Saturday, July 21, 2012

Disgust in Humanity

The Batman Massacre. They're calling it the Batman Massacre. Why Mr. James Holmes? Why'd you have to be a crazy motherfucker and destroy 12 lives and ruin 58 others. I'm reading all these people's stories...one girl's boyfriend took a bullet for her and now he's dead...another family had a wedding coming up...it's just awful. These poor people, well, I hope they get better soon and God bless those who died.

and FUCK FUCKING JAMES HOLMES YOU SICK FUCK.


sorry. pardon my language.

Also, this sucks for the people in Batman cause that'll always be with the movie now, and that's really lame.

Wednesday, July 18, 2012

My Life is like Vacation

Yes Noel is living in NYC at the moment, Yes last week there was a NBC party in front of 30 Rock that was pink themed, Yes my filming for the I.T. Crowd is over, Yes you did just see Jules and I at the Memphis theatre (Shubert), No I am not going to college, No Seth is not leaving SNL for Live! With Kelly, Yes that was me on the cover of seventeen, Yes Andy is leaving SNL, Yes the Strokes are working on their next album and aren't performing at the moment, Yes Kristen and Fred are getting divorced, Yes Kristen cheated on him with Fab, Yes my Strokes life and my SNL life are really connected now, Yes my life is hectic, YES I'M FREAKING OUT THAT ANDY AND KRISTEN ARE GONE.

A much quicker way to answer questions. I got sent the cutest tumblr account (and NO for the 100,000,000th time, I am NOT making a tumblr account! There are so many fan ones just follow one of those, I like fuckyeahthestrokes.tumblr.com they chit chat about us a lot) it's nbcfanbucketlist.tumblr.com and it's pretty adorable. Become an NBC page! It's a fun job, I was in the elevator bank when the NBC tours ran into me and I took a bunch of pictures and signed autographs for 15 minutes. T'was a great reminder of how stressful SNL will be next year and how unprepared I am. Taking on the task of replacing Kristen, Andy, and possibly Jason...ugh I don't want to be me. Everyone is going to have to step up their game because ratings will plummet if the show isn't as funny as it was before. Kate better get her shit together because I don't know if Lorne will bring in new people again since Paul also left. Ugh Ugh Ugh. This is gonna be tough for the writers as well. But Kristen has so many movies that she's doing with people that she'll be alright without SNL.

I don't think I'll ever want to leave SNL. At least not now. My third year is next...wow. What a crazy experience that will be. I unfortunately do not think I'll be in Workaholics, the timing just wasn't right, I have a lot of work to do right now and it's just tough to take on another TV show.

That's whats what in my hood!