Thursday, October 31, 2013

Killing It!

All A's! I wanna get all A's by the end of this semester, I think I can do it, I'm taking 6 classes right now and in 3 of those classes I have an A, and in the other 3 I have all B+'s, I WANNA GET A 4.0! I've never, EVER, in my life gotten a 4.0, how cool would it be if I got one?? Agh, I know in one of my B+ classes that will be an A and I'm really REALLY close in another one to that being an A, it's just this one class that might end up being a B...I guess I'll have to study! >.<

Rainy days are here in New York City. I like the rain, the sound of it at least, wet socks are the worst. Ed Helms is staying at 30 Rock for the next week because apparently he has some big surprise for Bradley and I...I'm scared. Bradley and I have been guessing ever since the three of us got off the plane from Vegas but nothing has happened yet.

Bradley and I were talking and I decided not to do the possible musical with John Stamos, I'm busy enough as it is, and I've decided to pull back from my weekly task load on each of my projects (except for school of course), I don't want to be too busy and not even realize all these great friends I get to hang out with everyday and live with. Also, my assistant called me yesterday telling me that I've hit 10,000 emails for one questions, "ARE CHRISTINA ESSENELLE AND BRADLEY COOPER EXCLUSIVE?" or "ARE THEY IN LOVE?" or "ARE THEY TOGETHER?" or "ARE THEY ENGAGED?" or "IS SHE PREGNANT?" and I told my assistant not to come to me about emails unless I get 10,000 emails about that one question (assuming he would never get 10,000 emails about one question) so, it's time folks:

Bradley Cooper and I are exclusive. We are not engaged nor am I pregnant. 

Last night, Bradley, Ed, and I went over to the BEAUTIFUL home of Dax Shepard and Kristen Bell and had a really fun time! ...well till Kristen lost her iPhone 5 down the toilet, oops! Better be careful next time. 

Sincerely, 
Catherine*

Monday, October 28, 2013

Why Me

About to get on a plane from Las Vegas because Zach, Ed, Bradley, Justin, and I got snatched up and taken to Texas to find a psychopath to steal his gold.

Yeah no biggie, just LIVIN' IT UP.

Saturday, October 26, 2013

Ed Helms and Zachie G

Ed Helms and Zach Galafianakis are coming over today to party party party. I'm a happy girl, the wolf pack is back together!

Bradley is angry that I wrote that.

Bradley Cooper and Christina Essenelle Interview-part1

Emma-E
Bradley-B
Christina-C

E: Bradley you are about to wrap up filming on Cameron Crowe's new project and are now starting a new role as Rocket Racoon in Guardians of the Galaxy! So are you just someone who loves to be busy or...?
B: Ha ha, no I'm actually not that busy, Rocket Racoon is a voiceover so it's a pretty relaxing schedule kind of, come in when you can twice a week. Christina's much busier than me.
E: Or really is that true?
C: Yeah I'm psychotically busy. Well, SNL skits take up a lot of my time because you have to memorize those lines, I hate defaulting to those cue cards it's not fair to the audience that came in to see you be funny when you haven't even memorized your lines you know? And then I do UCB shows and practices twice or three times a week, and then I'm starting a new movie with Christopher Nolan, Ryan Gosling, Liam Neeson...the greats, and so we're table reading that right now and then I'm enrolled as a full time student at Columbia majoring in Psychology with a triple minor in Forensics, Human Development and Family Studies, and Sociology, and I'm currently work-shopping a musical with John Stamos right now so...yeah I'm pretty busy.
E: Oh wow! So many things in motion!
C: Yeah and Nightwing comes out in a month and a half so interviews are gonna start happening soon and I don't even know how that's gonna pan out...
E: How do you two find time to just be alone with each other?
B: We find time, well we live together so we see each other when we can.
C: It's nice having someone to come home to, I don't think I could ever live alone.

Thursday, October 24, 2013

Releases

There are times when I want to kill somebody because all my friends have movies coming out the same time my movie comes out, which means unfortunately we'll be in competition with each other.

Catching Fire: Nov 22nd 2013 (Jen)
Nightwing: Dec 1st 2013 (me!!)
American Hustle: Dec 13th 2013 (Bradley, Jen)
Anchorman 2: Dec 20th 2013 (Paul Rudd, Kristen Wiig, Tina Fey, Amy Poehler)

Aggghhhhh.

But Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield are coming over to 30 Rock tonight to have dinner with Bradley and I! So I'm excited about that, we even snuck a table out of the props department to make my little apartment look nicer. DINNER'S GONNA BE GREAT! Shots all round.

Saturday, October 5, 2013

You Know You're in Good Company When

you dance to music together, no questions asked
you say similar things
you would enjoy a lesbian experience with Emma Stone but know you shouldn't
you deal with shitty alcohol even though every single one of you could most definitely go out and buy the best thing out there
you sing to book of mormon on youtube together
you share personal moments together and don't get judged
you share each other's secrets
you help one another out
you live together by choice
you can appreciate a good David Lanz song
you cuddle not your significant other
you punch each other with love

so thanks Andrew Garfield, Emma Stone, Anne Hathaway, Bradley Cooper, and Joseph Gordon-Levitt for being my good company. Just an FYI if ya'll didn't read my Kimmel interview, I won't be at the Miley Cyrus show I'll just be in the taped scenes (commercials and trailers). Speaking of Jimmy Kimmel, thank GOD that ridiculous Kanye battle is over, I've never witnessed something so stupid in my life. The writers on Jimmy Kimmel Live!'s job is to make jokes that get a reaction out of the audience, I love the Kanye thinks that Jimmy writes the jokes himself, it doesn't matter how close you are there will always be a joke about any and every celebrity. God.

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