers).

And everything just went up hill from there. There were only two mistakes and they weren't in my scenes, it was a set problem when Cillian slammed the door for Russian Brides the set shook a little and same for Under 21. During the after party I got to re-hello to all the people that came on during the end of the monologue and they're all really cool people. I had already met Tom Felton so it was a reconnection for us and then the rest were new (aside from Julian of course) I got tot say Sarah Silverman is hilarious and Jim Carrey is funny as hell/ They'd make a good comedy Duo. Anyways, goodnight!

New Years Eve!

I had a fabulous time at CBS' New Years Eve party. I got to meet a lot of people and everyone was really nice, and drunk. Right before the party I was going through Kristen's closet and she said that I could pick out some jewelry to wear to the party! She has the nicest rings, earrings, and necklaces...I borrowed a gorgeous diamond ring, diamond earrings, and I wore my diamond necklace that Jules gave me. Wow, I've changed so much. I can't believe I used to wear rags and now I'm wearing diamonds...wow...speaking of Kristen: Amy, Tina, Maya and myself have been through HELL today because of the wedding, there's so many rehearsals and dress fittings that it's insane! Although I've never been to Vegas before so...yeah. Oh God at the party Julian and I had the funniest conversation:

JULIAN

I fuckin how NBC parties are absolutely insane and CBS parties are extremely organized and shit.

CHRISTINA

They also shit?

JULIAN

Yeah you didn't know?

CHRISTINA

I thought they were just freaks that only peed, that's why I'm on NBC because I couldn't get on CBS.

JULIAN

Wait...you don't shit?

CHRISTINA

Come on Jules you knew that.

JULIAN

No I didn't! What the FUCK Christina why didn't you tell me??

CHRISTINA

Julian why does it matter?!

JULIAN 

Well I don't know if I love you anymore.

CHRISTINA

What.

JULIAN

Christina, if you can't shit then this relationship is going nowhere.

CHRISTINA

Like my bowels.

JULIAN

This is not a joking matter Christina.

CHRISTINA

Look me dead in the eyes and tell me that this IS a laughing matter.

JULIAN

Ha ha, I can see me in your eyes.

CHRISTINA

I can see you in my bed.

JULIAN

I can see me on your bed too.

CHRISTINA

Ha ha, you're cute.

JULIAN

(in a feminine voice) Oh stoppit!

CHRISTINA

I like how fancy everyone is.

JULIAN

Eh, they're all a mess. The guys are all the same. 

CHRISTINA

Well aren't you positive.

JULIAN

THE GLASS IS FOREVER HALF EMPTY.

CHRISTINA

CALM DOWN JULIAN!

JULIAN

NEVER!!!!!!!

CHRISTINA

...you done?

JULIAN

Yes.

CHRISTINA

Awesome.

JULIAN

Hey guess what?

CHRISTINA

What?

JULIAN

I love you.

CHRISTINA

Really?

JULIAN

No.

CHRISTINA

Well I chicken sandwhich you.

JULIAN

SERIOUSLY?!

CHRISTINA

YES.

JULIAN

Ah...I might be in chicken sandwhich with you...depends.

CHRISTINA

On what?

JULIAN

On that the fuck you're talking about.

CHRISTINA

(laugh) Oh that.

JULIAN

But I am in sove with you.

CHRISTINA

(laugh) oh that's good!

We left the party to go watch the ball drop at around 11:30PM and right when it dropped it was the first New Year's Eve when I actually had someone yet to kiss...glad it was Jules!