Day 5 {Charlie Day}

HAPPY VETERANS DAY! Really, thank you to all the troops, thank you to the navy, army, coast guard, air force etc. etc. Even the military's water boy. Thank you, because not everyone has the balls to go and protect our country like that. Sure taking a life is awful and should never be practiced but it's something we're fighting for, it to protect us and I respect that. Also it's 11/11/11 11:11 and I'm making my grand wish. Only at 11:11PM though because I only believe in having a little ultimate power.

Today was a great day. I woke up up at 9:30AM in Jules' arms and made a peanut-butter and nutella toasted sandwich for the both of us, then took a shower, then went to go play BINGO. Yup, I promised Julian I would so we did. Grand ol' time

ANNOUNCER

B16......B16.....

JULIAN

BINGO BITCHES!

CHRISTINA

HA HA! TAKE THAT WRINKLES.

Fortunately this happened DURING the Veteran's day breakfast so most of the oldies in there were completely comatose non-veteran oldies so I felt no remorse in beating down an old person at (practically) their own game. For someone who has no older relatives (or relatives period) I found the people at Sunny Rise Retirement Home charming and timeless. Well, the people in the bingo room were realllllllly medicated so not them so much, but in the other rooms, much nicer folks. One was in WW2 and was reliving military tales to me...I think that's so damn cool! I wish I had grandparents who were like that. Or parents for that matter.

After that we went out to go see Jules' friend's show at the Panathon (where the picture of the day is from...aka a Heineken ad) which was FANTASTIC. I love going out to see smaller bands because there's no bs, it's just music. Wish bigger artists could be the same, The Strokes (I believe) stay true to that.

Day 4 {Charlie Day}

Since all the scenes this week are long and have a lot of people in them, today, we finished our filming! (plus we're not allowed to work on Veterans day so...that's another reason why too) So it was just Update for today and I'm bringing back one of my favorite characters and hopefully one of yours too!

We have another show tonight! Come on down and see the show it's hilarious and I'M IN IT! AH! SEATING IS LIMITED SO BUY YOUR TICKETS SOON!! We've been sold out so far so GET TICKETS FAST! Jules is the cutest, for every show he's been sending me these giant bouquets of flowers. That boy knows how to make me smile. I've been very bitter this week because of the show and because of SNL. It is most likely from my lack of sleep but I've just been snapping at people. I yelled at a girl in my Econ class for getting a higher grade than me. I yelled at Jules for looking at a wall. I yelled at Noel for texting me four times instead of three because "threes a magic number YOU RUINED MY WEEK WITH YOUR BAD LUCK". Either I'm bitter or I'm going crazy.

Either way THERE'S STILL A SHOW TONIGHT FOLKS!!

Day 3 {Charlie Day}

Today we filmed Greek Gods at 10AM and Dr. Oz at 3PM. I read over the Dr. Oz skit and it's funny, really funny. Seth this episode has really outdone himself however he's given a lot of work to Lorne because all the scenes have a shit ton of people in the so it's going to be (and has been) extremely difficult to get everyone to focus, get their lines right, their blocking right, and to give 110% in energy.

I was chilling in my room (which is near impossible since I'm at play practice, school, and filming 99.9% of the time) today with Jules just listening to theme of scary movies and seeing which one scared us the most. Winner was definitely Sleepy Hollow theme song. It's so chilling and long and NOT overplayed and popular. I highly recommend. However Pennywise the Clown's own personal theme was really freakish as well. Just because it starts off really nice and then gets creepy as fuck. There's a holiday SNL benefit show coming up! Please come see it, it's for a good cause so come one come all!

Picture of the day is of Albert at Stella McCartneys FOR FUN AND GAMES AND MERRIMENT DON'T KID YOURSELVES.

Day 2 {Charlie Day}

That's right it's a sex bank drop off your old skank 

Skanky tank bank for the cash flow supa dank

Hided your crank, or make room for your purple drank

Its dank sex bank, sex bank 

Danky dank dank song. Super fuckin' weird danky dank super skank. Today I got to get out of school for some filmin! They filmed Comedy Tour at 10AM and Gettin' Freakay at 3PM. Comedy Tour we've done before (hence the 2 part) and it was really funny, but this time we're adding EVERYONE instead of just having the four guys do funny bits. First time meeting/working with Charlie and he's just so damn nice. Really, he's easy to work with and all he wants to do is have fun so I'M DOWN. This is what I love about show business you meet so so so many new people and almost all of them are nice instead arrogant assholes. 

I've become a lot closer to Jimmy, Amy, and Parns recently. We've been hanging out a bunch (whenever possible [and with Jules as well, but it's hard to become closer to him since we're practically glued together as it is]) I just love Parns, everything he says is just so damn funny. We were about to fall asleep last night (it was about 3AM and we were talking) and Parns starts singing Sweeney Todd songs but changing the words and since we were so tired everything was just so damn funny. Good times, goooooood times. 

Day 1 {Charlie Day}

Whenever I come back

The air on railroads, is making the same sound

And the shop fronts on holly

 Are dirty words are asterisks in for the vowels

And we peered the window

Bottoms on barstools

People ending the same

When Christ is inflating

Inflating

Today we filmed Dolphin Movie and Crime Scene! Yup Mondays are not my days to have any filming to do, however I am in that damn play so I've had practice all day...pick up rehearsals are the bestest. I had a dream that the director told me he hated me and that I should stop wearing glasses on stage and that my tights had runs in them and if I didn't stop he'd cut me from the show. 

I woke up thinking that that could've been real life. Ahhhh, MUST DOUBLE CHECK MY LINES.

Take them DOWN

CHARLIE DAY (IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN PHILADELPHIA [MY FAVORITE SHOW NOT ON HULU]) IS HOSTING SNL THIS WEEK.

HERE ARE THE SCENES.

Gaddafi Cold Open (Fred)
Kardashian Divorce Special (Nasim, Kristen, Christina, Abby, Taran, Andy, Jay)
Ask Dr. Oz (Bill)
Gettin' Freaky with Cee Lo (Paul, Jay, Bobby)
Greek Gods (Paul, Bobby, Jason, Bill, Vanessa, Jay, Taran, Christina, Vanessa, Andy, Keenan, Nasim, Kristen, Fred)
Dolphin Movie (Keenan, Taran, Kristen, Paul)
Update (Christina, Bill)
Comedy Tour 2 (Paul, Keenan, Jason, Vanessa, Bobby, Nasim, Kristen, Fred, Seth, Taran, Bill, Andy, Christina)
Crime Scene (Jason, Bill, Bobby)

Really big fucking scenes, oh! the show last night (the play) was FANTASTIC! Got lots of flowers, thank you everyone you're really amazing people. Come see me all this week, next, and the next!

Brasil

I welcome you from Brasil!! THERE ARE SO MANY DAMN BUGS HERE WHAT IS THIS. I've never seen so many gatherings of mosquitos, dragon flies, and lizards (I know not a bug but they're everywhere as well). I unfortunately am only here for a few hours, but at least it's SUNNY! 

Here are some pictures! (By the way Argentina show was fantastic)