Since I did one of these fanmail asks? WELL! I'll do 15 since it's been a while:
1. Hey Christina, long time fan, got any plans once your SNL contract is up in 2017?
Holy shit, 2017 is actually not that far away, aka its been almost SEVEN YEARS since I got on this crazy train. Well I'm probably gonna do movies for a while, if they'll let me...I know I'll be done with this next one by the fall and it'll be a summer hit so we'll see what happens after that, but I'm gonna guess more movies.
2. I'm trying to get back together with my ex (#boomerang!) any advice?
Don't try. Honestly. Just move on and become a better person and if they want that better person they'll hit you up and if they don't they're an idiot. Don't chase after someone that doesn't want you.
3. Any tips for someone trying to enter the stand-up scene?
I personally don't do a whole lot of stand-up but I know a lot of people who do and they all pretty much take the same course of action, start small, practice at open-mics and then start auditioning for bigger and better venues. That's all I can say I'm sorry :/
4. You're one night show was AMAZING, like seriously, you are so freakin talented its incredible, was there anything you didn't do that night you wish you couldve?
I wanted to do target practice but they wouldn't let me because they thought it'd be hazardous! Also I'm great at hand-to-hand combat but I'd need a person to fight with and I just couldn't find anyone.
5. Are you having anyone live with you this summer other than Julian?
Eh, here and there. Drew (Barrymore) was here for a day and Kimmel was here as well but no one has taken up a bedroom or anything like that. It's less party pad and more love boat, I'll survive.
6. What's the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to you in bed?
It was embarrassing at first but then super awesome after but, I said the wrong name in bed. LET ME EXPLAIN, Julian and I have been super obsessed with The Blacklist lately and we were *ahem* in bed and I was thinking of James Spader during and well..that name came out! BUT the second it happened Jules laughed and said "You were thinking of James Spader?? I was thinking of Agent Keen!" (leading female in The Blacklist) It was funny, and surprisingly brought us closer together.
7. Christina I miss your posts!! Watch any good shows or movies?
Blacklist and Secretary (can you tell I'm on a James Spader binge?) Secretary is a better 50 Shades and is more accurate to the Dominant/Submissive lifestyle (or so I've been told)
8. Craziest drunk story?
I actually had to think about this one for a while, I think the craziest night was two Halloween's ago when Jules and I were still together and I got blackout drunk and had to literally be carried home. The entire next day I only ate soup and slept till 4pm. Eh, that's not that crazy I just can't think of anything.
9. What's something you've done before that you'll never do again? Much love <3 :D
Shots of Jager or Sambouca. Never again.
10. Out of all the guys you've kissed who was the worst?
Louis C.K. for the obvious reason that he was (instructed to) licking my face and inhaling my nose. I had fun though, haha.
11. Nightwing literally changed my life you are stunning in it, favorite day of filming that movie?
I think my favorite day was when I was literally so exhausted from the 12 hour day that I crashed during a scene in the bed and to be woken up so gently by Gary Oldman was quite the memory.
12. Who's been your favorite SNL guest host!
Oooooo good question. I think Amy Poehler is my favorite host because she was my first! Her being my first host led to such an amazing relationship with her and she is so protective of me and I love her for that.
13. Top 3 new TV shows that you watch, and whhhhhhhyyyyy :O
Broad City: Oh my god, if you haven't seen this show you must. It is so funny, so original, so empowering, flawless, ridiculous, real, it's a perfect show and it just makes me laugh to no end, WATCH IT.
Blacklist: Such a thrilling action, crime, drama, mystery that keeps you at the edge of your seat every episode. Also, James Spader is GOD.
Inside Amy Schumer: I didn't think I'd like this show because it was very dirty humour but it's actually really well done and I like it a lot. The interviews are a joy to watch and it's good to have some variety in an otherwise pretty standard sketch comedy show.
14. Why did you and Bradley break-up? :(
I think Bradley and I got together for the wrong reasons. I was feeling super lonely and he was there and was obviously very attractive and he was basically this security blanket for me and once I got over Julian (or really, got the opportunity to get back with him) I realized that we didn't love each other and that we were just using each other. Also he had another girlfriend sooooooooooooooooooo
15. Christina you are such a strong and funny woman, do you look up to other woman for inspiration?
Abso-fuckin-lutely. Julia Luis-Dreyfus, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler, Broad City Gals Abbi and Ilana, Ellie Kemper, Ellen Degeneres, Maya Rudolph, Kristen Wiig, Kristen Schaal, the list goes on.
Adios amigos.
