SAG Awards

Looks like I'm going to another award show...!

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A CAST IN A MOTION PICTURE

12 Years a Slave

American Hustle

August: Osage County

Lee Daniels' The Butler

Nightwing

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A MALE ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Chiwetel Ejiofor-12 Years a Slave

Tom Hanks- Captain Phillips

Matthew McConaughey-Dallas Buyers Club

Forest Whitaker-Lee Daniels' The Butler

Bruce Dern-Nebraska

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A FEMALE ACTOR IN A LEADING ROLE

Meryl Street-August: Osage County

Cate Blanchett-Blue Jasmine

Sandra Bullock-Gravity

Judi Dench-Philomena

Emma Thompson-Saving Mr. Banks

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A MALE ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Michael Fassbender-12 Years a Slave

Barkhad Abdi- Captain Phillips

Jared Leto- Dallas Buyers Club

James Gandolfini-Enough Said

Daniel Bruhl-Rush

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A FEMALE ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE

Christina Essenelle-Nightwing

Lupita Nyong'o-12 Years a Slave

Jennifer Lawrence-American Hustle

June Squibb-Nebraska

Oprah Winfrey-Lee Daniels

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY AN ENSEMBLE IN A DRAMA SERIES

Boardwalk Empire

Breaking Bad

Downton Abbey

Game of Thrones

Homeland

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY AN ENSEMBLE IN A COMEDY SERIES

30 Rock

Arrested Development

Modern Family

The Big Bang Theory

Veep

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A MALE ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES

Steve Buscemi-Boardwalk Empire

Bryan Cranston-Breaking Bad

Peter Dinklage-Game of Thrones

Kevin Spacey-House of Cards

Jeff Daniels-The Newsroom

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A FEMALE ACTOR IN A DRAMA SERIES

Jessica Lange- American Horror Story: Coven

Anna Gunn- Breaking Bad

Maggie Smith- Downton Abbey

Claire Danes- Homeland

Kerry Washington- Scandal

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A MALE ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Alec Baldwin- 30 Rock

Jason Bateman- Arrested Development

Don Cheadle-House of Lies

Jim Parson- The Big Bang Theory

Ty Burrell- Modern Family

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A FEMALE ACTOR IN A COMEDY SERIES

Tina Fey- 30 Rock

Julie Bowen- Modern Family

Edie Falco- Nurse Jackie

Mayim Bialik- The Big Bang Theory

Julia Louis-Dreyfus- Veep

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A MALE ACTOR IN A TELEVISION MOVIE OR MINISERIES

Matt Damon-Behind the Candelabra

Michael Douglas-Behind the Candelabra

Rob Lowe-Killing Kennedy

Al Pacino-Phil Spector

Jeremy Irons-The Hollow Crown

OUTSTANDING PERFORMANCE BY A FEMALE ACTOR IN A TELEVISION MOVIE OR MINISERIES

Angela Bassett-Berry & Coretta

Helena Bonham Carter-Burton and Taylor

Elizabeth Moss-Top of the Lake

Holly Hunter-Top of the Lake

Helen Mirren-Phil Spector

Utah

There is so much I need to write and add to this but it'll come in bits and pieces, but today January 5th is Bradley's birthday, so at least I wrote Happy Birthday to my boyfriend in here.

xoxo

01/05/14

There is an unreal amount of stuff I need to post, for example: ALL OF MY UTAH TRIP, Celebrity Game Night Part 3: Polygamy Party Edition, New Year's Eve, upcoming SNL guests, the big January she-bang, the Golden Globes are this Sunday in California...lots of stuff! I'll start small: Drake with musical guest Drake will be on SNL January 15th and Jonah Hill with musical guest Bastille will be on SNL January 25th! Seth moves to Late Night on February 25th.

Upcoming SNL guests: check

So, I don't know if I already said this but 3/7 of the "Best Friends for Life Brigade" (Ellie Kemper, Jen, Paul Rudd, Bradley, Ed Helms, Jason Segel, and I) has their birthday in January, and we'll all be in L.A. the weekend of the Golden Globes (as are every other celebrity we know) so we're throwing this HUGE party over there. Bradley turned 39 last night on January 5th, Ed turns 40 on January 25th, and Jason turns 34 on January 18th. I'm really excited it's gonna be a fancy affair.

The big January she-bang: check

New Year's Eve was spent at a giant resort in Utah called "The Montage" and all the Kardashian clan and Kanye were there, and Kanye really really doesn't like me cause I'm associated with SNL and Jimmy Kimmel so I really didn't spend too much time with him. But we all (except for Ellie...:( she had to leave early) were there up in this party upstairs where there was free candy and fancy food and we watched the ball drop in New York and again for the Midwest, there is no ball drop for Mountain Time people (a.k.a. US!) so did our own little ball drop downstairs on the dance floor with a cover band and all these balloons fell down on us. After kissing Bradley [ ;) ] we headed back to our little rented house and played "Imagine-If" until like 2am. Haha! Happy New Year! My resolution is to be nicer. We'll see how long that lasts.

New Year's Eve: check

I have been receiving (over the past month) thousands upon thousands of pictures of dresses for the Golden Globes this Sunday (January 12th) with my favorite hosts in the world: Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I think I've got it narrowed down to 2 and they're both gorgeous and long. I'm really excited to see who wins and what not, I'm not writing an acceptance speech just because I'm pretty sure Jen will win, everyone is in love with her. So that's that. But if I do win I'll be on Jimmy Kimmel Monday and Conan Tuesday and then I head back to New York.

Golden Globes: check

01/06/14-11AMish

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO KATE MCKINNON TODAAAYYYY. She is fabulous and amazing and I love her, the end.

01/06/14-1PMish

It's finally official, we have another mother flippin' SNL feautured player, but a good one. Welcome Sasheer Zamata! Now everyone can stop bitching about there not being a black female SNL cast member since Maya Rudolph.

01/06/14-4PMish

What A Merry Cherry

I fucking hate cherries. But, MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE! And happy go-to-the-movies day for everyone else, hopefully you decided to go see Nightwing or maybe American Hustle or Anchorman 2...all good choices. I still haven't seen American Hustle yet but I have watched Anchorman 2 and boy is it amazing, Kristen Wiig is a beautiful mess and Paul Rudd makes me so uncomfortable that it's hilarious. And of course Will Ferrell is a comic God among men.

I got so many wonderful things for Christmas this year, I always feel weird receiving so many gifts, it's like my friends are trying to make up for the first 20 years of my life or something. I finally gave Nasim this gift I've been working on since June, a cross-stitch pattern of two wolves on a snowy bank. So ridiculous. I got a lot of clothes, more cross-stitch patterns, socks, tights, scarfs, I got that new J.J. Abrams book (really more like 2 books), an umbrella, a LOT of make-up, money, gum, scratch-offs, head phones, and stuff for my new apartment (oven mitts, hand towels, bath mats, shower curtain, more picture frames (yes!!), kitchen scrubbie thing). I'm sure there's more but I can't think of it right now. One thing that I did get was a cross-stitch pattern on pillow cases, so I'm basically making my own sheets now, CALL ME MARTHA STEWART.

Does anyone else listen to classical music while looking at pictures or reading? I love it, and if I may recommend a song... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNFL4Mz2ISY or anything by David Lanz (cristofori's dream, nightfall) all amazing to listen to. The link up there reminds me of when I used to play Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time at a friend's house. Anywho, Merry Christmas from Bradley and I both, hope everyone is warm and happy!

Oh, and go get that pussy oN THE CHAAAINNN WAAAXXX!!!!!11

Idiocracy

So I'm a fucking idiot, I thought this was Seth's last show, he still has like 3 or 4 more...Jesus. But, HOW GREAT WAS THAT EPISODE? Everyone thought Justin wasn't going to be in a lot of sketches and then we just WHIP OUT like...4! Rock on motherfuckas. I got a lot of questions asking why I wasn't in the "Baby It's Cold Outside" sketch, first of all: Cecily is awesome, second, I had to be in the closing musical number which required a whole costume change, so, yeah. And just because it's a romantic scene doesn't mean I HAVE to be in it, come on peeps.


Hahahaha, how amazing is this ^, I found it on tumblr under #jimmyfallon, so, that's pretty rad. But that was the last show of 2013! What a crazy year...really, I've been getting this blog back up to standard and now the year is almost over, new boyfriend, movie finished and I'm nominated for a Golden Globe?! A really fantastic year, I'd like to thank Breaking Bad for making me cry, Bill Hader for being fucking awesome, and the crazy love duo of Kristen Wiig and Fred Armisen for making me laugh always. Jason you're cool too. Yeaaaaaaaaah!

How fucking cool was that musical number though...there was a lot of singing in this episode! I'm glad I wasn't goofy singing though like Aidy did in the cold open, but it was fun to perform with Justin Timberlake. I can only imagine what it was like for Jimmy to sing with Sir Paul McCartney. Anywho, amazing episode, and have a great week everyone! I'll be in New York with Bradley, no more Jackass boys, and Christmas is right around the corner!

Merry everything <3

Jack AYas-a.k.a Christmas Party 2013

Got my boy Johnny Knoxville IN THE HOUUUUSEEE! I've been crafting and wrapping like a motherfucker all day and I just wanted to hang out with Johnny to chill and relax. Then after that I think I'm going to hang out with Nasim, Vanessa, and Amy but I'm not sure.

I love hanging out with the Jackass crew. I don't know what they are all filming but they're filming something. After Ryan Dunn died I really didn't think Jackass would present anything else, but I guess once Bad Grandpa came out it was green light to everything else. So of course they're in New York, where no one wants to deal with any pranks and bitterness lies in everyone's soul. A lot of the Jackass boys are on clearance for 30 Rock to enter (everyone who lives in 30 Rock has a list of people that can come and go as they please [only to the floor where the 30 Rockian resides however]) So ALL Jackass boys come to 30 Rock and are stopped by the front desk (Bam Margera, Johnny Knoxville, Wee-Man, Chris Pontius, Steve-O, Dave England, Ehren McGhehey, Preston Lacy, Spike Jonze, Jeff Tremaine, and Rick Kosick), however I only have security passes for Johnny, Bam, and Chris so those three idiots went up to the SNL stage where I was practicing with Justin Timberlake and those 3 walk in laughing like hyenas at a mock serious part in JT and my bit and I swear I coulda punched them. Once the song was finished I yelled "Fuck you guys!" and jumped off the stage and punched them all.

JOHNNY 

I'm sorry, I lost it at the come over here part.

BAM

(giving CHRISTINA a hug) Oh come on you know we love you.

CHRISTINA

(grumbles) Yeah, yeah.

JOHNNY

Come on, all the boys are down stairs.

CHRISTINA

What! Why?

CHRIS

(laughs maniacally) You'll see.

CHRISTINA

(turns to director) Don, am I done for today?

DON

Yeah, just remember the Christmas Party is tonight!

CHRISTINA

I know, see you then!

DON

Don't break any bones or have any cuts please!

BAM

Can't promise anything.

DON

Christina!

CHRISTINA

I'LL BE FINE! BYE!

So we went downstairs and I got to meet the other Jackasses, who looked so disheveled and tired, and we all went into two vans and went to a warehouse. At this point I was mashed in between Bam and Ehren, and Ehren who kept asking me if he had a good enough "terrorist accent" to be a featured player on SNL. For those who don't know, Ehren has one of his two front teeth missing so it's no easy to look at him in the face. I guess the other guys have gotten used to it, I, however, was quite terrified. Arm-in-arm with Bam I whispered in his eye "what the fuck happened to his teeth", and he laughed loudly and whispered "rape" in my ear. Ha ha, lord.

So this warehouse, which I think is in New Jersey because we drove for a long time, was filled with gifts. Like an abnormal amount of gifts, there must have been like 3000 gifts or something. And the reason why I was brought in was because this summer when I was with the Magera's for a week I wrapped some presents for Don Vito's birthday with April (Bam's mom) and Bam remembered that and now I'm literally wrapping like a madwoman for homeless kids to have presents this Christmas. So, to the kids who receive my awesome wrapping jobs, you're welcome, and merry Christmas.

During this, of course, is just a mess of pranks and hurting people. Steve-O and Chris tape wee-man to a chair and run him through the warehouse and smash him into a wall, Ehren walks on two tubes of wrapping paper (so that he looks like he's on stilts) and falls onto Jeff...I mean these guys are just nuts. 

After that I have to head back to 30 Rock to get ready for the Christmas party, which is basically just setting up the bar and tables because we have a whole crew for decorating. After 3 hours of them putting everything up it looked amazing. Everyone in the world (practically) was there, not a lot of my friends though, a lot of NBC people rather. No All-American Rejects or Whitest Kids, but all of the upper level shows in 30 Rock so I'm pumped either way. It was a lot of fun, Chris Pontius showed us party boy and everyone loved it, we had food catered from Panera Bread and omg am I stuffed! I decided to call it a night around 1AM after the scavenger hunt. Johnny, Chris, Bam, Wee-man, and Steve-O all tried to sleep with me in my bed but I crawled out and slept on the couch until 2AM when Bradley came in and kicked them all off the bed. T'was a good night indeed. 

Drunker Uncle

If you didn't catch John Goodman on SNL, then you missed out on some awesomeness (go to hulu.com!), but if you're not gonna watch this week's episode with Jimmy Fallon and Justin Timberlake then you DEFINITELY live under a rock and don't even have hulu. That episode is gonna be pretty baller, I'm even in one of the musical numbers :O

These past two weeks have been a little crazy, Bradley's been away (just got back 2 nights ago) so I've been fully emerged into my new movie with table reads and bonding with Ryan Gosling and Tom Hiddleston. Tom and I have been locked away in this bunker trying to get to know each other, and it's been a great experience actually. Tom's SUCH a nice guy, really, it's a little creepy how nice he is and how much he knows about Shakespeare. At the table read Ryan and I refer to him only as nerd. Ha ha, but I really like Tom, he's a nice guy and I super excited to get to work with him.

BRADLEY IS HOME! I was hanging out listening to music and watching videos of planes landing and star constellations gifs with Jason Segal and Paul Rudd when Bradley came home, Jason fell asleep by the point (7PM).So yeah, Big B is home and is staying until sometime in January when he'll have to go to Hawaii I believe. This week is going to be a little hectic with Seth's last show being this Saturday :( I'm super sad about that, he was the best and I'm gonna miss him around the SNL floor. But then again, Late Night is only a floor away so that's nice! Jimmy's leaving though...that's a little sad, but now when I visit California I can see two Jimmys!

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Golden Globe Nominations

Anything that is in bold, italics, and underlined is someone I'm close to/SNL related, Nightwing related, or American Hustle related.  

Best motion picture, drama

"12 Years a Slave"

"Captain Phillips"

"Gravity"

"Nightwing"

"Rush"

Best motion picture, musical or comedy

"American Hustle"

"Her"

"Inside Llewyn Davis"

"Nebraska"

"The Wolf of Wall Street"

Best Actress in a motion picture, drama

Cate Blanchett "Blue Jasmine"

Sandra Bullock - "Gravity"

Judi Dench - "Philomena

Emma Thompson - "Saving Mr. Banks"

Kate Winslet - "Labor Day"

Best Actor in a motion picture, drama

Chiwetel Ejiofor - "12 Years a Slave"

Idris Elba - "Mandela: Long Walk To Freedom"

Tom Hanks - "Captain Phillips"

Matthew McConaughey - "Dallas Buyers Club"

Robert Redford - "All Is Lost"

Best Actress in a motion picture, musical or comedy

Amy Adams - "American Hustle"

Julie Delpy - "Before Midnight"

Greta Gerwig - "Frances Ha"

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - "Enough Said"

Meryl Streep - "August: Osage County"

Best Actor in a motion picture, musical or comedy

Christian Bale - "American Hustle"

Bruce Dern - "Nebraska"

Leonardo DiCaprio - "The Wolf Of Wall Street"

Oscar Isaac - "Inside Llewyn Davis"

Joaquin Phoenix - "Her"

Best supporting Actress in a motion picture

Christina Essenelle - "Nightwing"

Jennifer Lawrence - "American Hustle"

Lupita Nyong'o - "12 Years a Slave"

Julia Roberts - "August: Osage County"

Sally Hawkins - "Blue Jasmine"

Best supporting Actor in a motion picture

Barkhad Abdi - "Captain Phillips"

Javier Bardem - "Nightwing"

Bradley Cooper - "American Hustle"

Michael Fassbender - "12 Years a Slave"

Jared Leto - "Dallas Buyers Club"

Best Director – motion picture

Alfonso Cuarón - "Gravity"

Paul Greengrass - "Captain Phillips"

Steve McQueen - "12 Years a Slave"

Christopher Nolan - "Nightwing"

David O. Russell - "American Hustle"

Best Screenplay – motion picture

Spike Jonze - "Her"

Christopher Nolan and Jonathan Nolan - "Nightwing"

Jeff Pope and Steve Coogan - "Philomena"

John Ridley - "12 Years a Slave"

Eric Warren Singer and David O. Russell - "American Hustle"

Best Foreign Language Film

"Blue is the Warmest Color"

"The Great Beauty"

"The Hunt"

"The Past"

"The Wind Rises"

Best Animated Feature film

"The Croods"

"Despicable Me 2"

"Frozen"

Best TV series, drama

"Breaking Bad"

"Downton Abbey"

"The Goodwife"

"House of Cards"

"Masters of Sex"

Best TV Series, Comedy

"The Big Bang Theory"

"Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

"Girls"

"Modern Family"

"Parks and Recreation"

Best TV movie or mini-series

"American Horror Story: Coven"

"Behind the Candelabra"

"Dancing on the Edge"

"Top of the Lake"

"The White Queen"

Best Actress in a TV series, drama

Julianna Margulies - "The Good Wife"

Tatiana Maslany - "Orphan Black"

Taylor Schilling - "Orange is the New Black"

Kerry Washington - "Scandal"

Robin Wright - "House of Cards"

Best Actor in a TV series, drama

Bryan Cranston - "Breaking Bad"

Liev Schreiber - "Ray Donovan"

Michael Sheen - "Masters of Sex"

Kevin Spacey - "House of Cards"

James Spader - "The Blacklist"

Best Actress in a TV Series, Comedy

Zooey Deschanel - "New Girl"

Lena Dunham - "Girls"

Edie Falco - "Nurse Jackie"

Julia Louis-Dreyfus - "Veep"

Amy Poehler - "Parks and Recreation"

Best Actor, TV Series Comedy

Jason Bateman - "Arrested Development"

Don Cheadle - "House of Lies"

Michael J. Fox - "The Michael J. Fox Show"

Jim Parsons - "The Big Bang Theory"

Andy Samberg - "Brooklyn Nine-Nine"

Best Actress in a mini-series or TV movie

Helena Bonham Carter - "Burton and Taylor"

Rebecca Ferguson - "White Queen"

Jessica Lange - "American Horror Story: Coven"

Helen Mirren - "Phil Spector"

Elisabeth Moss - "Top of the Lake"

Best Actor in a mini-series or TV movie

Matt Damon - "Behind the Candelabra"

Michael Douglas - "Behind the Candelabra"

Chiwetel Ejiofor - "Dancing on the Edge"

Idris Elba - "Luther"

Al Pacino - "Phil Spector"

Best Supporting Actress in a series, mini-series, or TV movie

Jacqueline Bisset - "Dancing on the Edge"

Janet McTeer - "White Queen"

Hayden Panettiere - "Nashville"

Monica potter - "Parenthood"

Sofia Vergara - "Modern family"

Best Supporting Actor in a series, mini-series or TV movie

Josh Charles - "The Good Wife"

Rob Lowe- "Behind the Candelabra"

Aaron Paul - "Breaking Bad"

Corey Stoll - "House of Cards"

Jon Voight -" Ray Donovan"

GUYS I AM NOMINATED FOR A GOLDEN GLOBE!!! The only thing I'm worried about is that Jen and I are both nominated under the same category...ugh, friendship sucks. I didn't know Nightwing would be under the "Drama" category. Huh! And YAY BRADLEY COOPER! Go team!