I Wanna Rock Right NOW

Katy is back!! With a new hair cut...! Katy was so much fun when she'd sing for the show. I miss when she and Russel were on the show. Glad they're still together. Speaking of still being together Kristen and Fred are fighting again. Fun times.
Cold Open On the Record (Kristen, Bobby, Andy)
Monologue (Christina, Bill, Andy)
Pippa Visits the Queen (Taran, Bill, Fred, Andy, Abby, Jay, Keenan)
One Magical Night
Finnish Talk Show (Kristen, Paul)
Politics Nation with Al Sharpton
Update (Bill, Christina)
J-Pop Talk Show (Taran, Christina, Jason, Fred)
Doggie Duty (Jason, Kristen, Fred, Bill)
Sex and the City Finale
Digital Short: Best Friends (Nasim, Andy, Christina, Vanessa)
New Year's Eve Sequel (Abby, Jason, Kristen, Taran, Fred, Jay, Keenan, Bobby)

Steve Buscemi hosts SNL

Cold Open: Obama in One 
Monologue 
Frozen Mexican Dinner 
~Commercial~
Miley Cyrus Show 
Digital Short: Batman
~Commercial~ 
Dateline
Coach Bert 
~Commercial~
Update 
~Commercial~
Surprise Lady
Sex Ed Couples Therapy 
~Commercial~
Ornaments 
End Clap


Oh the show was wonderful! I'm sorry to those NBC and Hulu watchers that didn't get the see all of the awesomeness in the cold open, our camera men suck. But we've already fired enough camera men so thats that. Lorne is getting really frustrating at the tech people this year, sets have been broken, camera problems, hair pieces have not been put on well enough (sdhfbdsfsdfs) so tech people need to kick it up. However my tech man JUDE IS THE BEST!


Now I want your sex questions, let's get things awkward, I'll post the top 5 on here tomorrow. Bye kids!

Day 5 {Steve Buscemi}

One scene left and that's Frozen Mexican Dinner! And I'm not in it, which means I get to explain to you how much I loved Book of Mormon. Oh man, I've never laughed so hard. I immediately bought the soundtrack and plan to watch South Park because of it. Favorite song? Dunno, tie between "I believe" and "All-American Prophet" and "You and Me (but mostly me)". Ugh so amazing, Hitler in Spooky Mormon Hell Dream? AH SO FUNNY! OJ's lawyer? okay, Elder Cunningham is literally the cutest little fuck I've ever seen. "I am here for you" ??? AAHHH, the cutest. "Turn it Off" is such a good tap number and I love the chorus. "Turn it off, like a light switch, just go click, it's a cool little Mormon trick" The Africans are the funniest. Their little rude african jokes like "my whole village has AIDS" and "Sal Tlay Ka Siti (Salt Lake City)". Ah man, Elder Price has the most incredible, impeccable, beautiful, perfect voice. Ah, I can help but adore his voice!

Day 4 {Steve Buscemi}

Today we filmed Sex Ed Couples at 10AM and at 3PM we filmed Update. Two short casted scenes. Of which I'm in neither. I've been really behind on homework. I have an essay to write and everything...bleh not down for THAT. The Holiday Benefit show is today! I'm extremely nervous, I'm singing a song with Jules and then am doing improv with the SNL cast.

JULES AND IHS 3 TIMES TODAY.

AAAAHHH.

Day 3 {Steve Buscemi}

Today we filmed Dateline and the Digital Short and the Digital Short is hilarious. I was there at the creation of this idea. We (Andy, Jorma, and I) were watching some things Steve Buscemi were in and Vanessa walks by and says that he look like Gary Oldman and I think yeah maybe Officer Gordon.... and Andy had been thinking the exact same thing. So just expect that in the short. And Dateline is just creepy, AS IT SHOULD BE!

Dress rehearsal today! We just practiced some improv and tried to figure out what games we were going to play and what not. It wasn't that fun, I mean, we didn't get to play the games just work them out. It was very formal and businessy so, meh. Although all the Strokes came so I was content. Albert is growing the dankest beard. It's really beardy, I'm not a beard liking chick so thank God I'm with Jules. Speaking of Jules he's been hanging out with Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim. Their basically Julian's version of my Noel and Julian B.

Day 2 {Steve Buscemi}

Today we filmed Ornaments and Surprise Lady except those times are flipped cause after school I had to film the commercial shoot, meaning JULIAN BARRATT IS IN TOWN AGAIN! I missed that man, he's hysterical (in a good way). Speaking of my booshies, HEY! Are you guys excited for season 4?? I am, but if you have any thoughts and or comments, email Jude! He wants more shit to do so, give him a paper to grade or something, he gets bored.

Got the gang back together and did a promotional commercial! Oh it was so refreshing to go back to weird randomness. It started off with

CHRISTINA

Hi, I'm an American.

JULIAN B.

And I'm British.

NOEL

And I'm Indian.

CHRISTINA AND JULIAN

Wait what?

NOEL

Yeah, I'm Indian now.

JULIAN

No no you can't just BE Indian. It's something you're born with.

CHRISTINA

Yeah, kind of like the desire to watch television.

NOEL

Television you say?

CHRISTINA

Yes television. Have you heard of it?

NOEL

No...teach me the ways of your people.

JULIAN

Wait, you're not doing this because that's what you think all Indians are like are you?

NOEL

No, I just don't own a tele-whatsit.

~OR~

NOEL

Christina are you going to get away from that thing?

CHRISTINA

Julian's on the screen...!

JULIAN

And if you'll buy a new pair of steak-knives...

NOEL

Wow! I wish I could see Julian on TV all the time! (NOEL and CHRISTINA give the camera a dead-pan)

~OR~

JULIAN

Noel, happy birthday.

NOEL

Oh what'd you get me?

JULIAN

Something great, oh here it comes! (CHRISTINA wheels in a giant cake and out pops RICH FULCHER wearing a thong and nipple pasties)

NOEL

Ohh...

Such a fun time, can't wait till I go back for a new series! (?) 

Day 1 {Steve Buscemi}

I have a crazy busy week this week! Today I am finally doing that CoverGirl photoshoot, tomorrow I have a commercial shoot for when the Boosh goes on TV (December 22nd! SAVE THE DATE!) then Wednesday I have a dress rehearsal for a holiday benefit show SNL is performing in (NBC Charity Event), then Thursday is the event, Friday I have a hot date with Jules, Noel, Julian Barratt, and Kristen and we're going to go see Book of Mormon! and then of course, Steve Buscemi is hosting SNL. WOO EXCITEMENT! They filmed Miley Cyrus Show and Coach Bert. Not sure how it went cause I was at COVERGIRL!

And that was an experience and a half. I got there at 4PM and they are the most nice and kind people I've met. They got me coffee and did my hair and make-up and got me some outfits (that I unfortunately cannot keep) that I got to try on and then it was all under the spotlight from there. With 6 costume changes, 8 set changes, and 3 make-up emergencies I was out of there by 9PM, but hey I was being waited on hand and foot so I was content. And the lunch break was just devine. The food was all organic and delicious and I felt like I was eating healthier than I had in my entire life. It was a lot of fun, and I didn't get to see the final product but I'm sure it's awesome.

Jason Segel hosts SNL

Mitt Romney Cold Open
Monologue
~Commercial~
Regis and Kelly 
Kemper Pedic Bed 
~Commercial~
Kissing Family 
~Commercial~
Update
~Commercial~
Retirement Party
New Jack Thanksgiving 
~Commercial~
Digital Short: Chess 
Andre the Giant Gets an Ice Cream

~Commercial~
The Blue Jean Committee
End Clap


Man, our camera guys have been getting a lot of flack from the audience, poor guys. In case you saw my wig nearly falling off, yes I realized it too, and it was not intentional. Thank you so much for coming, Jason was fantastic the monologue spectacular the Muppets were a huge hit and I cannot thank you enough for sending Jude all these emails, you're giving him such a fun time thank you. Night folks!

This Generation

Doesn't know who Steve Buscemi is.

Miley Cyrus Show (Jason, Bobby, Vanessa, Keenan)
Coach Bert (Christina, Bobby, Taran, Jason, Keenan, Jay, Bill)
Sex Ed Couples Therapy (Paul)
Ornaments (Kristen)
Surprise Lady (Paul, Abby, Christina, Bill, Vanessa)
Update (Bobby, Keenan)
Monologue (Kristen, Christina, Jay, Keenan, Bobby, Andy, Nasim, Bill)
Dateline (Bill, Taran, Bobby, Jason, Kristen)
Cold Open: Obama in One (Fred)
Digital Short: Batman (Andy, Paul, Christina, Jason)
Frozen Mexican Dinner (Paul, Fred)

Day 5 {Jason Segel}

Hey! Today we filmed a late Update since Seth was out on the town all day yesterday. Like a butt, so like I said yesterday I saw Seth's mom and at the same time found out who Paul's like girl-fling is! What a coincidence, what a weird coincidence....hmm.

Weird, anyways good day folks! Went to the mall and dicked around with Jules. But had to get a good night's sleep cause my SAT is tomorrow. Wish me luck!

Day 4 {Jason Segel}

Today we filmed Regis and Kelly and Kemper Pedic, of which I am in both! However I play a small role at the end of Regis and Kelly whereas Kemper Pedic where I play the lead alongside Jason (segel) in this awesomely sexual commercial. It's all about masturbation and things got really funny on set while we were filming it. Jason's so damn funny, and really...friendly. I know that sounds unsurprising but it's just you think these people are all so nice and then they ACTUALLY are. Well, most of them. Jason's actually with me right now, yelling at the screen saying "HI! TELL THEM I SAY HI" and now he's mad that I wrote that instead of actually just letting him talk to the computer. I said he was friendly not logical. I went mo-pedding with Jason (segel), Julian, and Paul Rudd today! It was a lot of fun until we creepishly passed Seth's mom's house. Jeepers.

Day 3 {Jason Segal}

Today we filmed the Digital Short and Kissing Family! Kissing family is such a funny sketch just because kissing people makes other people feel uncomfortable and is always a crowd pleaser (really pleaser isn't a word? fine something that PLEASES A CROWD gosh I hate you English language)

I am obsessed with the Black Eyed Peas "Rock Your Body". It's so damn good, plus I really like it because Fergie doesn't sound like Fergie, and therefore I like it. Sorry, just not my favorite sound. Anyways, back to things I understand: Digital Short is super weird. Honestly, I feel like Andy, Kiv, and Jorma have been lacking. Andy's a little too busy nowadays and can't be in any of the scenes and has talked to Seth about being in little to no scenes EVER. Andy, oh, Andy don't pull a Seth, you're not going to be Weekend Update anchor I can almost guarantee it. Seth wouldn't give up that job for anything in the world (other than money) so...good luck.

Kissing Family also includes Paul Rudd! Ha ha, I love that Paul is in all these scenes! He's such a joy...speaking of joys it's DATE NIGHT! Jules, Kristen, Fred, and me went to go see Limitless...................................OH MAN. It was phenomenal. I'm not just saying that because I'm friends with Bradley Cooper and Robert De Niro but because it was a really fantastic movie with a completely different plot that I haven't ever seen before, it was...it was so great! Such a cool concept and if the director of cinematography doesn't get an Emmy or better then I don't know what this world has come to.